Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna be cool. Drop the gun!
Brian, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas
Chepe be like this smells to danky im good
Hoyt is in second, drops Roger with the shotgun.
ALONZO: Oh, shit.
This
Now that’s some peanuts and crackerjack...
- No, please! - Where is it? I can't find it.
Hong Kong ain't got shit on Vancouver!
[PHONE RINGS]
I'M GONNA BURN THIS MF DOWN!
Tell him the story.
I’ve been planning it all week, son!
Fuck all you mofo’s
Yeah. Oh, shit, huh?
You a long way from Starbucks Marky.
Today is Training Day Dolla bill
Your brain on nasa DIDN'T KNOW U LIKE 2 GET WET
- Damn. Learn that in the Academy? - Yeah.
What's wrong with you?
I wanna see that arbor video
Damn boy! That’s what I’m talking about, Gary!
Somalians ain't got shit on FBA!
That's not funny.
Let me see. It's old. Probably last year's.
Man walks out of his house, sees this snail lying on his porch.
Don't worry, everything's fine.
YOU KNOW I’M SURGICAL WITH THOS BITCH JAKE, HOW YOU WANT IT?
Julian da don Tax service When my Tax money ain't right
Don’t lie to me!
Yeah, I gotta go. Alonzo!
We got a search warrant. Unlock the door, please man
Guy gets ahold of some peanut butter, packs his ass-crack with it.
All right. It's like that, Bert? - It's like that.
4_Man Rush on the saints ass lik
The End
I've never written a poem before; howbeit, I feel my first attempt is quite good.
If you step foot in the WH today...
- You looked! - I didn't.
I’ve been planning it all week, son!
My nigga
Alonzo's a low-down, ruthless vato.
Shit, they build jails because of me!
You talk, your blood gets to the lab.
did know you liked your Allosaurus wet though
Holy shit!
Whatever
Vols to GA
My nig— Are ya’ll watchin this?!!
GANGSTER 1: What you doing here? You know you don't belong here.
Oh Hell you won’t. You fucked that up.
23130, 113th Street. Kevin Miller, a.k.a. Sandman. Got it?
He drives for 10 blocks before he pulls over.
Just be quiet until we're through with our investigation.
Yo shut the f*** up and just wait!
[MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO]
Yea that's right yo wife yo mama and yo nosy ass auntie can't save ya now homeboy and you don't never ever touch my glock 17 and my walther p22 or I'll blow yo goddamn head off brotha
and on the next judge judy... "balloon took in warwick CA i'm in shock!" "well your honor i was preparing to turn onto flioriflore avenue and a truck hit me." "oh well $778 will cost you happiness." next judge judy.
- It can't be like this. - It is.
Me evrytime
- Why not get a real warrant? - We trying to get shit done.
Now, this is all El Salvadorian food.
I stay strapped
We got a search warrant. unlock the door, please man
Texting Oscar “Happy Thanksgiving”
I'll like not being in a hot black and white all summer.
Start an entourage.
Stop the car! I saw something!
...a good Pastafarian must know and love Noodles.
Jas walking in on Laithe… fucking up Kyle
It’s 90% bullshit… But it’s entertaining
Big time!
Right. This my new guy, Jake.
I need a res on a Sandman. He may be in custody.
whole foods ain’t got sh** on me
SarahAnn flexing on the marines with her alleged shotgun skills
I'm winning anyway. I'm winning.
Me after 3 cases Nursing company about to get it
- Out there by Imperial Courts? - Exactly, uh-huh.
The marijuana. Give it to me!
You ain't no police!
All right! Hold the fuck on... Hey!
You ever had your poker night pushed back?
When your mother ask for a soft boiled egg
It's your call.
Wyna Liu Ain’t got shit on me
Leg day
One, two, three, four, five, six.
SMILEY: Who had it? - I found it!
You guys fucked him up!
Alonzo, he just snapped.
You took fire coming in.
ALONZO: Been married long?
Why don't you play one hand?
Mijo
Your boy stays strapped
Who you working for?
This is how I'll be if I'm exposed to the coronavirus
Who ever used my card for whataburger last night
Hey bro Ever get a dealer to work on your car
I'm putting cases On all you bitches
I wish it was tomorrow so I'd know if I made the squad.
Josh, Brock, Tyler
Thanks for the snort.
Paul, I didn’t know you liked to get wet
- You trust him? - Damn right I do.
Imma get that bracelet, and that title
A team?
My nigga
Why did you do this?
What are they gonna find?
@IMCFTraveller sob fuck you, fuck them, fuck everybody who has a problem with messi
The world is a better place with Sidney in it! Love you bro
- They'd have killed you. - They belong in jail.
Is that your little cousin?
All right, Jeff.
So how much cash was in that jacket?
Somebody drop this Adam kid for me
Put the gun down before you give her a heart attack.
Fuck em! Everybody who looks like em.
Im the Police, I run shit here, you just live here!
barron trump ain't got shit on me
Let's take a deep breath and just diffuse this. Jake?
-
The warrant. I need a copy.
Ever pissed on an electric fence? I have!
I’M I.T. I run shit here, you just work here
All right. Come on, I need the code. Gimme the code.
- Feds seize your house or something? - Fuck yourself.
- Where's the office, at division? - You're in the office.
In those pockets are money. Look in either one. Pay the bill.
I’m IT! I RUN SHIT HERE,YOU JUST WORK HERE!
What a wolf does. You a wolf?
Shhhttt. All night bro!
I have cable. You watch whatever you want, okay?
...you'll do some damage, I guarantee.
Gimme some of that $300-a-glass shit.
Where theroaches
Oh, okay.
All right! i'm putting cases on all yall engineers!!!
I'll be right back.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Forget King Kong .... Its Day 4..... My Man!
My NSEC
ALONZO: You don't want a piece of this?
You had a female training officer?
When I come back to the US
Get your ink
JAKE: About a year. - Yeah?
Don’t lie to me!
Okay. Hand me the pillowcase, baby.
Give me the money, and let me go.
What a motherfucking day!
I went to every class. Why?
All day
SNIPER: Yeah, jokers are wild.
Listen to me, man.
Ya stfu lil girl
When your job calls you back to work after the layoff
hell no you won’t, you tucked that up
- You'll grab your ankles. - Suck my dick!
Know what the money's for?
Probation Day
I’ve been planning it all week, son.
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
You got money, though.
Don't worry about it, you're cool.