Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Damn. Learn that in the Academy? - Yeah.

Julian da don Tax service When my Tax money ain't right

Stop the car! I saw something!

Wyna Liu Ain’t got shit on me

You got money, though.

Know what the money's for?

Hong Kong ain't got shit on Vancouver!

I stay strapped

Listen to me, man.

Gimme some of that $300-a-glass shit.

Damn boy! That’s what I’m talking about, Gary!

hell no you won’t, you tucked that up

When your mother ask for a soft boiled egg

Just be quiet until we're through with our investigation.

Why did you do this?

Why don't you play one hand?

It’s 90% bullshit… But it’s entertaining

JAKE: About a year. - Yeah?

I’ve been planning it all week, son!

Don't worry about it, you're cool.

Chepe be like this smells to danky im good

You had a female training officer?

Imma get that bracelet, and that title

Don't worry, everything's fine.

That's not funny.

- They'd have killed you. - They belong in jail.

Fuck em! Everybody who looks like em.

The warrant. I need a copy.

whole foods ain’t got sh** on me

Don’t lie to me!

Tell him the story.

I need a res on a Sandman. He may be in custody.

Forget King Kong .... Its Day 4..... My Man!

Yea that's right yo wife yo mama and yo nosy ass auntie can't save ya now homeboy and you don't never ever touch my glock 17 and my walther p22 or I'll blow yo goddamn head off brotha

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and on the next judge judy... "balloon took in warwick CA i'm in shock!" "well your honor i was preparing to turn onto flioriflore avenue and a truck hit me." "oh well $778 will cost you happiness." next judge judy.

Who ever used my card for whataburger last night

You talk, your blood gets to the lab.

Yeah, I gotta go. Alonzo!

It's your call.

- Out there by Imperial Courts? - Exactly, uh-huh.

What a wolf does. You a wolf?

We got a search warrant. unlock the door, please man

You a long way from Starbucks Marky.

- You'll grab your ankles. - Suck my dick!

I wanna see that arbor video

Oh Hell you won’t. You fucked that up.

He drives for 10 blocks before he pulls over.

Let me see. It's old. Probably last year's.

- No, please! - Where is it? I can't find it.

Your boy stays strapped

Okay. Hand me the pillowcase, baby.

Right. This my new guy, Jake.

All right. Come on, I need the code. Gimme the code.

Josh, Brock, Tyler

I'm gonna be cool. Drop the gun!

Your brain on nasa DIDN'T KNOW U LIKE 2 GET WET

Yo shut the f*** up and just wait!

Thanks for the snort.

I have cable. You watch whatever you want, okay?

I'm winning anyway. I'm winning.

Turns out Derry are somebody’s

Don’t lie to me!

Shhhttt. All night bro!

Brian, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas

Let's take a deep breath and just diffuse this. Jake?

All right! i'm putting cases on all yall engineers!!!

@IMCFTraveller sob fuck you, fuck them, fuck everybody who has a problem with messi

This is how I'll be if I'm exposed to the coronavirus

- Feds seize your house or something? - Fuck yourself.

GANGSTER 1: What you doing here? You know you don't belong here.

My nig— Are ya’ll watchin this?!!

ALONZO: You don't want a piece of this?

SNIPER: Yeah, jokers are wild.

barron trump ain't got shit on me

Alonzo, he just snapped.

- You looked! - I didn't.

Jas walking in on Laithe… fucking up Kyle

What are they gonna find?

Start an entourage.

You ain't no police!

Guy gets ahold of some peanut butter, packs his ass-crack with it.

All right. It's like that, Bert? - It's like that.

...a good Pastafarian must know and love Noodles.

Now, this is all El Salvadorian food.

I went to every class. Why?

All right, Jeff.

Hoyt is in second, drops Roger with the shotgun.

What a motherfucking day!

Man walks out of his house, sees this snail lying on his porch.

SMILEY: Who had it? - I found it!

What's wrong with you?

Give me the money, and let me go.

23130, 113th Street. Kevin Miller, a.k.a. Sandman. Got it?

Me after 3 cases Nursing company about to get it

4_Man Rush on the saints ass lik

I’m IT! I RUN SHIT HERE,YOU JUST WORK HERE!

did know you liked your Allosaurus wet though

SarahAnn flexing on the marines with her alleged shotgun skills

The marijuana. Give it to me!

Im the Police, I run shit here, you just live here!

The world is a better place with Sidney in it! Love you bro

Somalians ain't got shit on FBA!

I’ve been planning it all week, son!

- Where's the office, at division? - You're in the office.

You ever had your poker night pushed back?

Now that’s some peanuts and crackerjack...

ALONZO: Oh, shit.

Today is Training Day Dolla bill

- Why not get a real warrant? - We trying to get shit done.

Paul, I didn’t know you liked to get wet

I'll like not being in a hot black and white all summer.

Hey bro Ever get a dealer to work on your car

ALONZO: Been married long?

If you step foot in the WH today...

YOU KNOW I’M SURGICAL WITH THOS BITCH JAKE, HOW YOU WANT IT?

In those pockets are money. Look in either one. Pay the bill.

When your job calls you back to work after the layoff

Is that your little cousin?

You took fire coming in.

- You trust him? - Damn right I do.

So how much cash was in that jacket?

Texting Oscar “Happy Thanksgiving”

We got a search warrant. Unlock the door, please man

When I come back to the US

Yeah. Oh, shit, huh?

- It can't be like this. - It is.

Put the gun down before you give her a heart attack.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Alonzo's a low-down, ruthless vato.

I'm putting cases On all you bitches

I've never written a poem before; howbeit, I feel my first attempt is quite good.

...you'll do some damage, I guarantee.

I wish it was tomorrow so I'd know if I made the squad.

Who you working for?

Somebody drop this Adam kid for me

You guys fucked him up!

Shit, they build jails because of me!

Fuck all you mofo’s

All right! Hold the fuck on... Hey!

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

Ya stfu lil girl

Where theroaches

I’ve been planning it all week, son.

I'M GONNA BURN THIS MF DOWN!

I’M I.T. I run shit here, you just work here

I'll be right back.

Ever pissed on an electric fence? I have!