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Think about him before you shoot someone.
You know I'm surgical with this bitch Jake How you want it dog
This is checkers, not chess!
...they die first. The school kids and moms...
- What, one go through? JEFF: Shit!
When the shotty comes in...
You can’t do it
I didn't get shit.
No, I want you.
Detective.
What Clemson said To all the Alabama Fans
You passed the test.
Give me a break! Hey, you! Slow up!
I was going to a ditch party and...
Don't touch a thing! Evidence.
- How about you? - I'm very comfortable.
That'll come in handy. We'll use it like a credit card.
I'm winning anyway. I can't lose.
- If it's so funny, you tell him. - It's your story.
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- Police, we got a search warrant! - L.A.P.D., open up!
No?
- Anybody else? - No.
You want to go to Bandon or you want to stay home?
My ni.. Are ya’ll watchin this?!!
You don’t mind if I have some of your $300 a glass shit there do ya?
- I'm a cop. Watch out! - Don't shoot nobody.
You got the right to be bitch-slapped!
To the nigga who snitched and told them those weren't it courtside seats
We were...
Find a good hiding spot.
I don't want you in my unit. Get the fuck out of my car, rookie.
That's my boy Neto
You smoked the dust.
Chased him for a year. A real slickster.
- What you need? - Crack.
hong kong ain't got shit on china!
Never touch another folk's brick Of that Ghetto D
An L.A.P.D. spokesperson said Officer Harris...
[ALARM BUZZES]
Fuck!
- I know it's gonna work out. - You do?
King Kong ain't got shit on me!
Crazy vato
Hold on. Smiles and cries.
BLUE: Watch the fucking legs, man! - Pick his legs up.
Jesus Alonzo,
...don't bullshit me.
They say don't come with anything less than a platoon.
Want a beer?
Shoot him.
Winnin anyway $$$
Only 17, but he can kill.
You son of a bitch.. Ya shot in the ass!
Learn that shit.
Open your mouth.
Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
My Nigga
- I was getting my ass kicked. - You did what you had to do.
- What? - You know.
No, right?
You want to go to Bandon or you want to go home?
Where the rocks?
- Here you go. - And the one on your ankle?
That's our job.
Me right now After finding out the nurses who are sick
ALONZO: That's $250,000 you're holding.
- No. - Cops talk to you today?
Judges gave over 15,000 man-years of incarceration time...
What's up, Alonzo?
The boss has our back. We know before we piss.
There's my son. Don't hurt him.
My nigga
PAUL: Alonzo, there's two shots left.
Give me a break, okay?
True Statement
When your boy sends you a bff meme
You give me 18 months, I give you a career.
Sit down. We're the good guys.
Ya, baby mild Masala. What
You know this was just business, right?
Me: rigging the pageant results bro:
You can't do it.
Shit, if we can get away with it, I'm with you.
Backing in or out of my driveway
It's Not What You Know It's What you Can Prove.
Hey, first Damu puts one in his head...
Who wanna get paid?
MARK: Down! - What are you clowns doing?
All right, you wanna open up the door?
Don’t forget about me
...lands in the grass.
Ok
Hey CISO? Fraud by wire! Ever had your shit pushed in?1 ¡ ÒRALE CABRON1
When all your buddies leave DIV for a BN and you stay on staff. “
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Put this marijuana pipe in yo mouth before i give all kinds of diseases with a bullet
I'm gonna get that gun and that money.
You gonna teach me that old-school Rodney King shit?
- I'll shoot! - He's a fed.
All right.
- It was a quiet night... - Boom!
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
...and they'll let him go.
Turns out he's on bail for distribution...
MAN 1: Right there? WOMAN: Just right there.
You're in the office, baby
- You wanna go home? - Yeah, let me go home, Jake.
He's finished.
Kakakk
- Sit down now! - Y'all stink!
Huh? You think you can do this shit? Jake!
My man
SNIPER: Come on, sit down. Play a card game with us.
You low down Dirty vato
What's up, Roger?
He’s high as a motherfucker!
- Shut up, fag! - Blast his ass.
One, two...
Right over there.
But...
- Good to see you. - Yeah.
You know I'm surgical with this bitch.....
I wanna see that warrant motherfucker
- I'm on him. - You know what you're doing?
- Going to roll call? - I'm leaving now.
"- Didn't Know You Liked It Wet, Though.”
Ah... You mutha f*ckers I see how it is...
idk
Shoe program, nigga!
Congratulations. You're gonna get a medal of valor for this.
- Proceedings closed. - Yeah, closed.
George Burns Ain't got shit on me!
Don't die on me cuz!!!
- Don't do it. - You know what you'd get?
That’s a high roller dog
Time to punch in ladies