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- What you need? - Crack.
Hold on. Smiles and cries.
Hey CISO? Fraud by wire! Ever had your shit pushed in?1 ¡ ÒRALE CABRON1
I'm gonna get that gun and that money.
My ni.. Are ya’ll watchin this?!!
Fuck!
Only 17, but he can kill.
Ah... You mutha f*ckers I see how it is...
Crazy vato
- I was getting my ass kicked. - You did what you had to do.
- Don't do it. - You know what you'd get?
You gonna teach me that old-school Rodney King shit?
All right, you wanna open up the door?
You know I'm surgical with this bitch.....
That's my boy Neto
When all your buddies leave DIV for a BN and you stay on staff. “
- You wanna go home? - Yeah, let me go home, Jake.
No, right?
MARK: Down! - What are you clowns doing?
- Police, we got a search warrant! - L.A.P.D., open up!
There's my son. Don't hurt him.
[ALARM BUZZES]
Winnin anyway $$$
We were...
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Me right now After finding out the nurses who are sick
- Going to roll call? - I'm leaving now.
Find a good hiding spot.
Shit, if we can get away with it, I'm with you.
Right over there.
- Shut up, fag! - Blast his ass.
I wanna see that warrant motherfucker
True Statement
You low down Dirty vato
You got the right to be bitch-slapped!
Time to punch in ladies
- I'm on him. - You know what you're doing?
But...
You can't do it.
Shoe program, nigga!
What Clemson said To all the Alabama Fans
- No. - Cops talk to you today?
That’s a high roller dog
You smoked the dust.
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
Don't touch a thing! Evidence.
Sit down. We're the good guys.
King Kong ain't got shit on me!
Who wanna get paid?
That's our job.
"- Didn't Know You Liked It Wet, Though.”
I didn't get shit.
He’s high as a motherfucker!
- I'm a cop. Watch out! - Don't shoot nobody.
- I'll shoot! - He's a fed.
- Sit down now! - Y'all stink!
hong kong ain't got shit on china!
Ya, baby mild Masala. What
You want to go to Bandon or you want to stay home?
- I know it's gonna work out. - You do?
You don’t mind if I have some of your $300 a glass shit there do ya?
Congratulations. You're gonna get a medal of valor for this.
Shoot him.
Give me a break! Hey, you! Slow up!
To the nigga who snitched and told them those weren't it courtside seats
Backing in or out of my driveway
- Good to see you. - Yeah.
What's up, Alonzo?
Hey, first Damu puts one in his head...
ALONZO: That's $250,000 you're holding.
- If it's so funny, you tell him. - It's your story.
You know I'm surgical with this bitch Jake How you want it dog
Don’t forget about me
Put this marijuana pipe in yo mouth before i give all kinds of diseases with a bullet
- What, one go through? JEFF: Shit!
- Anybody else? - No.
My nigga
It's Not What You Know It's What you Can Prove.
Chased him for a year. A real slickster.
- It was a quiet night... - Boom!
SNIPER: Come on, sit down. Play a card game with us.
Jesus Alonzo,
...don't bullshit me.
...lands in the grass.
You're in the office, baby
- What? - You know.
You son of a bitch.. Ya shot in the ass!
Learn that shit.
I'm winning anyway. I can't lose.
idk
Ok
Want a beer?
George Burns Ain't got shit on me!
Huh? You think you can do this shit? Jake!
I was going to a ditch party and...
You passed the test.
BLUE: Watch the fucking legs, man! - Pick his legs up.
- How about you? - I'm very comfortable.
Judges gave over 15,000 man-years of incarceration time...
PAUL: Alonzo, there's two shots left.
When your boy sends you a bff meme
You can’t do it
An L.A.P.D. spokesperson said Officer Harris...
- Proceedings closed. - Yeah, closed.
You give me 18 months, I give you a career.
Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
Don't die on me cuz!!!
Give me a break, okay?
Kakakk
Turns out he's on bail for distribution...
You want to go to Bandon or you want to go home?
My Nigga
Detective.
He's finished.
The boss has our back. We know before we piss.
Open your mouth.
What's up, Roger?
...and they'll let him go.
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My man
That'll come in handy. We'll use it like a credit card.
They say don't come with anything less than a platoon.
No, I want you.
You know this was just business, right?
MAN 1: Right there? WOMAN: Just right there.
All right.
Me: rigging the pageant results bro:
One, two...
This is checkers, not chess!
No?
When the shotty comes in...
Think about him before you shoot someone.
...they die first. The school kids and moms...
- Here you go. - And the one on your ankle?
I don't want you in my unit. Get the fuck out of my car, rookie.
Where the rocks?
Never touch another folk's brick Of that Ghetto D