Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who are your witnesses, huh? Roger? Smiley?

Alright...I'm coughing on all of your desks!

They got their boats and mistresses, house payments.

You know this is a gang neighborhood?

Cowboys to the rest of the NFL

[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]

Oh, you motherfuckers! Okay.

What About You Altuve? Oh, I'm Comfortable.

OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS KEKE GONE

Hand me the Wood

...family men, don't want to catch any bullets.

Why did you do this to me?

...is a drunk stop.

All right. Now stay in here and be very quiet.

I'm the Zig-Zag man. Who are you?

- Really want to know? - Yes, I do.

Tyler, Josh, Brock You motherfuckers

What a muthafuckin day

A dentist. Open it.

Don't dick this up.

My last CA describing CS

Blenders for $19.99? Put me down for...

- Remember that! - Tell your cousins to get your back.

- Okay. - You a rookie.

Stand up. Keep your hands where I can see them.

You didn't say that?

Florida Ain’t Got Shit On My Backyard Swamp!!

- What you got, dog? - Three of a kind.

This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!

Stay of of the Rover Listening is learning

Kitchen's clear!

You're dead, motherfucker! You hear me?! Dead!

Somebody drop this fool for me.

BLUE: Damn! - Now what is that?

Hey Iran Ever had your shit pushed in?

- You too, white boy! - Okay...

- They'll fuck you up. - We gonna let them go?

- A little of Mexico's finest. - Yeah.

Since you can't shut up so I can read, tell me a story.

...and licks his fingers clean.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Pretty amazing shit you did back there.

Now that's some smiles and cries for your ass!

- Okay, Debbie, midwatch. Go. - Right.

You got the magic eye

No, you are. Nice suit you got on there.

You ain't no police! Give me my money back!

- Prevented a murder. - You got him. It's amazing.

Why did you do this to me?

You need practice.

Make a decision

ROGER: Alonzo, what are those asses thinking?

- Well, we were... - Smoking weed.

This is checkers, not chess

My bad. My bad.

Didn’t know you liked it wet, though.

I run this here You just work here

How you doing over there? You cool? Come on.

You've been planning this all day? I've been planning it all week son

You're gonna shoot me, boss?

You know how lucky you are. Don't screw this up.

Holmes, think he's a low-down Dirty, ruthless vato

- The closet. - In the closet? That's perfect.

I became a cop to put away dealers and criminals, not to be one.

- The picks and shovels? - In the trunk.

That’s my boy Neto

Fuck around and find out sweetie

- You do have one, don't you? - Yes.

...a good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics.

I noticed you applied that chokehold though, huh?

You got the magic EYE YOU GOT THE MAGIC EYE

- I'm not smoking crack, all right? - I'm glad. Put it in the glove box.

Your gun, homes. Underneath your shirt.

No, I said a wolf, not a rooster, a wolf.

didn't know you liked your allosaurus wet though

He’s a low down dirty vato But I like that

ALONZO: Don't worry. - Call an ambulance!

Patrolling for any sign of Gains

Orion ain't got shit on me!

Sexy, though, innit?

MORENO: Smiley?

Grab that hammer and knock this lock off.

You a long way from Starbucks Marky

All right. Put your hands on your head.

Tell Jeff to pick up some tools. Picks and shovels.

That's right. Landers.

Brendan pretending To be godzilla

Black Monte Carlo there, back windows shot out.

You let them go.

- How you doing? - Fine.

Ahhh, You Lied To Me. You Lied To Me.

- That's right. - You like it?

Trump to all y’all who cashed that check You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.

King Kong ain't got nothing on support!

- Pleased to meet you. ALONZO: Good man.

Big 12 talking to Mike Gundy

Do you have a favorite place to hide?

Your dick lines up straight. Right and left of it are pockets.

Figure that joke out, you figure corporate culture out.

The maggots out here will find it...

-I'll get something sweet - Hell, no you won't.

You want my job? You got it.

You’ve been planning this all day, All Season Son!

Turns out, that little boy, he’s a somebody.

...THAS A HIGH ROLLA' DAWG

I bet you wear Banded shit!

- What's up? - It's all good.

King Jew (Adin) ain't got shit on me!

Damn! I'm thirsty. I want a beer. What about you?

Bingo ready ?, Rider : wild and ta7mesy ready Bingo :,

- I hear you. - Okay.

So why don't you please go outside, clear your head.

- Got to hear it, smell it, taste it. - Right.

I want to see that license agreement

DONALD TRUMP HE'S A RUTHLESS VATO, BUT I LIKE THAT

You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!

DOUG: All right. There's a serial burglar.

That's right, you better walk away.

You want me to, I'll smoke it.

No, the CD player's mine.

Kaitlin Your husband gets his shit pushed in

right, but why furniture?

You got crack and a gun.

Stand over there and don't get me killed.

You got us twisted. You got to put in your own work around here, homey.

This is a meme, alright? They're 90% bullshit.

Hey Redsox.. you ever had your Schlitt pushed in!!!

I would like Two Pair!!

Because he knows my first name?

Turns out, that Russian, he's a somebody.

When Kyle tells Brent they have to pull another all nighter And sleep in a Bucky's parking lot to make the dyno appointment

LEBRON JAMES. I CAN’T STAND THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

Trump to all you fools who cashed that check

We still them Boyz I am winning anyway

Pussy-ass bitch!

That’s a high roller, dog

Y'all see this? That's it!

You guys hold him down.

An Antioch resident gave up 47 points today. . .

...sees this snail again.

Don’t lit to me!

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