Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want to see that license agreement
Why did you do this to me?
This is checkers, not chess
Hey Iran Ever had your shit pushed in?
MY NIGGA.
Holmes, think he's a low-down Dirty, ruthless vato
I'm the Zig-Zag man. Who are you?
No, you are
Big time.
Now that's some smiles and cries for your ass!
You know what?
I bet you wear Banded shit!
You want my job? You got it.
I noticed you applied that chokehold though, huh?
You're gonna shoot me, boss?
- They'll fuck you up. - We gonna let them go?
King Jew (Adin) ain't got shit on me!
Kitchen's clear!
Wtf Yup
You got crack and a gun.
...sees this snail again.
Two pair
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!
OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS KEKE GONE
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That's right, you better walk away.
KING KONG?
and what does faye bridges do? snok snok boing boing cch cch tits tits george divorce boing boing in it boing cch.
Big Time
- Okay, Debbie, midwatch. Go. - Right.
...a good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics.
Florida Ain’t Got Shit On My Backyard Swamp!!
You guys hold him down.
- You do have one, don't you? - Yes.
I run this here You just work here
.
- Remember that! - Tell your cousins to get your back.
- A little of Mexico's finest. - Yeah.
Alright...I'm coughing on all of your desks!
Your dick lines up straight. Right and left of it are pockets.
Black Monte Carlo there, back windows shot out.
What a muthafuckin day
right, but why furniture?
Tell Jeff to pick up some tools. Picks and shovels.
My last CA describing CS
Big 12 talking to Mike Gundy
The maggots out here will find it...
Because he knows my first name?
Pussy-ass bitch!
My bad. My bad.
Didn’t know you liked it wet, though.
Turns out, that little boy, he’s a somebody.
DONALD TRUMP HE'S A RUTHLESS VATO, BUT I LIKE THAT
- The closet. - In the closet? That's perfect.
So why don't you please go outside, clear your head.
Stand up. Keep your hands where I can see them.
...and licks his fingers clean.
BLUE: Damn! - Now what is that?
That’s my boy Neto
- Well, we were... - Smoking weed.
An Antioch resident gave up 47 points today. . .
Stand over there and don't get me killed.
Your gun, homes. Underneath your shirt.
Trump to all you fools who cashed that check
You know this is a gang neighborhood?
Or not.
- Pleased to meet you. ALONZO: Good man.
Sexy, though, innit?
LEBRON JAMES. I CAN’T STAND THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
He’s a low down dirty vato But I like that
Somebody drop this fool for me.
You're dead, motherfucker! You hear me?! Dead!
- Prevented a murder. - You got him. It's amazing.
- Really want to know? - Yes, I do.
Probation Day
- Got to hear it, smell it, taste it. - Right.
You ain't no police! Give me my money back!
Turns out, that Russian, he's a somebody.
Oh, you motherfuckers! Okay.
My naysayer
You got the magic EYE YOU GOT THE MAGIC EYE
Fuck around and find out sweetie
No, I said a wolf, not a rooster, a wolf.
Grab that hammer and knock this lock off.
Why did you do this to me?
You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!
King Kong ain't got nothing on support!
LEAFEZ
Hand me the Wood
We still them Boyz I am winning anyway
Kaitlin Your husband gets his shit pushed in
.
...THAS A HIGH ROLLA' DAWG
Blenders for $19.99? Put me down for...
How you doing over there? You cool? Come on.
What About You Altuve? Oh, I'm Comfortable.
- I'm not smoking crack, all right? - I'm glad. Put it in the glove box.
Tyck till!
Bacon
- Yeah? - Yeah.
You get it..
Ahhh, You Lied To Me. You Lied To Me.
Do you have a favorite place to hide?
That's right. Landers.
Stay of of the Rover Listening is learning
Since you can't shut up so I can read, tell me a story.
Patrolling for any sign of Gains
Who are your witnesses, huh? Roger? Smiley?
Mo
ROGER: Alonzo, what are those asses thinking?
-I'll get something sweet - Hell, no you won't.
Pretty amazing shit you did back there.
You need practice.
You okay, kid?
- What's up? - It's all good.
ALONZO: Don't worry. - Call an ambulance!
- What you got, dog? - Three of a kind.
DOUG: All right. There's a serial burglar.
...family men, don't want to catch any bullets.
You’ve been planning this all day, All Season Son!
That’s a high roller, dog
They got their boats and mistresses, house payments.
Damn! I'm thirsty. I want a beer. What about you?
You let them go.
I became a cop to put away dealers and criminals, not to be one.
No, you are. Nice suit you got on there.
90% BULLSHIT
I'm shit
- You too, white boy! - Okay...
My Nazi
Yes, sir.
- I hear you. - Okay.
All right.
didn't know you liked your allosaurus wet though
MORENO: Smiley?
IMCF traveller
Tyler, Josh, Brock You motherfuckers
Don't move.
Make a decision
- How you doing? - Fine.
- That's right. - You like it?
You didn't say that?
[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
Figure that joke out, you figure corporate culture out.
My Nigga Sosa
Orion ain't got shit on me!
You a long way from Starbucks Marky
Cowboys to the rest of the NFL
Don't dick this up.
Brendan pretending To be godzilla
All right. Put your hands on your head.
A dentist. Open it.
Bingo ready ?, Rider : wild and ta7mesy ready Bingo :,
All right. Now stay in here and be very quiet.
I would like Two Pair!!
...is a drunk stop.
- Okay. - You a rookie.
You know how lucky you are. Don't screw this up.
You got us twisted. You got to put in your own work around here, homey.
BREATHE, DOG!
Y'all see this? That's it!
Stop the car!
Hey Redsox.. you ever had your Schlitt pushed in!!!
You want me to, I'll smoke it.
You've been planning this all day? I've been planning it all week son
Trump to all y’all who cashed that check You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.
When Kyle tells Brent they have to pull another all nighter And sleep in a Bucky's parking lot to make the dyno appointment
This is a meme, alright? They're 90% bullshit.
No, the CD player's mine.
Structrsss
Don’t lit to me!
You got the magic eye
- The picks and shovels? - In the trunk.