Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Somalians ain't got shit on FBA!
Please! I got a kid.
ALONZO: Why do you want to be a narc?
A good narcotics agent should have...
Diddy had his shit pushed in
You want a beer?
this is chess. not checkers!
T don't respect nada
Fuck me, man! Shit.
My reaction at watching the news about North Korea, Congress, basically anything today.
Whatever the fuck-ever!
I found it in MacArthur Park! MacArthur Park!
If that coach isn’t on the sidelines by week 8...
All right! I'm putting cases on all you BATCHES!
George Burns Ain't got shit on me!
...on his way to smoke his ex-partner before trial.
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
Oh, shit!
Put your hands up, son.
Shoves his hand down his pants, comes out with extra-chunky Jif.
It's time.
SARA: Alonzito! Alonzito!
Been planning this all week
You lucky first day mother fucker
...handles theft cases for the French-poodle crowd.
My black friend
Finally, after about a year...
My nigga!
- No rocks? - No rocks.
I thought you were man enough to handle this shit.
Aint got shit on me Fuck you
Don’t lie to me!
In this business...
You got us twisted, homey. You gotta put in your own work around here.
But I don't believe you. You tapped that ass, didn't you?
Come on. Get in here.
- In the bedroom. - He's in the bedroom?
- No? - No.
Did you just get spice level 6
Whatever, whatever the fuck-ever!
So the judge says:
Yes, sir. What you doing later?
Now he looks the judge right in the eyes...
This is Twitter, right? It's ninety percent bullshit.
I told an informant I'd take care of his family for him.
You got business here, rookie?
I need some time off, but... Wow, okay.
SMILEY: Blasted that fool.
Give me the bitch.
Ever have your firetruck pushed in?
What you laughing for then?
Come on, wolf! Come on, dog!
Let’s go
Nothing I can do. I'm just a lowly civil servant.
what is you, a doctor now?
Where's your backup?
Whatever.
JEFF: Check this out. Nice suit, Mark.
Good.
It entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me.
DoorDasher's is a side hustle. The World ain't the same without them...
Right?
Where the rocks?
You see what I see?
- Don't lie to me! - She was being raped!
BLUE: Didn't see the motherfucker coming!
OH, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK LEBRON IS BETTER THAN JORDAN? OKAY. ALRIGHT.
- Is she any good? - She's pretty good.
I didn’t know you like to get wet marc?
Snail bounces off a rock, busts its shell up all to shit...
Poo Butt Ass
I'll be on the 6:00 news in handcuffs because of you.
somebody drop this fool for me
Takes a man to kill.
Hunter Biden Arrest Body Cam
Why is he my friend? 'Cause he knows my first name?
This is a meme, right? They're 90% bullshit.
- I've been a pig for 19 months. - Is that right?
No, man.
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
Mogi The cet is wet
Arnold Palmer ain't got shit on me!
- I'm sorry, sir. I... - Thank you.
Baby! Hand me the pillowcase.
Nostradamus ain't got s*** on me!
ALONZO: It's all good, baby.
He’s high as a motherfucker.
Reality is, the good guys...
Let’s evacuate now. Oh hell no we won’t, you done fucked that up
You, against the wall.
Somalians ain't got shit on FBA!
Baby Mild? I'mma getting spice level 6
I said Kevin ain't even over here!
This is my dog's house.
TELL ME A STORY, HOYT.
You want to go to jail or go home?
In the kitchen, fellas.
Be in comfortable shoes. Got a backup gun?
When's the lan?
its 90 percent bullshit but it’s entertaining
My man.
They will check your blood for intoxicants.
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
you wanna get sh*t done... you gotta get it done yourself
No, he ain't. He's just a kid that got the drop on y'all.
You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!
Takes an eel to eat an eel, understand?
You’ve been planning this all day? I’ve been planning this all week, son!
Will B, he’s a hot head
When you’re taking a shit at the gas station and someone keeps banging on the door
Alright ! I'm tucking all you fluffers
Breathe Dawg
You're their bitch.
Damn boy! That’s what I’m talking about Garick!
This is some trippy ass shit homes
"A spokesperson said the officer is survived...
I told this motherf... Wooo
yes beryl stinker tous? what do you want? i want to eat yuckles.
Give the video and let me go home
- Protect the sheep by killing wolves. - I heard you.
I'm surgical with this bitch How you want it?
You’re lying to me!
I stopped them!
Calvin's a lowdown ruthless Indian, but I like that holmes.
Bitch you know Crush ain’t got no medium
The only checks I cash say "L.A.P.D."
Sheeeeitttt, My nigga’s Birthday!
- Just relax. - Stop!
That's what I'm talking about.
- Sit down, right now! ALONZO: Okay.
- We can't do that. - Yes, we can. We the police.
“A Sacramento field negro was caught and turned in today…
My nigga
I appreciate what you did for my nephew.
That's 30 years!
It's your deal.
Why you not at school?
... Right?
Stand up, you. Stand the fuck up!
Hey Iran Ever had your shit pushed in?
CRACKHEAD 2: Pussy-ass bitch!
You think they'll help you?
You ain't gonna shoot no cop in the back.
- Shit! - Boom!
Stan Gursky, he runs the D.A. shooting team.
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- 9mm Beretta. - Like that?
Captain's riding my ass the whole time.
What the fuck?
- I'm not like you. - That's good. I'm glad to hear that.
Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
Here, put this on your head You'll mess up my floors
SON OF A BITCH SHOT ME IN THE ASS !!
Just stay cool.
This is Twitter, right? It's 90 percent bullshit.
This is some trippy ass shit holmes
That's right. Hurry up! Later.
- No, no. - All right, Letty...
- She go back to sleep? - Yes. Ate like a pig.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT
Fuck you, rookie!
You know where you’re at fool?
You okay?
SHOE PROGRAM NIGGA!
......it's hot eh' BUT I LIKE THAT HOLMES!
you been planning this all day? I've been planning this all week, son
Hey, Bob.
...when I get finished with you!
Virgin lungs. Man up now. Man up, nigga. Man up.
You know what I learned today?
This man was the biggest major violator in Los Angeles.