Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- In the bedroom. - He's in the bedroom?
Baby Mild? I'mma getting spice level 6
Fuck me, man! Shit.
Captain's riding my ass the whole time.
This is some trippy ass shit homes
Poo Butt Ass
In this business...
This man was the biggest major violator in Los Angeles.
I
this is chess. not checkers!
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Right?
You’re lying to me!
Stan Gursky, he runs the D.A. shooting team.
That's what I'm talking about.
What you laughing for then?
No, he ain't. He's just a kid that got the drop on y'all.
Hunter Biden Arrest Body Cam
DoorDasher's is a side hustle. The World ain't the same without them...
OH, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK LEBRON IS BETTER THAN JORDAN? OKAY. ALRIGHT.
What the fuck?
It's time.
Now he looks the judge right in the eyes...
Where the rocks?
My man.
This is Twitter, right? It's ninety percent bullshit.
Put your hands up, son.
Whatever.
Come on. Get in here.
Oh, shit!
- She go back to sleep? - Yes. Ate like a pig.
My black friend
Somalians ain't got shit on FBA!
- Don't lie to me! - She was being raped!
Where's your backup?
You got business here, rookie?
Sheeeeitttt, My nigga’s Birthday!
This is Twitter, right? It's 90 percent bullshit.
...on his way to smoke his ex-partner before trial.
yes beryl stinker tous? what do you want? i want to eat yuckles.
George Burns Ain't got shit on me!
You know what I learned today?
You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!
Shoves his hand down his pants, comes out with extra-chunky Jif.
Baby! Hand me the pillowcase.
what is you, a doctor now?
Mogi The cet is wet
When you’re taking a shit at the gas station and someone keeps banging on the door
You lucky first day mother fucker
The only checks I cash say "L.A.P.D."
I stopped them!
- I'm not like you. - That's good. I'm glad to hear that.
In the kitchen, fellas.
Whatever, whatever the fuck-ever!
......it's hot eh' BUT I LIKE THAT HOLMES!
Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
JEFF: Check this out. Nice suit, Mark.
Will B, he’s a hot head
SARA: Alonzito! Alonzito!
"A spokesperson said the officer is survived...
Hey Iran Ever had your shit pushed in?
Snail bounces off a rock, busts its shell up all to shit...
Takes an eel to eat an eel, understand?
It entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me.
Aint got shit on me Fuck you
I told an informant I'd take care of his family for him.
They will check your blood for intoxicants.
You want a beer?
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
You’ve been planning this all day? I’ve been planning this all week, son!
- Shit! - Boom!
Somalians ain't got shit on FBA!
Give the video and let me go home
Just stay cool.
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
My nigga
SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT
Let’s go
I said Kevin ain't even over here!
Be in comfortable shoes. Got a backup gun?
SON OF A BITCH SHOT ME IN THE ASS !!
somebody drop this fool for me
Did you just get spice level 6
You're their bitch.
Alright ! I'm tucking all you fluffers
...handles theft cases for the French-poodle crowd.
- Sit down, right now! ALONZO: Okay.
Diddy had his shit pushed in
A good narcotics agent should have...
I'm surgical with this bitch How you want it?
It's your deal.
T don't respect nada
Stand up, you. Stand the fuck up!
My reaction at watching the news about North Korea, Congress, basically anything today.
Calvin's a lowdown ruthless Indian, but I like that holmes.
CRACKHEAD 2: Pussy-ass bitch!
ALONZO: It's all good, baby.
Don’t lie to me!
Hey, Bob.
“A Sacramento field negro was caught and turned in today…
I didn’t know you like to get wet marc?
- 9mm Beretta. - Like that?
Breathe Dawg
You think they'll help you?
Yes, sir. What you doing later?
Arnold Palmer ain't got shit on me!
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
BLUE: Didn't see the motherfucker coming!
This is my dog's house.
Bitch you know Crush ain’t got no medium
You ain't gonna shoot no cop in the back.
SHOE PROGRAM NIGGA!
This is some trippy ass shit holmes
Damn boy! That’s what I’m talking about Garick!
I thought you were man enough to handle this shit.
So the judge says:
If that coach isn’t on the sidelines by week 8...
Fuck you, rookie!
You see what I see?
- Just relax. - Stop!
No, man.
Why you not at school?
I'll be on the 6:00 news in handcuffs because of you.
You know where you’re at fool?
Why is he my friend? 'Cause he knows my first name?
its 90 percent bullshit but it’s entertaining
- No, no. - All right, Letty...
you wanna get sh*t done... you gotta get it done yourself
When's the lan?
Finally, after about a year...
... Right?
Takes a man to kill.
Whatever the fuck-ever!
I need some time off, but... Wow, okay.
Come on, wolf! Come on, dog!
Here, put this on your head You'll mess up my floors
Been planning this all week
- Protect the sheep by killing wolves. - I heard you.
- No rocks? - No rocks.
Please! I got a kid.
- No? - No.
This is a meme, right? They're 90% bullshit.
Ever have your firetruck pushed in?
...when I get finished with you!
TELL ME A STORY, HOYT.
- I've been a pig for 19 months. - Is that right?
SMILEY: Blasted that fool.
You, against the wall.
You want to go to jail or go home?
I told this motherf... Wooo
All right! I'm putting cases on all you BATCHES!
My nigga!
I appreciate what you did for my nephew.
Let’s evacuate now. Oh hell no we won’t, you done fucked that up
Nostradamus ain't got s*** on me!
- I'm sorry, sir. I... - Thank you.
you been planning this all day? I've been planning this all week, son
ALONZO: Why do you want to be a narc?
Reality is, the good guys...
You got us twisted, homey. You gotta put in your own work around here.
That's 30 years!
- Is she any good? - She's pretty good.
But I don't believe you. You tapped that ass, didn't you?
I found it in MacArthur Park! MacArthur Park!
Nothing I can do. I'm just a lowly civil servant.
That's right. Hurry up! Later.
Good.
You okay?
Virgin lungs. Man up now. Man up, nigga. Man up.
- We can't do that. - Yes, we can. We the police.
He’s high as a motherfucker.
Give me the bitch.