Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's my evidence. You wanna go to jail or go home?

This is your mess. You clean it up. Don’t be callin me.

- I just need to... - Forget it. Let's go.

Slap the cuffs on him “You’re under arrest”

I wanna see that warrant

Why do you want to build furniture?

Oh You Federally Fucked Now

@imcftraveller you disloyal fool ass bitch made punk fuck you, fuck rapistiano pedonaldo, fuck everybody who has a problem with messi

I'm putting tickets on all you mfs

manny watching y'all do the techniques whiles hes in sparring class

...possibly a male juvenile.

What's happening?

Kids these days. Not gonna do it?

- You little fuckers. - Run, baby, run.

I say he's cool.

- Wanna go home or to jail? CRACKHEAD 1: What you think?

I want them grabbing glass. You take the back.

Get some chow in you. My dollar.

I heard different.

You Wana get shit done You gotta getit done ya'self

Was she black, white?

You’ve been planning this all day.

BLUE: Civil rights violating motherfuckers!

So you like raping girls?

...but he kicked their ass.

callate pinche pene de mierda pinche pene

I’m winning anyway... can’t lose

It behooves you to not Dick around on this one

Who wanna get paid?

Don't Ever Come Here Without Me. I'm Serious. For Your Safety

- Just take it. - No!

That's right, come on.

Grab that menu off that window for me.

did know you liked your allosaurus wet though

- You said four. - Minus tax, brother!

This is a newspaper right? It's 90% bullshit. But it's entertaining.

YA SHOT ME IN THE ASS

You got today to show me what you're made of.

Kendrick to Drake right now

This is some trippy ass shit, homes.

Angels’s a low-down dirty ruthless vato.

When ya check shawt 2hours And the sat wait til next week

Beat his ass to death.

- You go to school today? - Yeah.

- Of course. How are you? - Good, good.

Now we use this.

Oh shit Rich is coming!!

SHU PROGRAM, NIGGA

Hand it out to my CI's, witnesses, victims.

- Who's here? - L.A.P.D.'s finest.

But I like that.

One problem: You got no witnesses.

We don't roll like that no more.

- That's a rooster, give me a wolf! - Give me a beer!

He’$ a high roller dog

All right! I’m putting cases on all you bitches!

I like how you move. You were trained well.

After every reply all email

- You got the gun, don't you? - That's right.

I need my beer jake

To be truly effective...

He'll take your back for you.

It’s no fun when the rabbit has the gun isn’t it?

You don’t mind if I have your $300 a glass shit there do ya?

You're gonna book me?

But I like that holmes

We'll see what he thinks of you.

- You sure? - Yeah.

Are you serious?

Blast his ass ese

Stay off of the Rover.

I'm belting in our unit, and she's tossing his car.

...you gotta have a little dirt on you for anybody to trust you.

Fuck em! And anybody who looks like em.

FUCK YOUR FEELINGS

DoorDasher's bring tasty food to drunks. The world's not safe without them

Just let it go.

- Sentencing was today. LOU: Judge is female.

You just fucked up

howbeit, I've no proof of the thing

I want to see that GD report

NCSN are low-down, ruthless vatos

didn't know you liked your Allosaurus wet though

that demo was a ruthless hack but i like that, i like that

I had my shit pushed in!

- You know about this place? - It's the Jungle, right?

- You're dead! - Okay! Wait! Hold it!

I'm gonna get to the bottom of your bullshit. She's my cousin, homes.

You want a beer?

The guy's a high-security risk.

Damn boy! That’s what I’m talkin bout Garick!

All right, gentlemen. Thanks for your cooperation.

...she calls and I'm searching. I find 500 grams of meth.

Never wear the ring to work.

When some sketchy shit just went down and the team needs to huddle up and get the story straight.

I’m going to get to the bottom of your bullshit

Lionel Messi ain’t got shit on me

You're under arrest!

Bacillus ain’t got shit on me

You wanted me to suck your dick, right?

He gives us shit, we give him lead.

Roxanne is a dirty girl, but I like that Holmes, I like that

Breathe in Erika Breathe !!!!!

- Who'll pay for my floor? ALONZO: The city.

I'll tell you what.

[DIAL TONE BUZZES]

Hey Holmes... EVER HAD YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN?

I wanna see that warrant.

All right! i'm putting cases on all yall engineers

They almost killed him...

You know where you're at, dog?

...narcotics in his blood.

When someone new jumps onto the page and comments with dark humor

How do you know that?

howbeit, I've no proof of the thing howbeit, I've no proof of the thing

Stay off of the ROVER!!!

Get that creatine in ya

Sent your brain to space DIDN'T KNOW U LIKE 2 GET WET

That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly.

There's a coffee shop on 7th. Be there at 10.

Right here, Detective Doug Rosselli...

You wanna beat them up, go ahead.

man up now, man up

Alonzo, holmes, I think is low down dirty ruthless vato

- Yeah. - That's my boy.

Yeah, you gotta control your smiles and cries...

Give me a name.

I'M PUTTING CAVEATS ON ALL YOU BITCHES

You lucky first day mother fucker