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Alright I'm putting cases on all you haters
Son open your eyes can’t you see?
Get it signed by the judge, and I want you and Paul to bring it to me.
Jungle. Damu headquarters.
K is a low-down, ruthless vato
I'm the beast here, I bet nfl! you just watch Nfl!
yes beryl tomble are you a close related cousin of loynneu clirurhrslaxtitgjfhsbzkajaeirorofkbudhack's? yes.
You tax that ass for days, man! Keep walking, bitch!
"King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
You see that guy trying to act like he's not slanging dope?
Cape Cod ain’t got shit on me
barron trump ain't got shit on me
ALONZO: Let's wrap this up.
Get my own division someday. You should see their houses.
You Better Call Me!
[WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH OVER RADIO]
LOU: The Russians don't care if you're a cop.
...and I stopped them! I swear to God!
Put the $60 in there too.
I gotta give you one more, though.
When the rookie makes one felony arrest. They build jails because of me
I'll see you, buddy.
Don't bring that here. It'll get you killed.
I'm surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
Count that shit, all right?
- Ah! I see you. - Shit!
. .
Fucking ass prick!
My nephew, Dimitri! In the bedroom!
Everytime I see a B58
- Watch the shades. - All right.
Thanks.
...or go give him a hand.
Ya, so what?
Player to Player Pimp to pimp
Trippy ass shit
BIG TIME!
- Whose? - One of my old ones. My first one.
This is Twitter, right? It's 90% bullshit.
Bobcat, he’s a hothead
She's a little feisty today.
What are we doing now?
Back at work thinking of how people Lie! There time will come
- Listen, we were on midwatch... - We who?
...63 active investigations, 250 I can't clear.
My Nigga
How about you Bobcat? I’m very comfortable.
Russians want you. I got your back.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
What a day.. What a motherfckin day
Tell the truth. You know you tapped that ass.
- Get the car. - All right, all right.
Two pair!
...a good Pastafarian must know and love Noodles.
Please.
Come on out, dog!
Just had a little freak-out, that's all.
Boom
Trump right now
My Nigga
Put your hands on your chest!
- How are they treating you? - All right.
Come on now.
Reminds me when I was chasing down bad guys.
You lucky first day motherfucker
Back At work thinking of people who lie. Their time will comE!
If you don’t believe it by now... Edward!
Just open the door!
Hey new tank Blood DK
Katy Days ain't got shit on Mission Days!
Secret Service when congress asked for the text messages
Better take his bullets away, Stan.
The fuck you looking at?
- What's up, Bone? - What's up?
didn't know you liked you allosaurus wet though
.
Dis Nigga
Shit! Ah, you motherfucker!
You'll see.
- What's going down, brother? - Oh, it's all good, baby.
But I like that....I like that
Michael Meyers ain't got shit on him
Youve been planning this all day!
Who wanna get paid?
- Now, what happened... - What happened was murder.
Sometimes you just gotta be like And move on
Nothing is Free In this world
Pine oil. That's where you headed, to pine oil heaven.
BRIAN CALLED US OUT AND NOW HE'S MAD THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT HIM
You ain't gonna do a thing.
- I wanna see that warrant. - The what?
What a mother f***** day!
I know Landers. She's a sharp lady.
You got to decide whether you're a wolf... or a sheep
Two crackheads were attacking her...
- How'd you know that? - How did you?
Hey! Jake! Jake!
Done. Paul, call them up.
_
We had badges, so it's different?
Over four million in here.
- All right, I'll shoot him. - Go.
Never, ever do a day in prison.
I be like
...comes out a side street, all over the median. I hit the wailer.
The Credit Repair Organizations Act (CROA), which regulates credit repair services and prohibits certain types of deceptive and misleading practices.
- Open the door, ma'am! - He ain't even here!
mas o menos
. .
Alright!!! I'm putting cases on all yall!!!
Delta 8. Butt-naked. Ill. Sherm. Dust.
Just sit tight, all right?
A girlfriend cheated? Oh, shoot!
...use it against you and chew you up.
Big boys will have you grab your ankles
Boom! Come on, man. Sit your ass up.
An Antioch resident was punched in the face today...
howbeit, I've no proof of the thing
- Put the drink down. What is that? ROGER: Hold on!
- Give me that money! - It's not gonna happen.
- They'll nail us to the wall. - Pull over.
Bring hiM a kids meal
How long you been a pig?
I run shit here You just play here
That’s some trippy ass shit homes
- Shut up! Give me that pipe. - My mom gave me that pipe.
Me everytime i Play ranked to the enemy who killed me
Good morning, sir.
- The window. - Come on!
I'm surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
MAN: Come on! - Shut the fuck up and just wait!
SMILEY: Sure? - You can count it yourself.
MAN: What's the holdup? WOMAN: Move it!
You passed the test. You’re in. You’re a narc.
Yeah? Think so?
You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay!
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Gotta put in your own work around here
Hoyt. Hoyt...
Gonna need more than that up in here, boy!
All right, gents.
All right?
you jealous bitch?
When all this is behind you, a whole other world will open up for you.
What about you Altuve?
- Please! SMILEY: Shut the fuck up!
- Pow! - Boom!
You Better Call Me
I’m gonna get that champ belt, and I’m gonna get that money
май нигга
SANDMAN'S WIFE: Ain't nobody here!
Good. So, what now? Huh?
You’re invited!
Stick with me, you can do it.
Nobody thought he could get the cash.
You a doctor now?
Saving the goddamn world.
Blow Your Fuckin Balls Off
Bam Code X
...they have to be your slave in the afterlife.
to entertain the tools by streaming it on twitch
- You know I ain't no snitch! - I know you ain't.
Son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!
You hear that?
Angelica...
I'm gonna go to the head. Two seconds, we're gone.
Truuu
BOB: It's Bob. ALONZO: Hello.
- You got a kid? - A girl, 9 months.
Checking for narcotics activity. Drugs, guns, baggies, you know?
Fuck their feelings!
Opening a Circuit City?
Smell like bacon! Do I look like a sucker to you, nigga?
Garbage men handle garbage.
Jake, go and bounce, homey.
Breath Babe breath
That's how it starts.
- Like to rape girls? - No, man.
Simple question.