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The fuck you looking at?
Ya, so what?
You hear that?
Michael Meyers ain't got shit on him
I'm surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
MAN: Come on! - Shut the fuck up and just wait!
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SANDMAN'S WIFE: Ain't nobody here!
Stick with me, you can do it.
You got to decide whether you're a wolf... or a sheep
- All right, I'll shoot him. - Go.
Youve been planning this all day!
Fuck their feelings!
Thanks.
Bring hiM a kids meal
Trippy ass shit
- How'd you know that? - How did you?
howbeit, I've no proof of the thing
mas o menos
- They'll nail us to the wall. - Pull over.
You tax that ass for days, man! Keep walking, bitch!
- Watch the shades. - All right.
Truuu
Blow Your Fuckin Balls Off
This is Twitter, right? It's 90% bullshit.
to entertain the tools by streaming it on twitch
Player to Player Pimp to pimp
Over four million in here.
- Get the car. - All right, all right.
.
Please.
You a doctor now?
. .
ALONZO: Let's wrap this up.
Boom! Come on, man. Sit your ass up.
Dis Nigga
I'll see you, buddy.
You Better Call Me!
What a mother f***** day!
Smell like bacon! Do I look like a sucker to you, nigga?
Two crackheads were attacking her...
Son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!
The Credit Repair Organizations Act (CROA), which regulates credit repair services and prohibits certain types of deceptive and misleading practices.
...or go give him a hand.
Cape Cod ain’t got shit on me
Simple question.
Everytime I see a B58
We had badges, so it's different?
You’re invited!
MAN: What's the holdup? WOMAN: Move it!
- Open the door, ma'am! - He ain't even here!
Big boys will have you grab your ankles
- How are they treating you? - All right.
Russians want you. I got your back.
LOU: The Russians don't care if you're a cop.
Me everytime i Play ranked to the enemy who killed me
Jungle. Damu headquarters.
Saving the goddamn world.
...comes out a side street, all over the median. I hit the wailer.
Done. Paul, call them up.
Bam Code X
A girlfriend cheated? Oh, shoot!
"King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
Who wanna get paid?
My nephew, Dimitri! In the bedroom!
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
You lucky first day motherfucker
What a day.. What a motherfckin day
- Like to rape girls? - No, man.
Garbage men handle garbage.
I'm the beast here, I bet nfl! you just watch Nfl!
An Antioch resident was punched in the face today...
Yeah? Think so?
Come on now.
Put the $60 in there too.
I gotta give you one more, though.
май нигга
- Give me that money! - It's not gonna happen.
Sometimes you just gotta be like And move on
Trump right now
Fucking ass prick!
Just had a little freak-out, that's all.
Reminds me when I was chasing down bad guys.
All right?
Back at work thinking of how people Lie! There time will come
Gonna need more than that up in here, boy!
She's a little feisty today.
You ain't gonna do a thing.
you jealous bitch?
I'm gonna go to the head. Two seconds, we're gone.
...63 active investigations, 250 I can't clear.
- Listen, we were on midwatch... - We who?
I’m gonna get that champ belt, and I’m gonna get that money
Put your hands on your chest!
BIG TIME!
Good. So, what now? Huh?
yes beryl tomble are you a close related cousin of loynneu clirurhrslaxtitgjfhsbzkajaeirorofkbudhack's? yes.
You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay!
Nothing is Free In this world
That’s some trippy ass shit homes
When the rookie makes one felony arrest. They build jails because of me
_
I know Landers. She's a sharp lady.
Count that shit, all right?
- You know I ain't no snitch! - I know you ain't.
That's how it starts.
All right, gents.
Hey! Jake! Jake!
If you don’t believe it by now... Edward!
- What's going down, brother? - Oh, it's all good, baby.
- What's up, Bone? - What's up?
Son open your eyes can’t you see?
My Nigga
Secret Service when congress asked for the text messages
Just open the door!
Don't bring that here. It'll get you killed.
- Shut up! Give me that pipe. - My mom gave me that pipe.
Get it signed by the judge, and I want you and Paul to bring it to me.
- I wanna see that warrant. - The what?
But I like that....I like that
Shit! Ah, you motherfucker!
You see that guy trying to act like he's not slanging dope?
Alright I'm putting cases on all you haters
- The window. - Come on!
- Whose? - One of my old ones. My first one.
Angelica...
Good morning, sir.
How long you been a pig?
SMILEY: Sure? - You can count it yourself.
Get my own division someday. You should see their houses.
Pine oil. That's where you headed, to pine oil heaven.
Katy Days ain't got shit on Mission Days!
When all this is behind you, a whole other world will open up for you.
. .
Alright!!! I'm putting cases on all yall!!!
How about you Bobcat? I’m very comfortable.
My Nigga
You'll see.
...they have to be your slave in the afterlife.
Back At work thinking of people who lie. Their time will comE!
...and I stopped them! I swear to God!
- Ah! I see you. - Shit!
Boom
didn't know you liked you allosaurus wet though
What about you Altuve?
Just sit tight, all right?
Opening a Circuit City?
- Now, what happened... - What happened was murder.
- You got a kid? - A girl, 9 months.
I'm surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
- Please! SMILEY: Shut the fuck up!
BRIAN CALLED US OUT AND NOW HE'S MAD THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT HIM
Bobcat, he’s a hothead
You passed the test. You’re in. You’re a narc.
- Put the drink down. What is that? ROGER: Hold on!
- Pow! - Boom!
Delta 8. Butt-naked. Ill. Sherm. Dust.
You Better Call Me
Better take his bullets away, Stan.
BOB: It's Bob. ALONZO: Hello.
Never, ever do a day in prison.
...a good Pastafarian must know and love Noodles.
Two pair!
Checking for narcotics activity. Drugs, guns, baggies, you know?
Gotta put in your own work around here
[WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH OVER RADIO]
Tell the truth. You know you tapped that ass.
Nobody thought he could get the cash.
Jake, go and bounce, homey.
...use it against you and chew you up.
I be like
Hoyt. Hoyt...
Breath Babe breath
Hey new tank Blood DK
K is a low-down, ruthless vato
What are we doing now?
barron trump ain't got shit on me
Come on out, dog!
I run shit here You just play here