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Because this place is gonna be overrun with blue suits.
The last thing i want you to see and hear...
Officer Hoyt, job number one: Preserve life.
My Nigga
- There was a DUI stop. - A DUI stop?
Oohh shit
Breathe Babe breathe
Place your weapons inside that pillowcase.
I’M GONNA BURN ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BRON JERSEYS DOWN!
He was a white boy. He looked real young.
This Sickness Aint got nothing on US
Jackers, why you all standing over there?! Blast them fools!
That's what you had.
My Knigga
When Doing Business Black Keep it 100!
Is that Daddy?
You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.
we are going to kill you russel
Good to see you.
Congratulations, son. You made it.
Why?
My guys aren't leaders, they're clowns. You're a leader.
Pick him up!
Julian Tax service
What you think, dog? Think this greenhorn can handle undercover?
- Back to the world. - Back to the world.
Right here.
Well, it's all about smiles and cries.
sgdf
My Ben
Alright! I’m putting cases on all you punks!
This is some trippy ass shit, holmes.
Sometimes u just gotta say.... And move on
- I'll get something to eat. - Hell, no you won't. You fucked up.
Yeah, I get it.
Sherm. Dust. Pcp. jingle jangle.
Brodell He's down low dirty vato homes.. but I like that homes I like that
So he picks it up, chucks it into the backyard.
King Kong ain’t got shit on me!
Let me load up!
[PHONE RINGS]
You love this shit, huh?
Big Time
MORENO: Hey, white boy.
Shut the f*** up and just wait!
Mike leaving KS
Suck my dick bitch
You got mad squabbles boy
Wait a minute! No, you... Hey, hey, Jake!
Back At work thinking of people who lie. Their time will comE!
That's the second time you pointed a gun at me!
He'll go through what you gotta say to the D.A.
Alonzo's taking a shit.
You overbidding Mfers You think you can do this to me
Damn it.
I run shit here! You just live here!
That motherfucker planted that shit on me.
Sharks a lows
Ain't nothing out there for you.
It’s Bolshevik it Out of There
I don't sell no more.
I’M I.T.
My ginger
- Uh, 20 bucks... - Crack?
...and I'll do him.
Five. Four. Three.
...with a fine bitch for a year and the best story you can tell me...
Baby bTC mild Masala?
shit gets deeper you get the picture?
- You're scared. - I'm not.
- Calm down. You okay? - No, I'm not!
Ok alright
He's high as a motherfucker. What did you give him?
I follow all the good players *pedowinks and cawk falls out*
Low dirty ruthless vato
Told me to “Suck yo dick, bitch…” ain’t that what you said to me?
Get that medicine up in you
- Get your kid, stay down. - Alonzito!
- Where's your evidence? - There.
Thanks...
You think I'm crazy, right?
That's right.
Boom !
You overbidding Mfers You think you can do this to me
jack
123
.
my n**ga
- Give him some food. Take care of him. - Of course.
Breathe…Breathe! Lol
Come on, let's go.
This is how I'll be when someone give me the coronavirus
ALONZO: This is the heart of it.
I need my money!
Hey, Jake, here.
My nigga.
That's my boi, Sunny
ALONZO: Where's the head? SMILEY: Right through.
- Heard you ran into trouble. - It's all good.
Why? They got beaten, lost their money.
JAKE: Hey, Paul?
- Give it! - Sorry, sir.
Boom!
You're a long way from Starbucks.
You want to go to jail or go home
[PAGER BUZZES]
And armed robbery.
I'M GONNA BURN THIS MF DOWN!
what a m*****F****** day
damn, wuhan maket. i didn't know you like to get wet.
When mandeep accidentally trades 5 cons
How about you Bobcat? I’m very comfortable.
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!
You Federally Fucked Now Fani
- Man the fuck up! Finish that shit! - Geronimo.
JEFF: Hey, new guy, watch him!
He's a high roller, dog.
Shit! You know you cracking.
[GASPS]
We still them Boyz I am winning any
- I'll just cash in an account. STAN: Oh, yeah?
SPECIES' BASEMENT AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
[PHONE RINGS]
Ok
Player to player, pimp to pimp.
King Kong ain't got shit on him!
I’m winning any motherfucking way. I can’t lose.
Mrs palms on the glass! Control your suspect!
I'll do anything you want me to do.
I walk a higher path, son.
I’m gonna get that champ belt, and that money
- Want the one in my back pocket too? - I would.
Kaitlin
ALONZO'S SON: Mommy. SARA: Alonzito!
Oh, you federally fucked now
That fool in the wheelchair? How you think he got there?
- He in County. - Who?
Baby mild? Spice level 5 bitch
..IT'S HOT EH' BUT I LIKE THAT HOLMES!
Now, Alonzo's into the Russians for a million.
Get your ink...
Turn shit down out here, and your wife gets a flag.
Cheese logs ain’t got shit on me!
You should’ve shot him
The FBI... To the Trump Rioters!
When you ask Ancestors to fight your own shadow for you.
I'm putting all cases in the back on you bitches
Which nut you want? I'll leave you one.
[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[VIDEO GAME BEEPS]
donkey kong ain't got shit on me
And one day...
Come on, stop!
My nigga
- You're okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.