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- I know people. - That's how it starts.
Damn! i'M THIRSTY i WANT 59 MINS WHAT ABOUT YOU
Yeah, anything good on?
Get out! Get out of here or I call police.
Thought we were going to eat.
I'm gonna leave you three to it.
I wanna see that red pheasant arbor
[ALONZO SINGS]
Put them up! Put them up!
they’ll get an education today
Cheese logs ain’t got shit on me!
King Kong ain't got gifs on me!
Turns out that little boy, he’s a somebody.
When I come back
He'll do six months in the puzzle factory...
Jaybird, have you ever had your Tush Pushed in?
This ain't a test. Take a hit.
I'm winnning anyway even when i lose
Alonso's a lowdown ruthless vato, but I like that
- How'd you get a golden pass? - I treat them fair.
when dude get on the subway with no mask
When you kill someone on duty...
yeah... you wanna get shit done you gotta get it done yourself
Motherfuckers!
Bob Vila ain’t got shit on me
It turns out, that coach he suspended.. he’s a somebody.
I'd cut your fucking dick off and stick it up your funky ass. Bitch.
FEDEX
Yeah. Time to get my swerve on here!
george don't rip me pilot in a cockpit to crash into it! boing good riddance faye i'll make sure i won't!
"An L.A.P.D. narcotics officer was killed today...
- Dimitri? - Yeah?
When I catch a bass
Da Bully and Da Bear?? You Disloyal MF!! You Bitch Made!!
Hey. What are you doing up?
Oh, shit!
Listen, I became a cop to stop people from using...
- Strong safety, huh? ROGER: It's me. What's up?
Not like I put a gun to your head.
When you're having car troubles And ride your bicycle to work
Player to player Pimp to pimp
Okay.
- I'm serious about that. - Thanks.
Trump Confronting his Whistleblower!
LEBRON JAMES AIN’T GOT SHIT ON JORDAN!
Lebron Jamesss
I'm the police! I run shit here! You just live here!
Alonzo, he's a hothead.
WOMAN: Kevin ain't here!
What?
wing money, nigga!
Need to talk to the feds, go to him first.
- Take the money. - I'm not taking it.
didn't know you liked your Allosaurus wet though
We're walking out together.
When I come back to the US
- Unhook him. - Sick of this shit, man!
My niggas
You guys are fucking insane.
Just a tax.
- It's a stick shift! - Throw the keys out the window!
...a good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics.
- What the fuck? - You never know, that's the point. Go.
That's my new guy. Jake Hoyt. Captain Lou Jacobs.
Right.
You go to school today?
Two Pair
SMILEY: Smells like a travel size pillow of brisket Morome: You should be ashamed
Isn't that what you said?
With your record you'll get 10 years per bullet, you know?
All right, fork it over.
Seriously. I know I'm number one.
test
Yeah, all right.
What do you think about Harlyn Arias ?
Whatever the fuck-ever!
King Kong ain't got sh*t on… May!
This is chess not checkers!
You did what you had to do.
Give you a taste of the business.
Roger opens fire, hits Jeff.
when dude get on the subway without a mask
That's how it starts
Get that beer in you for ballast.
you in the office baby
- Where'd you grow up? - North Hollywood.
Don't worry, we won't take anything you'll miss.
"I wanna see that goddamn warrant"
Son of a BITCH! YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS
Want to book that $60, huh?
I’m putting proscriptions on all you bitches!
...I'm driving. This Acura, just a beautiful car...
Roger Sold Dope To Kids The World's Better Place Without Him."
Good thing he did. They're looking for him.
Wait up, I can't even see.
Hey. Is your dad home?
You better call me.
Jalen you My nigga
I heard different
thats why i never trust nq these candles respect nada
I’ve been planning it all week, Son!
Player to player pimp to pimp
I’m gonna get that bracelet and keep my belt
Give me a name, now.
Debbie Maxwell, my training officer.
I'M GONNA BURN THIS MF DOWN
But I didn't. You did.
Babies should be sleeping.
My nayor...
Listen.
How did you ever screw up so bad?
It can't be like this
Omicron ain’t got shit on me!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
You lied to me!
I've taken my trash out in bare feet, bro!
She’s all woman man
Nice to meet you. Welcome to my house.
No, unclaimed shit from Property.
My Niggah
Want to do some good, this is the place to learn.
Jake, we're a team.
I'm gonna get to the bottom of your bullshit
We gotta roll in a second.
Breathe !!!
Slap the cuffs on him?
God!
- This is not from the motor pool. - No. Sexy, though, huh?
- A DUI? Oh, shit! - Well, I...
BLUE: Hey, man, hey!
Let me get his money.
She’s a lowdown nasty dirty white girl, but I like that
All right. Nice, nice.
- Oh, me and Debbie. - Who's Debbie?
donkey kong ain't got shit on me
2 pair
Five sets of problems. You could be six.
I had my shit pushed in, bro!
She’ll get an education today.
All right, I'll play one hand.
when life gets you up\down count on me through life's changes i know you're not/are the one crash into me at full speed we can collide we can collide when the bedding/lingerie gets you down count on me through life's changes we can collide we can collide we can collide
Okay! Everything is fine.
What you gonna do, shoot me?
Shu program, nigga
MAC Brian “Pewpew” Thomas ALRIGHT! I’M PUTTING CASES ON ALL YOU BITCHES!
- Think I'm crazy? - I don't know what to think.
Get in, it's unlocked.
I want to make carpenter
To serve my community by ridding it of dangerous drugs.