Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna burn this MF down

- Works for me. - He's an informer?

Went and got yourself a daisy-fresh rookie.

There you go! That's my nigga.

You up your street IQ...

Motts A Low-Down, Ruthless Vato.

Make sure he signs them out from maintenance. Copy?

- What's your last name? - Hoyt.

Sometimes we take this shit all the way.

I do not want to see you on the front page like the others.

You've been smoking PCP all day.

Blast his ass, homes

howbeit, I've no proof of the thing

Alright. I’m putting cases on all you bitches!

Fucking ass prick!

Мой ниггер

Vato was telling the truth.

Alright. I’m putting cases on all you punks!

Lucky I got other business.

- Youve been planning this all day! - Ive been planning this all week son!

You don't like Narcotics, get the fuck out of my car...

- Sit down! - You all stink!

- Ma'am, please sit down. - You act like you pay the rent!

Shit. I'll get piss-tested, and I'll get fired.

- I don't know, man. I... ROGER: Hey!

O where, O where has my little Garick gone?

I didn't sign up for this!

Damn boy! That’s what I’m talkin' about!

Sprung his mom from INS detention. Here we go. Watch this.

Wait, where you going?

well judge judy was arrested for a DUI and then she showed up for the 2nd DUI drunk. (laughing) what you thought she was like : "oh i'm gonna show up drunk on a DUI!" take my advice: "get DUI drunk double busted." (laughing) yes september the 11th on a drunk DUI not me.

It takes a wolf to catch a wolf, understand?

I want to see that warrant ??

All right, later.

New shoes are dead dog We don’t roll like that no more

- Hoyt. - Fuck Hoyt. Ambulance time!

Why don't you tell us something?

I’m winning anyway. I’m still winning.

I wanna see Motts goddamn flash list..

My partner has it. He'll be out soon.

We made a mistake.

You passed the test.

SPIDER: What's up, Alonzo? - All right, Spider. What's happening?

LEBRON THINKS HE’S THE GOAT. OKAY. ALRIGHT.

All you bitches

Want the evidence?

- Got nothing? - No.

Roll your window down. Start there.

When ask Ancestors to fight your shadow for you.

- Mark, where are you transferring? - S.I.S.

Wait.. let me get my mask, glove, des-infecting tissues, wipes ...

But he's still on their list.

- I don't believe you'd shoot me. - Don't do it.

LEBRON JAMES. I CAN’T STAND THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

Come on. Look at it. Sexy, ain't it?

Yes, you are. Everyone goes through that the first time. I did.

Get the respect you deserve with Old Spice.

Ain’t nothing out there for you, Kilmer.

What's that for?

she’s my cousin, homes

howbeit, I've no proof of the thing

I’m gonna burn dis motherfucker down!

I'm sorry, but it is.

- What you drinking? - The best.

Run, baby, run.

I got two pair!

ALONZO: Okay, motherfucker.

whole foods ain’t got sh** on me!

...because that's all you have, and nobody can take that away.

When you're having car troubles And ride a bike to work

You do have a dick, don’t you?

You have the magic eye.

...the better you'll feel.

When someone new jumps on the page with dark humor

Club siiize, nigga

For sure. For sure.

king king aint got shit on gibby

I want my money back!

Oh, you federally fucked now.

I'm married, I got my queen too.

Arnold Palmer ain't got shit on me!

Thanks to the Sandman. Now listen.

Don’t trip Johnny, I got this. I’m putting perjury cases on all them bitches!

House is Code-4. I'm starting the search.

What a mother fucking year..

Tikka masala spice level 6?

The next one will kill you.

I'M GONNA BURN THIS MF DOWN!

This is chess, not checkers!

- Let them kill each other? - God willing.

JAKE: That was not cool, all right? That was not cool at all!

You passec the test

This nigga named Sandman. That's all I know! Shit!

I know that. Thank you.

We didn't do shit! Bitch is crazy!

You'll make detective, you'll grow wise.

DRIVING A SO CAL VEHICLE? DRIVE SAFE.

That's my boy Neto

- I'll put a bullet in that melon. - Wait, wait.

I’m very comfortable.

I'M THE NIG-FAG MAN, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Your partner already searched me. I'm straight.

...by a wife and child."

You need a son, I'll hook your lady up. Can't miss.

WOMAN: Kevin ain't here!

- A female training officer? - Yes, sir.

Roger Sold Dope To Kids The World's Better Off Without Him."

Jimmy crack corn....1,2,3,4,5,6

Jay Legende You think you can do this to me?

...snail doesn't die. Soon it can crawl again.

king kong aint got shit on gibby

Somalians ain't got shit on FBA!

- Shoot him? - Yeah.

[SHOVEL CLANKS ON METAL]

ALONZO: Shut the fuck up!

You wanna take a walk? You won't make it out of here.

That's my boy, Neto.

Doc is the best duck hunter In all of world!!!

julia wong and penny gillard are pregnant with desexed $55 fine %8287 tax pendall care pauline bain and kerry cowie babies. yes and tanya rudd and kevin pilbersek are pregnant with custa babies.

Oohhh that’s a tiiiight end bro

That's my point. You're so in love, it's coming right out.

Put ice on it. You'll be fine. What're you doing here?

Speak on it Primoh!!

Debraska -> Wilson

Hey, hey, hey! Go to jail, or go home?

When you get your sparring buddy with a new combo you worked on

- Hello. ALONZO: Hoyt?

Ain't right involving her.

I got four. Boys.

yeah... you wanna get shit done you gotta get it done yourself

You don't deserve this.

If you ask me homes, that's just, of course, if you ask...

You know I'm surgical with this bitch How you want it dawg?

Luke Bryan Aint got shit on me

- I didn't wake you up? - I never sleep.

Fuck them! Everybody looking like them.

Let's not talk about her.

You got us twisted. You got to put your own work in.

Buy your wife a car. Put the kids through college.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Believe it or not, I do try to do some good.