Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See how easy it was?
Probation Day
I'll smoke it. Give it to me.
DRIVING A SO CAL VEHICLE? DRIVE SAFE.
Okay. Thanks. You watching TV?
Shit, I don't fuck...
Son, open your eyes! Can't you see?
Police officer! Get away from the girl!
I want to make detective.
Hey.
Jared Dudley? Oh, shoot! Well...
barron trump ain't got shit on me
No problem.
ALONZO: It's on now, Jake.
ALONZO: It's me. Listen, we got the green light.
ALAN-ZO RUTHLESS VATO...I LIKE THAT
If treating ya girl like shit was a crime
Tell me a story, Hoyt.
This is some trippy ass shit homes
When your bros go to the store and don't ask you Oh, you motherfuckers! Okay.
MAC Brian “Pewpew” Thomas
I rest my case.
my n!ġġa!
yes beryl raveendrakumar? what do you want? i want to delicatessen the plastic bag roll chops flanellettes.
Can we not talk about my family, all right?
You were just like him. Same silly-ass look and everything.
I got jumped by two crackheads.
I have the keys to all the doors.
I'm gotta get to the bottom of your bullshit
Galactus aint got nothing on tidal
ALAN-ZO RUTHLESS VATO...I LIKE THAT
All right, give it to me.
When you came back after 4 years And the Junior consultant ask you questions
Alonzo, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas.
She shows me a .38 and two loaded shotguns.
Oh, you federally fucked now...
oh konk even you wouldn't get into god's eternity with those brials! oh god even you don't dare to look with those broisitoilisbritis!
Get your big ass down! Right down! Down!
When you throw up from Sniffing that Ghetto D
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this bullshit she's on my page, homes
My Nigga
Fantasy managers watching their flops do absolute bits in the World Cup
How many felons have you got?
I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down!
You shot me in the ass
Breathe, Ron... ...Just, Breathe, Dawg.
That's how it starts
My dream's less than a year away. Philippine Islands, here I come.
Don't speak till you're spoken to.
What Georgia said to Justin Fields
Fatty's a lowdown ruthless vato, but I like that
Clostridium ain’t got shit on me.
We're not done.
What’s wet?
Forty G's.
- Yeah, pull over. - Shit!
Professional anglers go after the big fish.
Ook Ihy
Look at me.
That will get you killed.
Margot Roboe Ain’t got shit on my feet!
- That ain't cocaine. Take a hit. - No, man.
Get the fuck off me. Fuck off.
You think you can do this to me?!
I'll dent your mouth, I'll crack your head open.
Tell me a story now. Go.
What is it, .380 stainless?
Okay, open up the closet. All right. Good, good.
No, thank you, ma'am.
...I'll make you a rich man!
- What's this? - I found it!
Sure… I always get love from the homies
You cannnnt do it!
This some freaky ass Sh***, Homes!
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!
Gotta get back to it.
You see how immature it is.
MY KNEE GROW
Gotta help out the family.
If he’s not
This shit's chess, it ain't checkers!
Ya so?
Excuse me. Shit.
Let's go. Safe your iron, son.
- We go after Sandman? - We go after him.
Punk motherfucker!
It's ugly, but it's necessary.
Okay, alright. I'm putting bounties on all you bitches.
SMILEY: No. That's why I never shake his hand.
No, not really.
- New guy. - You two?
Orion ain't got shit on me
PCP. Primos. P-dog.
Caesar ain't got shit on me!
- It's an easy fix. - How?
He's Mohamed, he runs shit here, you just live here !
- I wanna see that warrant. - The what?
You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay...
WHEN YOU DON'T GET AN INVITE TO PARTY!!!
Police officer, ma'am, calm down. I said stop! Stop!
Oh, you lied to me
Damn boy! That’s what I’m talkin about Garick!
- It's like that. - Oh, no, you didn't!
- That was you. - Shit lasted a week.
ALABAMA Clemson, Georgia, Ohio St, Oklahoma, Texas A&M
You motherfuckers will be brewing alligator bay!
Is this five-card draw?
Kick back and party.
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WHEN YOU SEE $PUBE 10x
You motherfuckers will be playing golf clash in pelican bay!
Where was the Sandman? What were you doing back there?
When the rookie makes one arrest
If you're wrong, he'll use your nuts for dice.
That’s some trippy ass sea foam homes
Give'em spice level 1
Queen meme ain't got shit on me
[JAKE GRUNTS]
Man The Fuck
I’m winnin any motherfuckin way, I can’t lose
What do you think about henry
Figure that joke out, you'll figure the streets out.
- Lick-her license? - A what?
Kirk Cousins when he saw the falcons pick
PAUL: Drop your gun!
Chasing them crackhead motherfuckers...
It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.
Neat trick. This is nice.
Son of a bitch.. Ya shot me in the ass!
It was quiet and we're rolling...
I'm gonna burn this MF down!
Use your ears, Jake.
One way in, one way out.
- I let them go? - You did.
- Where's your horn? - Got none.
ROGER: Alonzo's gonna have your ass.
Well, yes.
I got a punching bag at home. They should be off the streets.
Michael Flynn after Trump names him the new head of the FBI
Thats classic brick pack mexican Thats garbage
That’s how it starts.
Takes an eel to eat an eel you understand?
Kitchen's this way.
My man
- Where's the stinger? - Right here.
It's nothing. I didn't know. It's not my town.
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SHU PROGRAM, NIGGA
That's right.
A $3 million bust on day one.
Stay Off The Rover
Look, I don't give a fuck, but the boys'll feel better.
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Speak on it son
That’s why I never shake Motts hand
Oh, you federally fucked now.
Fucking prick. Excuse me.
Yeah, okay.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Me after he sold his $CUDOS tokens:
- Thanks for the help. - You should've shot them.
I wanna go home, Jake.
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Transactions.
Thanks for the help Yeah, you should’ve shot ‘em.
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SHU PROGRAM, NIGGA!