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What do you think about henry
Tell me a story, Hoyt.
Thanks for the help Yeah, you should’ve shot ‘em.
my n!ġġa!
Takes an eel to eat an eel you understand?
That’s some trippy ass sea foam homes
See how easy it was?
Shit, I don't fuck...
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this bullshit she's on my page, homes
- It's an easy fix. - How?
PCP. Primos. P-dog.
How many felons have you got?
I wanna go home, Jake.
All right, give it to me.
Kick back and party.
We're not done.
Orion ain't got shit on me
You see how immature it is.
Ya so?
This shit's chess, it ain't checkers!
WHEN YOU SEE $PUBE 10x
- What's this? - I found it!
ALAN-ZO RUTHLESS VATO...I LIKE THAT
DRIVING A SO CAL VEHICLE? DRIVE SAFE.
If you're wrong, he'll use your nuts for dice.
I want to make detective.
What’s wet?
Police officer, ma'am, calm down. I said stop! Stop!
You shot me in the ass
Speak on it son
Transactions.
It's ugly, but it's necessary.
Can we not talk about my family, all right?
- I wanna see that warrant. - The what?
Me after he sold his $CUDOS tokens:
Okay, alright. I'm putting bounties on all you bitches.
Alonzo, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas.
I'll smoke it. Give it to me.
Chasing them crackhead motherfuckers...
Gotta get back to it.
ALABAMA Clemson, Georgia, Ohio St, Oklahoma, Texas A&M
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When you throw up from Sniffing that Ghetto D
ALAN-ZO RUTHLESS VATO...I LIKE THAT
I rest my case.
Let's go. Safe your iron, son.
You were just like him. Same silly-ass look and everything.
I’m winnin any motherfuckin way, I can’t lose
.
- Thanks for the help. - You should've shot them.
What is it, .380 stainless?
oh konk even you wouldn't get into god's eternity with those brials! oh god even you don't dare to look with those broisitoilisbritis!
Thats classic brick pack mexican Thats garbage
Oh, you lied to me
- New guy. - You two?
No problem.
I have the keys to all the doors.
That’s how it starts.
- It's like that. - Oh, no, you didn't!
Kirk Cousins when he saw the falcons pick
Well, yes.
Son of a bitch.. Ya shot me in the ass!
Get your big ass down! Right down! Down!
[JAKE GRUNTS]
I'm gotta get to the bottom of your bullshit
Oh, you federally fucked now...
Son, open your eyes! Can't you see?
When your bros go to the store and don't ask you Oh, you motherfuckers! Okay.
- Lick-her license? - A what?
It's nothing. I didn't know. It's not my town.
My man
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Gotta help out the family.
It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.
- Yeah, pull over. - Shit!
- That was you. - Shit lasted a week.
You motherfuckers will be brewing alligator bay!
Galactus aint got nothing on tidal
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!
Look at me.
I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down!
Fantasy managers watching their flops do absolute bits in the World Cup
Where was the Sandman? What were you doing back there?
Fatty's a lowdown ruthless vato, but I like that
ALONZO: It's me. Listen, we got the green light.
Oh, you federally fucked now.
You think you can do this to me?!
Use your ears, Jake.
One way in, one way out.
That will get you killed.
I got a punching bag at home. They should be off the streets.
Damn boy! That’s what I’m talkin about Garick!
- Where's the stinger? - Right here.
Forty G's.
Fucking prick. Excuse me.
Give'em spice level 1
This some freaky ass Sh***, Homes!
Clostridium ain’t got shit on me.
Margot Roboe Ain’t got shit on my feet!
SMILEY: No. That's why I never shake his hand.
- Where's your horn? - Got none.
If treating ya girl like shit was a crime
You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay...
She shows me a .38 and two loaded shotguns.
SHU PROGRAM, NIGGA
WHEN YOU DON'T GET AN INVITE TO PARTY!!!
My Nigga
.
I got jumped by two crackheads.
ALONZO: It's on now, Jake.
Is this five-card draw?
My dream's less than a year away. Philippine Islands, here I come.
That's how it starts
I'll dent your mouth, I'll crack your head open.
Look, I don't give a fuck, but the boys'll feel better.
Sure… I always get love from the homies
Police officer! Get away from the girl!
You motherfuckers will be playing golf clash in pelican bay!
What Georgia said to Justin Fields
Jared Dudley? Oh, shoot! Well...
That’s why I never shake Motts hand
Hey.
Breathe, Ron... ...Just, Breathe, Dawg.
Ook Ihy
barron trump ain't got shit on me
When the rookie makes one arrest
Figure that joke out, you'll figure the streets out.
When you came back after 4 years And the Junior consultant ask you questions
Youceffffffff
ROGER: Alonzo's gonna have your ass.
- We go after Sandman? - We go after him.
Excuse me. Shit.
He's Mohamed, he runs shit here, you just live here !
It was quiet and we're rolling...
Okay. Thanks. You watching TV?
You cannnnt do it!
...I'll make you a rich man!
Michael Flynn after Trump names him the new head of the FBI
Tell me a story now. Go.
That's right.
Probation Day
Yeah, okay.
Kitchen's this way.
!
Don't speak till you're spoken to.
Queen meme ain't got shit on me
- I let them go? - You did.
yes beryl raveendrakumar? what do you want? i want to delicatessen the plastic bag roll chops flanellettes.
Caesar ain't got shit on me!
Get the fuck off me. Fuck off.
Neat trick. This is nice.
Okay, open up the closet. All right. Good, good.
SHU PROGRAM, NIGGA!
Stay Off The Rover
A $3 million bust on day one.
- That ain't cocaine. Take a hit. - No, man.
This is some trippy ass shit homes
If he’s not
I'm gonna burn this MF down!
MAC Brian “Pewpew” Thomas
PAUL: Drop your gun!
Man The Fuck
Punk motherfucker!
Professional anglers go after the big fish.
MY KNEE GROW
No, not really.
No, thank you, ma'am.