Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This list is ridiculous.
My parents were too busy to come.
So, you don't hate me?
I don't want the kiss, Mom. Okay, okay. Stop.
It's gonna be very hard when that day comes.
Try and be alive when we get back.
being your friends for life.
This is gonna be a long car ride.
Eskimo kiss,
It's what we've done every first-day of school
for her to find me.
She's totally a barf bag, but I'll manage.
Well, Coach McCoy said I could join the team
I just wanted to believe things would be okay.
Make a hole, people! Make a hole! Make a hole!
and put it in my heart.
Mom, relax. This is college.
as a hat set me up with a girl?
While my sister's freshman year went up in flames,
That was for NASA's eyes only!
- I got a question. - No, no.
I know it in my heart.
Just like in that movie where everybody's rude and unlikable.
- Fer sure. - Fer sure.
I know. All girls love chocolate. Oh, wait, how do you know all girls love chocolate?
Just jot down some things you might like in a lady,
It worked?
from your loved ones can do for you.
Mom, I'm just here to say goodbye.
You get to pants me in public, and not just anywhere,
but when it comes to my little pickle, you're me.
I'm just hoping this actually works
I am in college. I don't need any credenzas.
Um, what is this?
I know. All girls love chocolate. Oh, wait, how do you know all girls love chocolate?
Keep this in there in case of emergencies.
and I'll help you unpack.
Look, this began with me
and a handheld siren to alert rescuers
From what I hear, not as fun as the night
Thanks to me, Barry had hit rock bottom,
Did it stop me? No.