Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey please stop leave me alone her
Aunt Jenna you are bulldog
It won't be long before Katherine gets a play-by-play.
Don't try to be the hero, Damon. You'll end up dead.
No, because I'm a vampire who could kill you in your sleep.
Answer the question.
- I know what you must think about me... - No, you don't.
How did you know about Jenna's barbecue?
- Someone called about a flat tire? - She did.
Not really.
Do you pretend to be human when you're with Elena?
- I've upset you? - No.
- Ah. - Shh.
- These are fancy. - Thanks.
"I'm guessing nil."
...for ridding this town of vampires in 1864?
Well, we're gonna play by my rules now.
Then Damon being Damon, nearly ruined everything.
...why you came back to Mystic Falls, weren't you?
How do you know that?
So I told Ric to tell Jenna and...
Because I'm starving.
You haven't upset me. You've just surprised me.
Know where I could find family artifact stuff?
Jenna.
Your dad didn't know about this. Neither did I until it happened.
Mason.
Insist that they do a body count before the church is set ablaze.
So then Damon and I died for nothing.
You know, it's horrible, just fighting the urge for blood...
- Jealous I spent the day with Stefan? - I don't do jealous.
...and I don't care what I have to do to get it.
And A plus B equals?
She's incapable of love.