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What does god need with a beautiful penis?
lf you want to punish him for what he's done,
Modern dogma tells us this place is a myth,
-Scotty, this is for real. -They can't be serious.
Enterprise must lower the shields and activate the tractor beam.
Don't you know? aren't you God?
These are the questions which man has asked
Understood, Enterprise. We are dispatching a rescue ship immediately.
Bring me the ship, or I wiII destroy you.
Fascinating.
When they put me to out to pasture I hope I fare better than korrd
Share yours with me and gain strength from the sharing.
I LOST A BROTHER ONCE.
Maybe he's not out there, Bones.
We're not trying to split up. We're not trying to split up.
We have spared no expense to create the cIosest thing to paradise
Return to prearranged coordinates for pickup.
l know you'll whip her into shape, Scotty. You always do.
-Do you know this Vulcan? -l cannot be certain.
Which way to the turbo shaft?
We're gonna have to get them out the old-fashioned way.
All right, all right, let's call it a night.
-MerriIy, merriIy, merriIy, merriIy -MerriIy, merriIy, merriIy, merriIy
About the ship. . .
and wouId appreciate your immediate response.
-You must allow us to act. -Let me do something.
Current status understood.
What's that noise?
He's sorry. See? He's sorry. That makes everything all right.
in which these questions of existence would be answered.
I don't want my force carriers taken away I need my force carriers!
l know we consume them. l mean after that.
-On the planet of galactic peace? -The same.
For a moment, l thought you might actually do it.
-Bob? -Jim!
they were the dregs of the galaxy.
-MerriIy, merriIy, merriIy, merriIy -Row, row, row your boat
Sha'Ka'Ree.
and avoid a confrontation if possibIe.
Now, just a damn minute.
No! I loved my father. I released him !
Human life is far too precious to risk on crazy stunts.
Of course.
i am the radio yes sir we know
Sulu, look. The sun's come out. lt's a miracle.
-What? -ls she naked?
We must change course at once.
Don't worry, feIIas. Your secret's safe with me.
-Jim, try to be open about this. -About what?
lt was not my intention to amuse you. These are serious charges.
lncredible. There is a power source emanating from the planet
Where Kirk goes, we follow.
Rescued at last!
l could use a shower.
Get away from that transmitter!
-Captain, we can't trust anyone now. -lf we could send a distress signal. . .
Captain's Log, Stardate 84. . .
Something very big.
Track her course!
Spock, Dr McCoy, come with me.
Stand by to copy operationaI orders and recaII key personneI.
Have you heard 'I can't stop farting' by The Queers?
Captain, we're receiving the hostage information you requested.
All right. Look at it this way, we'll get a good workout.
WHY IS GOD ANGRY?
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Spock, I appreciate your concern, but if you don't stop distracting me,
-MerriIy, merriIy, merriIy, merriIy -Row, row, row your boat
Run ! Go!
like nothing I have ever seen.
Here, amidst the stars of our own galaxy,
Spock.
Don't you have anything to say to me?
what does mary need with bedazzleship?
Good.
but captain, we're aftershaving directly on your double chin...