Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We need to get with a new couple as soon as possible.
We're Buddhists, and we believe the universe brought you to us.
[chuckles] Yeah. They would've thought it was funny.
Why didn't you let me go over and say something?
Well, if Lowell's out, that means we're gonna be alone forever.
Ooh, I've been wanting to go there because the name sounds exotic,
We are the best thing that ever happened to you.
I have to be honest: You saying that makes me feel a little angry.
And they don't look like a couple of ankle doctors.
No, nope. Not talking to a guy who wears flip-flops after dark.
'Cause I didn't want you to make a scene. You were so mad your lips got blue.
That's what happens when you let the best thing in your life go.
-Tina and Trevor. -Yeah.
It's never just right. She's the Goldilocks of burgers.
Pocket bacon.
We could've said something instead of going behind your back.
Well, that's not us.
-Anybody want a snack? -What do you got?
The only threesome I will ever agree to.
[sighs] Do you know what today is?
How could I forget?
Let's get out there, put our beer goggles on and see who we come home with.
Babe, we have no reason to be.
-I heard they have crabs. -Yeah.
-[sighs] -We got lazy too.