Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why didn't you let me go over and say something?
We're Buddhists, and we believe the universe brought you to us.
We are the best thing that ever happened to you.
Ooh, I've been wanting to go there because the name sounds exotic,
Well, that's not us.
'Cause I didn't want you to make a scene. You were so mad your lips got blue.
-Anybody want a snack? -What do you got?
How could I forget?
I have to be honest: You saying that makes me feel a little angry.
That's what happens when you let the best thing in your life go.
-Tina and Trevor. -Yeah.
[chuckles] Yeah. They would've thought it was funny.
We could've said something instead of going behind your back.
Well, if Lowell's out, that means we're gonna be alone forever.
It's never just right. She's the Goldilocks of burgers.
[sighs] Do you know what today is?
-I heard they have crabs. -Yeah.
No, nope. Not talking to a guy who wears flip-flops after dark.
The only threesome I will ever agree to.
We need to get with a new couple as soon as possible.
And they don't look like a couple of ankle doctors.
Let's get out there, put our beer goggles on and see who we come home with.
-[sighs] -We got lazy too.
Babe, we have no reason to be.
Pocket bacon.