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You have to learn to look at things through your third eye.
We went out with another couple last night.
-Wha-- -How could that possibly not be you?
My car runs into a snowbank,
And we're enlightened, so we don't feel anger.
They don't even have to be good-looking.
I met her in the Band-Aid aisle at the drug store.
What's the shortest way to explain that?
And every winter, Marcy hoses down her front walk so people slip on the ice.
followed by a jug band concert?
And I figured, why not be the best Jessica?
That's a nice offer, son, but your mother doesn't really care for Marcy.
All right.
-Are we really doing this? -We have to. They're watching.
We did things we haven't done in years.
Yes. Go to them.
Mm-hmm. We're a catch, and we got caught.
After we didn't ditch them.
Mm, but they're all the same, so I was thinking,
because we couldn't leave before Don and Marcy.
Oh, no. There's Don and Marcy.
[both laugh]
I'm so glad we're friends again. We're gonna be millionaires.