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Oh, nice to see you, son who didn't marry Marcy.
and you're sitting down and he's standing up,
I wouldn't be surprised if you opened that door,
I know. After we gave them the best years of our lives.
but it turns out I'm deathly allergic to cats.
But not this marriage. No, no, no. Every moment with you is a gift.
I know.
[cheering]
It's a whole band. There's washboards, banjos, spoons.
You. [scoffs] Us?
Thanks for explaining, but I was never seriously considering it.
Welcome to our home. Ah, I see you found our favorite chair.
Sorry, we don't own a television. [chuckles]
What's that? What are we doing?
-I found out in the ambulance. -Ugh.
You should go.
He hates antiques. He loves breaking things.
You're breaking up with us?