Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I found out in the ambulance. -Ugh.

I know. After we gave them the best years of our lives.

What's that? What are we doing?

He hates antiques. He loves breaking things.

You're breaking up with us?

and you're sitting down and he's standing up,

But not this marriage. No, no, no. Every moment with you is a gift.

but it turns out I'm deathly allergic to cats.

It's a whole band. There's washboards, banjos, spoons.

You. [scoffs] Us?

Sorry, we don't own a television. [chuckles]

Thanks for explaining, but I was never seriously considering it.

Welcome to our home. Ah, I see you found our favorite chair.

I wouldn't be surprised if you opened that door,

Oh, nice to see you, son who didn't marry Marcy.