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he put you in a real tough spot.
Why can it only be Marcus?
Alright? I mean, you're never gonna fix it.
Yeah, Marcus.
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SLOW
You still gave it to him.
♪ ♪
Boom! (claps) There's that shit. Told you.
58 be like... Chevy: KOLA, STOP DOING 58 STUFFS!!! KOLA: Don't care.
I wanna get paid to work here.
-I'll see you in a sec, alright? -Alright.
-when he was 21? -Oh my god!
Well...
-It didn't cool down-- -Why?
-Is it too much for you? Answer me. -I can handle it.
You're about to get fuckin' power-washed, cousin!
-two more mortadell! -Behind.
♪ One more time ♪
-Like, it could be a good legit spot. -Okay, you know what, Sydney?
(sniffs)
you know, let me know how it went.
Carm?
(sighs)
-Man or woman, I'm not discriminating. -(phone buzzing)
and they gave me some stuff to put on it, and, uh...
Jesus Christ is right, Carm.
and you sell it to me.
("Have You Seen Me Lately" by Counting Crowd)
♪ ♪
Baby Girl, there’s nothing wrong with you He’s just a little Bitch.
I'm making dinner.
he was an animal, you know, surrounded by dickheads,
♪ As we gaze out on ♪
Really. You know, I just have trouble breathing sometimes,
Is that what you just told me? That changes everything!
-It's an interesting... logo on the badge. -Nancy,
Okay.
No, not you, sweetie. Y-you didn't say anything.
Everything okay?
Oh, you're scared?
is taking care of people, right?
And I wanna get paid.
How you doing? You not doing so good?
(distant siren)
NARRATOR: (on TV) ...every time in the same direction.
but you knew that was bullshit.