Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Marital concerns continue to bedevil me.

I thought we could burn her in her bed while her children watch.

(SINGING) It seems today that all you see

(IMITATES SHUDDERING)

Oh, do you have one of those white-wine zombie moms?

(EXHALES) Good. Now let's just fall asleep like this.

Uh, Lois, why do we have Lucy and Ricky beds?

Hey, Charles Bronson's wife. Scooch over. I want to cuddle.

Look, let's just get you someplace safe.

Okay, I have to destroy Copenhagen with a

I say these things 'cause I'd like to know If you're as lonely as I am

Hey! That mug was my crew gift from Class Holes!

Babe? Babe? Don't worry about it, all right?

You know what? Forget it.

I'm gonna tell my friends I banged her.

Stewart, do you love me?

Stewie, she's one year old. I think I can handle this myself.

I shall do no such thing!

Okay, I'm gonna go in there with her. You just sit out here and be quiet.

Mr. Franzen has informed us he's not coming.

Penelope, I've never said this to anyone before,

She was taking a tub and somebody came in and cut her head off.

I told you she was bad news.

Ugh! I hate going to hear authors read from their work.

Yeah, it's only natural, right? I'm glad to hear you say that,

(SHOUTING) Lois, can I have a Pop-Tart in bed, please?