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I've got a short story due for my creative writing class tomorrow.
Hey, guys, I'm not like other girls.
and you can snuggle with me as much as you want.
I don't know what the big deal is. I stopped for one drink after work.
Oh, Stewie, it's so nice
I know, 'cause they're supposed to be reserved
(THUDDING)
Indeed.
- You did? - I sure did.
but it's always been about the pursuit of your greater goal of world domination.
...the globe.
(BRITISH ACCENT) Are you all right?
- Hey, Chris? - CHRIS: Yeah?
- Like what? - I don't know...
I live here now, Lois.
Come on, you.
Some Friday night at سید خندان
And I'm so happy they gave us a booth.
Definitely.
So you can fuck dogs?
Peter, it's 4:00 in the morning. Come to bed!
- Okay, that's the one thing it's not. - Yeah, it's not strange.
Perhaps if I detonate an electromagnetic pulse,
Even cold, unfeeling men like Charles Bronson.
And if you'd mind
Fine! Do what you want. I don't care.
Yeah, he's been out to dinner, like, four times.
That's... That's a challenge.
And I still got to eat the donut.
God, Stewie, are you out of your mind?
(TWANGING)
And this is not about sex, it's about sleep.
the sex became even more violent.
Look, I think it's a great idea, and I'm completely with you.
What's this on your Etch A Sketch?