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Well, I do feel pretty thin and wonderful.
Peter, what's going on?
Anyway, Penelope's trying to kill you!
and look at this note I sent off.
when I said, "Victory shall be mine"?
I'm fine.
I bought that to kill the women from Sex and the City,
DIP, DIP, DIP, DIP, DIP, DIP
You may take me to the park.
I'll print up for you what I have so far.
Oh, bloody hell. How do you go two weeks without opening your wallet?
Well, Rupert, this is a big mess.
- (PLUME SCRATCHING) - Dearest Augustine,
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
Penelope is wonderful. We're going to be together forever.
Lucky there's a family guy
I already told you, I don't care.
but time seems to be doing it for me.
Hey, there. You a big fan ofJonathan Franzen?
- (LAUGHS) Thinks I should stop seeing you. - He does?
ALL: Aw!
Scroll dawn, guys.
he would have made me John Travolta.
(EXCLAIMING)
- But just one thing. - What?
Hey. Thanks for saving my life.
You're fired!
I know,
No!
- Well, are you hogging the blankets? - No!
Ever since Lois got us twin beds, I can't fall asleep.
Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip.
It's as if we were meant to be together.
He's my dog, my friend.
What the hell were you doing talking to him?
Do you actually use these?
Well, then...
You’re Fired
(GUN FIRING)