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(LIVELY '20s-ERA MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Well, I wonder what words are gonna come out of this pen today.
All the things that make us
I love steak! Other girls don't.
but I feel like I may have finally found, in you,
Oh, thank you.
I'm used to having another person there.
How long is five minutes? Uh, it's one episode of Chutney Chimp.
Don't drink that!
What the hell did you think I was talking about
Now, get out of here!
Ugh! Charlie St. Cloud?
Penelope, I can't let you do this.
We blew up the Great Wall of China, bombed the Eiffel Tower,
Did you take a bite out of this donut?
That was weird. What was he doing?
You know who I think is an ugly slut?
Unlike you, I don't view every female I meet as some kind of pork holster.
My favorite thing to play is Call of Duty.
who've been doing all these horrible things!
Then swear on that love that you'll do what I ask.
Dip, DIp, DIp, DIP
I guess I should be getting back to my dorm anyway.
Oh, my God!
(IN SLOW-MOTION VOICE) Slow-motion diving at you!
(SNEEZES)
MAN: And when the drugs stopped numbing the pain,
All right, Stewie, tag in.
(GASPING)
I do hope this latest damp has not aggravated your gray lung.
Would you like someone new to talk to?
Slow motion 30% Just for you!
Matters stateside have taken a tragic turn as this year's gourd crop has fallen prey
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