Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, Stewie, tag in.
How long is five minutes? Uh, it's one episode of Chutney Chimp.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Slow motion 30% Just for you!
Would you like someone new to talk to?
Penelope, I can't let you do this.
Well, I wonder what words are gonna come out of this pen today.
Ugh! Charlie St. Cloud?
That was weird. What was he doing?
Unlike you, I don't view every female I meet as some kind of pork holster.
I do hope this latest damp has not aggravated your gray lung.
I'm used to having another person there.
MAN: And when the drugs stopped numbing the pain,
I guess I should be getting back to my dorm anyway.
Did you take a bite out of this donut?
Oh, my God!
Don't drink that!
We blew up the Great Wall of China, bombed the Eiffel Tower,
(GASPING)
(SNEEZES)
All the things that make us
I love steak! Other girls don't.
(LIVELY '20s-ERA MUSIC PLAYING)
Dip, DIp, DIp, DIP
Now, get out of here!
Then swear on that love that you'll do what I ask.
My favorite thing to play is Call of Duty.
Matters stateside have taken a tragic turn as this year's gourd crop has fallen prey
(IN SLOW-MOTION VOICE) Slow-motion diving at you!
Oh, thank you.
who've been doing all these horrible things!
What the hell did you think I was talking about
but I feel like I may have finally found, in you,
You know who I think is an ugly slut?