Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

radical passenger control system be approved for use

No! This revolt is wrong.

We have one free upgrade for a seat in first class.

that you filled an entire plane with obnoxious people

[pilot] Well, folks, now that you've exhibited

[groans] Nobody licks me but my tiger.

Cannonball Adderley.

[slurping loudly]

[indistinct chatter]

Okay, Maggie, to the bathroom.

You didn't even know you were on a plane.

Improvisations in the style of pre-heroin Coltrane.

-Lots going on. Shrug emoji. -[chicken clucks]

Is this an airline or a nursery?

We'll be landing soon, so we need you

My name is Joel,

on your pay-per-view fight against Vanilla Ice.

[muffled] He's pretty funny.

[Homer whimpering]

Traveling brings out Homer's worst qualities.

Mustn't punch the jerk.

if I'm in that spacious lie-flat pod.

unfunny flight attendant Joel speaking.

Something is very wrong with this plane.