Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The laser rings!
Meatwad, it's not polite to stare.
Different army, dorkface.
I forgot.
Do you see how my mind works?
A couple days?
Look at it out there.
Into the bathroom!
What did I teach you?
Go stand over there, next to him.
So how were you made?
And Meatwad needs to learn some morals and values.
Why don't you come outside right now?
You may be able to get away with that in church, shake, but that's not going to cut it here.
Major Shake?
It's been real.
Um, he looks a little small.
Look at me!
Yeah, I'm telling you, these rings.
Oh my god!
I gotta go.
Did... did he say where he was going?
Yes, hot damn.
Emery, lock the door.