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I'll take care of it. Just one second. Hi, Erica?
He fired his nurse after an hour, and now says he doesn't need one.
Well, four mai tais at lunch...
...blood thinners, Lipitor, Procardia.
...could be the best thing that ever happened to me.
Not lately.
- Are you okay? - Fine. I'll be right back.
If that's what you want, a nonthreatening woman...
- I was just trying to find the kitchen! - What? Back here?
Of course it's getting rocky. We're talking about you.
He does sound fun.
I'm here to pick up Harry Sanborn.
Harry Sanborn. How are you?
Did she say, "Mom"?
Okay. Pancakes, pasta, leftover coq au vin.
I read that article. That was you?
- I'm always surprised by it. - Surprised by it?
You wanna kill me?
Yeah.
When you buy a stock based on a hot tip
Flinty.
Maybe we just need to get out of the house.
- Thank you. - You're welcome. May I?
- You never looked better, by the way. - Oh, well...
I should have told you he was coming...
- Not this wrong. - He's smart and fascinating.
We need an ambulance right away, please!
If you want another heart attack, go ahead. I have work to do.
Me either.
"So was your date a date?"
Your heart rate's good. The pain you described...
...one of those impulses that grabs you, but so far we're okay.
- Not that I want him to commit. - Oh, yeah, that I get.
- Bonjour, Madame Barry. - Bonjour, Annie.
Am I in good shape?
- All right. - Careful.
He said when he saw me with you...
Try not to rate my answer.
...by bidding on behalf of the seller. Let's start with lot number one...
I don't quite recognize it.
And if you had taken Viagra, the combination could be fatal.
I really thought I was...
That's a lot of years to be older than somebody, don't you think?
Paris.
How old are you?
When you buy a stock based on a hot tip
No, I don't know.
But in terms of us, you just... You just want us to be friends, right?
Some of the ladies, I admit, weren't too interested in seeing me...
I had these plans before I even met you.
I really like you.
That would be wishful thinking.
You know, the life I had before you...
- He's fun. - Fun?
Okay. The fabulous two-story living room...
That men and women can be friends once they've had sex?
She's very brilliant, but the woman cannot hold her liquor.
Hip-hop? Oh, rap. Right, right. Well, that's interesting.
He had dinner at our house. I met him this afternoon.
- Hi. - Listen...
Okay. Good to know.
...we'll always have Paris.
Are you crying?
Welcome to Christie's and tonight's sale of impressionist and modern art.
I've never been married, I'm a doctor.
There's this totally hilarious scene where she's dating this older...
No, no, I have the number.
- Who would like what? - Mom, are you okay?
So how about if we still know each other by then, we go to Paris...
Sixty-three!
I do, but I thought I would do it out here.
Please. None.
- Can you meet me at The Grill at 8? - Okay. Yes. Seems fine.
Okay, buddy, your echo looks real good.
Cuando es Tu cumpleaños
It seemed really obvious, the injustice. Thank God men die younger than us.
- No. Let us. - Oh, no.
- I think I'm mad at you too. - Excellent!
- You know my name. - Erica Jane Barry.
I brought us champagne. I'll put it on ice.
So I guess I should've seen your play. Would've known how this ended.
Will you cut me a little slack?
We're sophisticated people.
If he's asleep, you might want some shuteye. Come back in the morning.
Well, I guess a hit play will buy you a house in the Hamptons.
Hey, when is your birthday?
Oh, no. I'm sure it was a compliment.
- I've gotten abnormally brilliant at it. - Why? What is it?
Oh, my God.
I think I should go back to my room.
Give me the nitro, I didn't take Viagra.
Just get rid of that. That's good.
We were supposed to have lunch and he never showed up.
...so totally out of character after having a heart attack.
You've been around the block a few times. What are you, around 60?
- You know what I mean. - Yes, I do.
I was embarrassed just getting dressed to see you.
So...
...like I couldn't catch it.
The schmuck...
Because I don't like thinking about you so much...
- No, it's about me. - Am I in it?
- It's great to see you. - You couldn't look better.
Was one of us just saying something interesting?
- A hammock. - Good.
That is very suggestive, ChatGPT (giggles)
- He's a genius. - That's not possible. He wouldn't.
...soul mates.
- I take Lipitor. - Chew this.
Okay.
I'm sorry, but look, I hate rap. I do. I really do.
I'm 90 percent hard work, 10 percent talent.
I am?
And when something happens to you that's never happened to you before...
I do like sex.
I gave him something to dissolve the clot, and it worked.