Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You always say things to me like this.
Everything takes on a new meaning.
I kept raising my paddle just to get her to smile at me.
I'm an owner of a record company, among other things.
So the guy in the play doesn't make it, does he?
Just as they're about to do it, he moans.
She invited me here for the weekend. She's in her room right now, changing.
- I was? - Always.
...it isn't like I wanted to stop seeing you.
Way to go.
...old Har.
I've spent a lot of time in hospitals.
I notice that you have bowls of those all over your house.
In the morning? That's, like, 19 hours from now.
No, no. I just wanted to stop by and say hi...
It doesn't matter, because we're done and we both feel fine about it. Okay?
Truth?
If I were writing this, this is where I would write:
Menopause.
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah.
Yes.
I've had 20 minutes of severe chest pains, nausea, shortness of breath...
I'm in my P.J.s.
Well, we still know each other.
Your mother has work to do, I've got papers to grade.
...and you two catch up. You know how to fix these.
"You are..."
Isn't that funny?
I'll give you a list of his likes and dislikes.
I'll call back Monday.
The color is draining from your face.
I mean, I know you think I'm not very discriminating when it comes to...
- Can a woman give you chest pains? - Are you kidding?
Here you go. You can have these back now.
Not fired, darling. Just not needed.
Hi, I'm Tania.
So how's Erica?
Actually, no.
Hey, WHEN is your birthday? ( oye , CUANDO es tu cumpleaños?)
- Would you like a glass of wine? - Yeah. I would.
- It's exhausting just hearing about it. - Yeah, I know. I know, but...
I was thinking, if you could handle this, you and Harry.
- No, I haven't. - Mom.
Yeah, yeah, but...
Not at all.
The truth is, I... I just...
Will you tell me first why you only miss being married at night?
It's common to become emotional after having an episode like you had.
Oh, God.
I don't have a type.
I'm sorry. Maybe I need a little air.
...if I was nervous, I should just picture the audience in their underwear.
This is very sweet of you.
I'm not that regular of a person, and they really like regular.
"If you were my dad..."
- Julian, can I ask you something? - Anything.
I don't want my bearings.
- I'm sorry, l... - For what?
Watching Joan Rivers sell jewelry.
Oh, thank you so much.
In every interview my mom does, she always says she made you up.
- Been fired. - Fired? No, you just started.
Kiss me before you make it go away.
You're not like anybody.
If you talked about something other than marital status...
That happens when a couple gets divorced.
No one on earth would forgive you for that kiss.
Yes!
But You Ever Discuss Marriage. No! Could You Just Stay Dead
You know the thing about me.
- Zoe, hand me the phone. - You don't understand.
If I were you, I'd pound on my chest.
But You Ever Discuss Marriage. No!
...really liking something that you never thought you could ever like.
Before I knew it, I bought the entire collection.
...for me.
Get a nurse. Let me keep an eye on you until we get your strength back.
...l've decided to get over the "you saw me naked" thing.
He's a gorgeous doctor. He's perfect for you. He's hot for you.
Guess that's because I've been dating them for over 40 years.
You don't want pancakes anymore?
You think you look so handsome in mine?
Just tell me you're sorry.
I know I'm too old to act like this, it's nuts.
Well, as it turned out, I was fine...