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- Okay. So this is gonna hurt. - No.
- Can I go? - You still getting dizzy?
EKG shows a blocked artery which is not allowing enough...
- I'm sorry and love you. - I love you more.
Swear to God, I'm not.
Why would you think her bedroom was a kitchen?
You having fun?
You're beautiful.
Do you know what that's like, after a 20-year marriage...
Will you stop that?
- Was he always like this? - I don't know.
Hey, if it ain't broke...
Okay.
You've been wonderful.
So it's not crazy for a guy to do something...
Oh, God! What is this? Okay.
He's nonthreatening, won't get your number, you get to run the show...
Are you okay?
Words have been invented to describe women like you.
Then you started a magazine, dabbled in the Internet...
Zoe!
- My blood pressure? - I think it's irresponsible not to.
But so far, it's about a divorced woman, a writer.
Part of her "keep busy, don't look back" program.
Thank you. My pleasure.
- Hey! - Hello, Harry.
How old are you?
Can I call you right back, doll, huh? Thank you.
I was at the drugstore. Your prescriptions were ready.
Just on my way out.
Sometimes worrying about you feels like a full-time job.
It's not exactly flowing out of me yet, but...
I'm saying this because for two people convinced they've got life beat...
...on your birthday.
$ 140,000, gentleman's bid. And fair warning.
...oxygen to get to the heart muscle. - I'm having a heart attack?
I actually saw her naked last night.
No.
This is the second time I've done this.
...l'm embarrassed.
That could explain why she was walking around naked. Deep breath.
Listen...
No, that's fine, Leo. I'll take it.
You just stay still. There you go. Here's the clicker.
This could be world-class interesting.
- Sure. - So, Harry...
- I mean, I do like seeing you. I do. - Yeah.
Oh, my...
- Switch over to monitors. - How we doing?
Oh, Nellie.
...he met someone three weeks ago, that it's really something.
Honey.
I get overcome or something. It's so out of the blue.
I think I'm overwhelmed.
Okay. Give him an aspirin, and let's run a blood gas.
Somebody please explain to me how I ended up babysitting this guy?
That...
Oh, no. Okay, now, you just...
Right.
Oh, God!
I'm sorry, but what does that mean?
- But it won't kill me when I do it, right? - No, it's exercise. It'll be good for you.
I'm silencing notifications!
How we doing?
...but I think I finally found the right gift.
Some chick he met three weeks ago. She's two years older than me.
Honestly? No.
Came in via cab.
In med school you learn what keeps you up without making you nuts.
Sold it at 40, even more impressive.
Big dinner date?
Thank you.
Funny.
Doc, where do you suggest I go?
Me too.
Oh, Har, by the way, no smoking in the house.
Give him aspirin, metoprolol, 5 milligrams, hang a nitro drip.
I don't pick up only the white ones.
- Someone like that. - Not Martha Stewart.
- Look who's answering the door. - And look who's at the door.
Me either. I wish I could.
She was this adorable, lanky girl from Kentucky...
You know I'm not good at being monogamous, right?
Hi. I know, I'm sorry. I haven't been able to get back.
I was really out of breath...
At a wine auction at Christie's.
She thought I was asleep, I thought her room was the kitchen.
Just...
...really got it.
...who doesn't get your number, you get to run the show...
You ever think of it that way? No.
- My glasses. - Okay.
I can't remember the last time I cried. I...
...never dating anyone over 30.