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So you don't get more mellow as the hours pass?
I brought you something.
Men your age may be really stupid. Did you ever think of that?
It was dark. It was 2:00 in the morning.
Bring guys you're dating here to...?
The over-50 dating scene is geared towards men leaving older women out.
- No Viagra. - Okay, good, just need to be sure.
Yeah, no, no. I understood.
I knew you'd smell good.
Four and a half.
...chauvinistic guy.
My doctor.
Oh, I'm sorry. Your granddad's gonna be okay.
Oh, my God.
Harry, if it's all right with you...
Should have left when she tried to arrest me.
...in six months, so that's something.
I just wish that it had lasted more than a week.
Try not to keep score.
I'm totally excited about this audition.
We just totally spur-of-the-moment decided to get out of the city.
Give her my best.
Elegant. He said our fate was to be friends.
We'll see.
the 2004 film Shark Tale is 1 hour and 34 minutes long
I was gonna get in touch or send a note.
I am like the dumb girl who doesn't get it.
Well, I'm trying.
...where will they get it? Real life? - Excuse me?
I would, but I don't like to break once I start writing, so I shouldn't.
Take it easy, kids.
How about pasta salad?
- Does he know that? - I'm gonna tell him.
I've never been the dumb girl before. It ain't great.
Holy...!
This is why. Because the wrong guy can't do this to you.
Oh, no.
I would never...
I'm kidding.
Which reminds me. Doc...
Oh, good. Thank you so much.
Been tough, huh?
Thank you, doctor.
Single older women as a demographic are as fucked a group as can exist.
We're just goofy when it comes to love.
Oh, my God, that would mean we slept eight hours?
- Heard so much about you. - I bet.
I should have told you I was bringing someone.
It's amazing to run into you. You look good.
What were you doing when the pain started?
- Get off! - You shouldn't be standing.
But I do think you use your strength to separate yourself from everyone.
Stay there. I was in the Israeli army.
Oh, sorry.
I'm walking around the house!
Very...
That long?
You said you had to write.
- What? - This woman's impossible to buy for...
I waited a reasonable amount of hours before calling...
I think that we should consider...
Guess I got stood up.
- Sense of humor intact. - Yeah.
Why, thank you.
Excuse me. Thank you.
- Stress? - And in case you haven't heard...
Oh, I gotta tell you.
- I'm fine. - You sure?
- together, and if we don't, we don't.
Unfortunately, no.
It's just not a way to live.
Have you noticed? I'm serious.
You don't actually think that you can outsmart getting hurt?
I think I should just take off, let you gals enjoy your weekend and...
...he knew that I was still in love with you.
- Just a dinner. - Harry, look.
You gotta sleep in the middle.
I'm not ready to be your friend. How's that?
- In the two days you've been gone? - My life is crazy.
Yes, I have. Many times.
You will always be TOP OF THE HEAP!
...and it's getting a little rocky again.
Right here.
- Okay. Carly Simon? - Somebody cool like that.
You know what?
- Love hurts, haven't you heard? - I've heard.
One more "fine" and I won't believe you.
Thinking of you.
I won't put you in the hospital if you stay nearby a few days.
- What? - Erica!
...why do you care what I wear? - Just curious.
We got nothing but good news here.
- He's all yours. - Stop that. How'd he take it?
Come here. Come here.
Now, what can I do you for?
And completely changing their taste.
He's old. He's chauvinistic.
...or even speaking to me, but one day, my losing streak ended.
Your drink, ma'am.
- Yes. - The playwright?
Behind me, the requisite Hamptons deck...
- Going to work, Harry. - Hey.