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- Hi. - Hey.
The truth doesn't have versions, okay?
Get a nurse. Nurse! Nurse!
You're killing me.
Yeah.
- We did? I don't remember. - Sure.
What was I thinking?
Erica?
- You don't smoke. - I'm in Paris.
Then you could kiss me.
Oh, I'm sorry.
...is not the kind we worry about.
Anyway, you know what I'm gonna do?
It just so happens, my dear, that women of a certain age don't date me.
I mean, it's not a bad thing to say, "women your age."
I want you to give yourself a visual image...
I think what you experienced was hyperventilation...
Doc, tell them.
Everybody is out but old Har.
"You are a woman to love."
- I can't. I can't. Really. - Why? You have somewhere to go?
That's disgusting, Zoe. Stop it!
But more importantly...
- That means you don't want me to? - No. I was asking if you wanted to.
And I packed you a sandwich, just in case your blood sugar got low...
Then, there's my gorgeous sister here.
Nothing's ever surprised me more.
You usually send the girls home.
- What? - Right. Diane Sawyer. I love her.
- Can I ask you something, Harry? - Yeah, sure. Go ahead, shoot.
Have you always been like this, or do I bring it out in you?
Taxi.
All right, close your eyes.
- Thirty seconds. - Really?
Miles...
Well, doll, I'm doing great.
So beautiful. So beautiful.
Never fails to amuse her.
- You look great. - I haven't been on a gurney...
It's such a great part. Supporting, but she's a really funny character.
You know I heard you had a house in the Hamptons.
- For? - For...
We've got some great hats and glasses for you
...is a bit much for anybody.
...into, let's call it, my past. - Your past?
29 Daniels Lane, Sagaponack.
Ladies first.
...quite like this.
Hey, hey, hey. Not in front of the kids.
We'll take care of that for you.
- Sanborn. - Mr. Sanborn.
Taxi.
No, I know. I can't do anything...
...because I'm enjoying your company so much.
...that maybe I could figure out how I arrived at being me.
Ouch.
Having a fight with someone. A woman.
Just a vacation. I've never been to Paris in January.
I ain't going back in there.
She's over 50, divorced. She sits in night after night...
...the Renard, showing here. $80,000 is bid with my absent bidder.
- Stay well. - Well, this was fun.
So, baby, you're rich?
I am sorry.
Some say I'm an expert on the younger woman.
...moved to an island in the Caribbean.
- Mr. Sanborn? - No.
Clear, blue water.
At night. But not that much anymore.
...sort of closed up for business.
...and tell you I'm sorry if I ever did anything that wasn't on the up and up.
He dies of a funny heart attack.
Honey, if you were writing this, I'd be dead.
Thank you...
Want me to shut these? The sun comes in strong in the morning.
Why not? I put the tie on and everything.
I don't think I've ever had this effect on a woman before.
Have fun?
I forgive you.
After a heart attack, rule of thumb is:
Now, who would have thought that would be worse news?
This was very intense.
The phone doesn't ring that much at night...
And then he...
...not like before. - Good.
Not that a little fresh air would hurt.
I know everything about you now, and not because of last night.
Let's not get goofy.
Julian?
I mean, well, I can handle it.
Hey, when is your birthday?
But now look at me. What am I gonna do?
Such as?
But it gets a huge laugh.
I was gonna drive back to the city with Zoe, but I'd much rather go with you.
I can't get past your damn turtleneck.
- My mom, Erica. My aunt Zoe. - Sorry about that.
I guess some people find it interesting I've escaped the noose for so long.
Wow!
Just try something with me. Come on.
I mean, how is he fun? He's, like, wrong.
- Give me a call. - Hold on.
Sorry.
You do what you're going to do, whatever that might be...
I do, I love you.
You're overlooking one of the great things about me.
What?
I don't know what happened. We fooled around.
This gives that a whole new meaning.
What does that mean? That I'm controlling?
And what about Viagra?
She's pretty major.
Thank you. Well, come on in.
Since you're here, why don't you finish the pancakes and I'll get back to work.
- It's a knockout. - Thank you.
- We got him. - Apparent cardiac arrest.
You're gonna forgive me if I kiss you?
I just...
Yeah, how about we never talk about that?
If we don't, we don't. No reason we should give up this weekend.
- Shall we order? - Absolutely.
- Oh, yes. - Good.