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Monogamous?
Shut up.
- I can handle it. - I can totally handle it.
...stress can give you a heart attack.
I don't.
When can I be up and running in that department?
Good night.
Candles?
...I hope I'm half the man you were, Mrs...
I don't understand how he knows everything.
- Mrs... - Right, okay. Whatever.
...recuperating.
Marin, now!
- Where's Julian? - He's back at the hotel.
...for the first time in my life.
That's the perfect word.
Mouth-to-mouth.
I don't have time to make a run...
Yes, I would. It's just... Don't you like girls your own age?
We haven't. You're correct on that one.
This is the best turkey sandwich I've had in my life.
She doesn't know everything I do or when I do it or where I do it.
What time do you think it is?
I mean, accepts it. Acceptance is key.
"What are you doing?"
Why can't we all stay for the weekend?
I don't care.
Come on. This is really fascinating, what's going on at this table.
- I just kissed you, and l... - No, honey.
Thank you.
You'd be an old maid, a spinster.
This is heartbroken. How's that for impervious?
She's a high-strung, over-amped, controlling, know-it-all neurotic...
Nice painting.
I...
- No! Not Martha Stewart! - You could ask him.
We didn't just have sex either.
Give me your hand.
Got a minute?
What effect do you think you have on me?
I mean, she's Diane Sawyer. She goes into caves in Afghanistan...
Why don't we all stay. Your mother has work, I have papers to grade.
Marin, we're all set.
Well, some people just don't fit the mold, and so far, you know...
- Please? - Anything, bubby.
Can I e-mail it to you when I figure it out?
But it's thrilling when your defenses are down...
the 2004 film Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgry is 1 hour and 34 minutes long
Why'd you come here, Harry?
Please!
So I'm gonna be the laughing stock of Broadway?
Marvin Gaye?
Make a wish.
I'm 63 years old, and I'm in love...
You're only saying that because you think that he and I have had sex.
- I'm okay. I'm fine. - Does your chest hurt?
Play music. Cook. Write. Focus.
...over and over, your life begins to add up.
It's so crazy, I know. But I just think they're beautiful.
I don't know. What?
What do you have to say about that?
I gotta go.
Thanks.
Your pants, please.
It's magic time, and it can render any man...
I'm not talking about that, Dave. After all, she did go to medical school.
Yeah. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah?
How were my tests this morning?
- It's only 10:00 on the coast. - That's not past her bedtime?
...l've never actually done it while taking off my clothes.
I have no idea what you're up to, gallivanting out at this hour...
- He's 30 years old. - No, he's older than that.
Okay, I'm getting out of your hair.
Do your thing, whatever that may be...
Me too.
He's a schmuck, who screwed around with our heroine, so it won't be sad.
You interested? Ringside seat.
It's not like I think he's replacing me. I know he isn't.
- You're not listening to me. - I am. Don't get all pissy.
Erica?
Please.
I don't mind washing them. Okay.
- Where shall I put this? - Here. I'll take it.
It's just...
Okay, Harry, looks like we're gonna have to let you go.
Well...
- I'm impressed. - Yeah.
What do you call this?
...l'd like to be friends.
Are these gonna work for you?
- She's just a friend. - Oh, yeah.
- It's the best thing you've ever written. - It is?
For Brooke, push 1. For Shannon, push 2.
Perfect. The one thing I'm not taking pills for.
"What should I do with this?"
Sold most of my businesses, packed my bags...
...worries about you.
Oh, my God.
Look...
Something to remember me by.
If we wait too long, you'll chicken out. So how's Friday?
Good. That's very good.
Open your eyes so I know you hear me.
It's a date night, but that's a good thing.
...and then you invested in a small record company...
- Sure you're okay? - Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm...
Mom!
Of course. Relentless.
Well, I don't think I was exactly macho.
...and I'm really upset. My shrink's away for two weeks.
But I am home.
Now do you get my theory about all this? You gotta self-protect.
Yes or no?
- Hey! - Great party.
Do you know that there are over 8000 websites that mention you?
Like you don't know you have a slight reputation for...
Dave wants to know when Henry says, "I love ya"...
Hey.
Now, you may notice, interestingly, we're walking back toward the house...
- Train? - I don't think so.