Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Forgotten like a fart in the wind.
How's my horse doing anyway?
That tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass.
Lord it’s a miracle Coronavirus vanished like a fart in the wind
I'll pull you out of that 1-bunk Hilton and cast you down with the sodomites.
I don't give a shit
Make sure your man double-bags.
I'm tired of being afraid that Ill get over tired all the time
obtuse
But a toothbrush is a non-lethal object, isn't it?
...get busy drinking or get busy napping
HEADS UP! WOUSHI IS UP
Thought you'd like to know.
I'm up for rejection next week.
That crooked crooked no good son of a bitch... Donnelly.
I wake up scared.
God!
Joel, you’re gay. Don’t you know that?
Appropriations Committee voted an annual payment of $500...
I find it most decidedly inconvenient......
I miss my friend Leilanni Flores.
Jake Says Thanks
Fine morning, isn't it?
I'd only ask three LAAGERS apiece for each of my coworker Did he just say LAGGER????
and thats exactly what they took
What they did do is beat him within an inch of his life.
When a pile of sex stuff shows up.
Enjoy the silence while it’s Easter, Royals!
And Then jake says, Mrs. roskopf...
Here, you'll receive both.
everything stops.
Thats institutionalized
Nothing. I come in here to say farewell.
...that's exactly what they take.
What are you in here for? Didn’t do it. CMC fucked me.
You're going to fit right in.
You ignorant fuck
That's why she died, because of me...
Don’t you know that?
I want it changed!
Never.
Enough time passes...
Me and some fellows I know were among the names called.
By midsummer where did the money come from? That's what eveybody wanted to know!
What did you do to set him off?
When I come back...
cast you down with the sodomites.
When you have a 995 before Bolanos
Lord it's a miracle! The crop up and vanished like a fart in the wind
One day, when I got a long, white beard...
It’s a conspiracy! One damn electoral conspiracy!
Doesn't fucking matter if I knew who he was. He's dead.
And a total fucking mystery. I love it.
Something lit a fire Under Brooks ass
Not because I'm in here or because you think I should.
Nobonita Barua You know how to read, you ignorant fuck
Come on.
But who is he?
Give it another month to think about it....
Put your trust in the Reds Your ass belongs to me
Kevin has taken quite a liking To craft beer
I saw a gay once when I was a boy Now everyone is one
We liked Carla immediately
Prison time is slow time.
I sure can.
Let's see how the score comes out.
When you're at your friends place and find an "illegal" map
I had to come to prison to be a crook.
Andy was right.
I can't take care of you no more, Jake.
Everybody in here's innocent.Didn't you know thaT?
Good. Because if we do this...
That guy? Never happen.
A month in the hole.
Delivery for Dufresne.
It's pretty clean.
Caught his wife in bed with some golf pro. Greased them both.
...drinking his food through a straw.
Maybe I could write the state senate and request funds from them.
..and if you’ve come this far maybe you’d come a bit further Holy Trinity church 8/29 3:30 pm
Good for you, Andy.
When management Goes though my queue
Mexico is way down there and you're in here...
That’s what the man said
I read it.
Get him out of here.
sharpen your pencils.
Bogs spent a week in the hole.
Everybody in here's innocent. Didn't know that?
Right. Right.
I’m gonna cut his fuckin’ throat
Or am I being obtuse?
Goddamn right.
Lock them up!
Brooks Hatlen knew it.
And when they fly away...
Get busy bamking, or get busy dying
That was the longest night of my life.
Teresa:
Every last motherfucker in here.
Not for shoelaces or a stick of gum. Now you got that?
...as to merit a death sentence?
This is a conspiracy
THE WORLD WENT AND GOT ITSELF IN A BIG DAMN HURRY
Board of Education.
You couldn't play something good, huh? Like Hank Williams?
Hope.
That son of a bitch mailed it.
8/29 Holy Trinity Church. 3:30 pm and if you've come this far, maybe you’re willing to come a little furthe
Put your trust in the lord Your ass belongs to me
You have to be human first. You don't qualify.
And that’s how it went for DB
I WISH I COULD TELL YOU FERDI FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT
No way I'm going to make it on the outside.
That's all it takes, really.
Step aside, Mert. This fucker's having himself an accident.
Tell him the way things are.
...the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone.
A big old thing. I couldn't see shit. Then I hear this voice.
Do you want a bonus? I, I need to go ask Dan....
Mr. Stevens has a birth certificate...
Aw, shit! Damn! Alvin!
Document vanished like a fart in the wind.
JJ is.... Some hot shot banker
I had my money on Andy Dufresne
Well, shit.
Get busy tradin’...
Yeah, maybe enough to buy a new car, and then what?
I had to go to the hospital to get sick
I’m known to eat biscuits and gravy from time to time.
I tell you, son, this thing really came along and knocked my wind out.
I've always liked that one.
You can't just make a currency up!
5 guys in contention teeing off on Saturday They all failed me. I didn’t think the storm would last as long as it did.
GET BUSY HATING LEBRON JAMES, OR GET BUSY DYING.
No.
...the powers that be decided:
A broken bourbon bottle, likewise with fingerprints.
aaa bbb
The man Up and vanished like a fart in the wind
But I'll get her.
Before long, Andy started him on his course requirements.
That was the shortest sleep of my life.
O
Pickings are pretty slim in the yard.
That's the longest stretch I ever heard of.
More than a hundred men volunteered for the job.
Delusions are a good thing... Maybe the best of things...
Just like Brooks was.
- Any questions? - How long have you been librarian?
I SEE YOU TWO ALL THE TIME YOUR THICK AS THIEVES YOU ARE
I have trouble sleeping at night.
Honey gotta a booty Like pow pow pow
Bad husband, maybe.
...and take an oath before Almighty God himself?
...like he said.
At the base of that wall, there's a rock that has no earthly business in Maine.
- You mean that? - Yeah.
I do believe those first two years were the worst for him.
Everything stops.
Lord it’s a miracle Coronavirus up and vanished like a fart in the wind
Of course not. But you do need someone to set it up for you.
Weekend furloughs. Work programs.
Two deposits.
Any favorite passages?
Andy could use a nice welcome back when he gets out of the infirmary.
Sure it is, but not to me, and certainly not to Dr. Fauci.
Especially that big, white, mushy butt of yours.
Fresh fish today!
I have no idea to this day what that president was singing about.
It made the papers and got his picture in Look magazine.
Let's get him some rocks.
Why me? Why now?
Or you will do the hardest time there is.
Did anyone get to you yet? I want that ass!!!