Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

..and an old rock hammer... damn near worn down to the nub

A little place on the Pacific Ocean.

I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still, or hold a thought in my head It’s the feeling only a golf fan can feel. A golf fan, at the beginning of a Ryder Cup journey, whose conclusion is uncertain

It only took five months

Limerick-So as I was saying-tanejo

No hard feelings. Brooks.

If they say so.

Did I say you were good? Shit, you are rembrandt

Andy built a library.

I had your mother! She wasn't that great!

He is a friend of yours, and Steve Jacoby is a reasonable man.

Years I got. What I don't have are the rocks.

We're running low on hexite. Get on back and fetch us up some.

Mercy Spirt up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

Give him another day old chalupa to think about it.

He's got scams you haven't even dreamed of... ...Kickbacks on his kickbacks.

Ex Cathay A scaler forced to fly A300 night freight

Here you go, miss.

- What the hell is it then? - It's a horse apple.

I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby.

Why do they call you that?

We’ll dance around it like wild injuns

...in corrections and rehabilitation.

Shawshank Friend

Wife-killing banker.

I'm really worried about him.

You get 9? - Didn't get it. Lions fucked me.

you do not have to tell me every time you disappear from your computer or stop working

Get busy buying

Something about a Metroid map that makes you feel more like a man

...they couldn't buy him off with just a $200 check.

Where's the canary?

So you go on and stamp your forms, sonny, and stop wasting my time.

I’m known to eat biscuits and gravy from time to time.

Clean as a virgin's honeypot, huh?

Me My wife seeing my beer deliveries

What ya in here for? Didn’t get killed. Lag fucked me

a fart in the wind

I understand you're a man that knows how to throw backyard ragers

- Getting himself killed. - Keep tarring.

My friends could use a couple of beers.

...and made love under that oak...

Steve, How can you be so Obtuse?

...an educated man.

Something's buried under it I want you to have.

My wife and me when my gun parts are delivered.

She vanished like a fart in the wind

Step aside, kids. This WiFi's having itself an accident.

Ran off years ago. Figured him for dead.

...just to shut him up.

The man likes to play chess Let’s get him some brass

Restroom break, Boss?

Rita Hayworth herself.

...he'd have been Mr. Dufresne, if you please.

The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry

Ain't you heard? His parole's come through.

A million bucks?

I enter the names on this clipboard here.

- Every penny. - You better start making sense.

Some p's aren't meant to be caged, their spirits are just too crazy

All prisoners report for lock down.

Tell you what...

We're old friends, I know him as good as anybody.

She was beautiful.

...called The Brewer...

Andrew Dufresne.

is it deliberate

Hey Pete, how about you and I get Woolee some rocks?

And it's Fat Ass by a nose!

You feel you've been rehabilitated?

When you need to do Taxes...

Kind of roomie you pray you don't get. You know what I'm saying?

If they ever catch on, he'll wind up in here wearing a number himself.

Mueller Witch Hunt

Much obliged, sir.

...and fix it up new.

GOD DAMN IT Cortavious

When Marc sees all the packages Jamie orders

...right on the beach.

When you need to do the TAXES...

When do we Sell?

Dvorah says Liar

...when they took him away.

Got you out of the laundry, though.

...and I asked and she said yes.

...and made those walls dissolve away.

...I'm guilty of committing a crime.

The man's been in here 50 years, Heywood, 50 years!

And Bogs would never walk again.

This is crazy. You don't want to do this.

Maybe it's because he's Irish.

Didn’t you know that?

Donald john trump.

Not Tomorrow, not after breakfast. NOW!

The coach fucked us

So Michigan is trash because they lost tonight? Does this mean that if we lost to Florida, tomorrow that we’re trash?

Please stop sending us letters.

There must be a con like me in every prison in America.

That's what the man said.

...that's when you know it's for real.

I'm known to reboot certain things. From time to time.

When the story viewers have seen eight of ten memes

Get busy buying, or get busy dying

Pitino is so delusional, he probably thinks he’s the successor to Cal when he leaves

And it's fatass by a nose!

...just like he said.

Rule #5 - No Regrets. Be proud !! There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret

Getting ready for the 2026 MS High School film competition

I was sobering up.

...instituted his famous Inside Out program.

- Looks like a miniature pickax. - Pickax?

...I'm going to open my fly...

Get busy living...

I find I’m so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head.

Step aside, folks. Firewall is having himself an accident.

That’s the Packers way. Didn’t you know that?

But I prefer...

So put the knife down. Look at me.

I've been reassigned to you.

That kid's long gone...

While you think about that...

Khup Thian Hnun U Change my life

@TheProcessGuy interned under Eskin for 3 weeks...

Heads up! Woushi is up!

That little sack of shit.

...my missus made for you. You think about that.

I find I’m so excited I can barely hold a thought in my head

Andy got two weeks in the hole for that little stunt.

You shut up, or I'll sing you a lullaby!

Whatever it was...

I do believe you're talking out of your ass.

Don’t throw me off the roof. I thought you would enjoy talking about Horned Frog basketball

Expiration Date? To me it's just a made up word

Three Zyn’a tonight

I understand your a Man Who Knows How to Get Things

Why'd you do it?

...I told him, No problem.

Here's your book.

In a place like that, I could use a man that knows how to get things.

Words To live by

Everybody has a 3.8+ GPA and and 165+ LSAT here. Don't you know that?

Me My wife seeing more beer deliveries

So you really want to talk Horned Frog hoops? That’s it, you’re having yourself an accident

cast you down with the sodomites

Don't suppose it would help if l told them I'm not homosexual.

Get busy sucking…. or get busy fucking.

Oh boy it's a wonder-fun day Oh boy it's a wonder-fun day

But I tell you, these takes are funny First you hate them, then you get used to them. Enough time passes, it gets so you depend on them

What happened after you argued with your wife?

Four bullets per victim.

You don’t have to ask me every time you need to make a claim. Just make the claim.

Si Mac, the 4th Emergency Service

...causes the victim to bite down hard.

To tell you the truth, I haven't made up my mind.

...or his child growing up not knowing her daddy.

Maybe she knows.

Good morning, Portland Daily Bugle.

He blasphemed. I'll tell the warden.

The fifth one. Put me down for a quarter deck.

Of course I doubt they'll toss up any roadblocks for that.

Will you throw that away, please?

You'll find a rock... ...that has no earthly business

Timmy, Texas Hydraulics is way down there … … and you’re in here (Hannon Hydraulics).

Pebbles, mostly.

Lawyer fucked me.

Let's get this over with.

Five hundred yards.