Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...million years of mountain building there.

I wonder where 10 years went.

mr dufresne the

Or maybe you'd like to sink your toy into somebody's skull.

...and then more routine.

I would like to think the Americans will fight the good fight, and the Europeans will let them be I would like to think this, but the Ryder Cup is no fairytale world

...a handful at a time.

Weed is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

...so no comparison could be made between your gun and the bullets...

...Jake might just show up and say hello.

Future bags from the boy? Emby? Gone…..sealed off brick by brick….

you know what eruv lines are,

Bull queers take by force. That's all they want or understand.

I doubt they'll kick up any fuss...

And neither did his friends.

The Goldfarb Girdle inheritance? Gone….sealed off, brick by brick

And when they put you in that cell...

Thread vanished like a fart in the wind

We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men.

Andy was as good as his word.

Rocket League Yet?

I hate Moochers

...is very convenient. Isn't it, Mr. Dufresne?

DIDN’T DO IT… …TRUMP F&*#ED ME!

i'd only ask for the entire super metroid map for me and each of my teammates.

That's crap, kid.

It's fatass by a bone!

- I can't stand this guy. - Oh, Lord!

You’d like it. It’s about a fantasy football team.

Remember, Kev, GIFS are a good thing and no good GIF ever dies.

I hadn't planned on it.

We trust this will fill your needs. We now consider the matter closed.

All right, who?

I mean, for real innocent?

Remember, Red...

Last time, the bottom near came out.

Piss break, Boss?

It's a goddamn mess, I'll tell you that.

What are you, scared of the dark?

Didn't do it Lawyer fucked me

They send you here for life...

In 1959, the state senate finally clued in to the fact...

What say there, fussy trade reporter? Feel like talking?

Rule 5: No Regrets Be proud !! There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret

Dads telling the kids we need to organize the house

You remember the name of the town, don't you?

...l am the light of the world.

That's nice and ripe.

I want every man on this cellblock questioned.

He's just institutionalized.

Starz. Who crawled through a River of shit And came out clean on the other side.

It would take a man about 600 years...

...the convict crew that tarred the factory roof in the spring of '49...

Easy, peasy, Japanese-y.

Yeah, I got rejected last week.

Pleased to see you reading this.

It sure is a shame About Yalls horses coming in last and all.

ROOFERS: AFTER A HAIL STORM

The rest of us did our best to pitch in when and where we could.

I submit that this was not a hot-blooded crime of passion.

When you need to do the taxes

I wish I could tell you that he put up a good fight, that he won But he didn’t...

This is a conspiracy Those bigwigs at Ky Rivals are screwing me

Looking at Phil, it seems like a stiff breeze would blow him over That’s my first impression of the man

The man likes to play chess.

I don't think the store manager likes me very much.

JP, put your trust in David Bell Your ass belongs to me

Why'd you do it?

What are you in for?

We'll dance around it like wild Injuns.

And the nursery?

I've decided, not to stay.

Everyone in here is innocent Lawyer fucked me

Send them down. I want them lined up...

This will only take a minute Bend over BAE

I'm backing out the door and I got the TV like this.

I want my mother!

Brioche knitting is A total f@$&ing mystery.

Joe Biden and the Dems look funny They’ll look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth

...I hereby order you to serve two life sentences back-to-back...

Heywood? Jigger?

I could be your new Wolfpack

That's what I thought.

There’s a harsh truth to face The Hoyas took us to the woodshed

Let's go! Some of us got a schedule to keep.

I suppose I could set it up for you. That would save you some money.

..and an old rock hammer... damn near worn down to the nub

I know, they told me.

NOW I'LL EMAIL TWICE A DAY

And you'd be amazed how far Andy could stretch it.

request your ballot now. ...not tomorrow. not after breakfast. NOW!

Three zyns tonight

It's your world, boss.

I have gas. Now!

I mean, I learned my lesson. Don't kill white people.

That's ******* right

I find I’m so excited I can’t barely sit still Or hold a thought in my head.

Bunch Of Ball Washing Bastards

The man Up and vanished like a fart in the wind

In here I’m the guy who can get you things

You believe whatever you want.

Groceries? Gone????

please stop having our advisors contact us

If there's trouble, I won't use the rock hammer.

- I could never get like that. - Oh, yeah?

And I also believe that if things had gone on that way...

You don't need to ask me every time you need to go take a piss. Just go.

Cleveland football fan response to still rooting for their team Go BROWNS!!!

1st night back after a 12 day vacation.

Sure. Why wouldn't l?

And you gave it to him.

To my knowledge, he lived out the rest of his days...

Only guilty man in Shawshank.

Elena, get the fabuloso Turn around. Delouse him.

Chase Burns is going fit right in with the Reds pussies.

Remember Brooks Hatlen?

I'm Mr. Norton, the warden.

What do you say?

Everyone in here's a 59. didn't you know that?

Niners are horse shit

Mention my name, we never do business again.

Looked like a stiff breeze would blow Will over

Not long after the warden deprived us of his company...

Hear you helped a couple of fellas with that.

All prisoners, return to your cellblocks.

We have a warrant for your arrest. Open up.

By the time Norton retires, I'll have made him a millionaire.

This will only take a minute Bend over bay

The outside? I'm an inside man now

When you've been ordering stuff for C&R training

I hope you don't mind. I wanted it to be a surprise.

And that cupcake on the wall. Let's ask her.

What you're in here for? Didn't do it, lawyer fucked me.

That's how he put it.

Sooner or later, he'll have to explain where it came from.

In addition, the library district has generously responded...

There's a harsh truth to face.

Fantasy football is a total fucking mystery. And I hate it.

Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir.

Yet you still maintain you threw your gun into the river...

Everybody in here's Innocent. Didn't you know that?

Trump had no intention of going that quietly.

I want to talk to him.

WHEN YOU WANT TO GET EXCELLENCE IN YOUR NEXT INTERNAL

I want him found.