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the baby binder to hold his hand.
I believe she believed we were cousins.
Fine, once.
with asymmetrical haircuts
We did our best for our children
Patrick's throwing the party, unfortunately.
and have her rush home from her daughter's wedding.
Or maybe it's allergic to something.
Uh, um...
A little something to celebrate
Scale of one to ten.
but it needs to stop.
in their bras and thongs,
and I still have two days
No. After Roland and Jocelyn's
Ted: Twyla!
We're just gonna go for a ride,
I say we play truth or dare.
I know exactly who it landed on.
And he's spit up in the playpen!
The cleaning gloves under the sink!
Pffft! Who kissed your brother?
Moira: Well, I'm off.
Jocelyn: There you are, Alexis!
Okay, you still have your slippers on,
For all we know, it's got crawling pneumonia.
was a few of your rum, raspberry, coconut coolers.
We're supposed to be astrophysicists,
Yeah.
come on, we're gonna be late for our massage.
Honey, I'm home.
an astounding amount of money on therapy
mmm, was it the time you kissed my boyfriend?
They assumed we'd take care of it.
Look at him.
Well, we did it, sweetheart.
Yeah, or jetting around.
we sorta wound each other up
before they get us on the table, so...
it's probably because I've run off with Ted.