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What you think of your mama's new ta-tas?
Dad, if you want to drive Bobby to school, use my truck.
ALL: Come on.
Women were not put on this earth to serve you and me.
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You're looking kind of chunky.
Cotton, I'd love to debate this with you...
So, Bobby, what you gonna do with your life?
BOBBY: You've had enough cake, Kahny.
Bobby was sent home from school for starting a sexist riot today.
You'll never get no service that way.
bruh
He'll be out of here tonight.
What you think? I work for Hank?
We're gonna stick around a few more days.
- You want to hear that story, fatty? - Sir, yes, sir!
Peggy's my best friend, son.
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I'm gonna be a prop comic.
Really? Dad never lets me order.
They were like you fellows, only one of them was from Brooklyn.
Go on. Get me my beer, woman.
He's Japanese.
PEGGY: Leave him alone. He's a good helper.
Dad, you old skunk.
Sausage! Where's my sausage? There's no sausage!
Man, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"
Well, Cotton!
because the devil took Bobby off to the Hotel Arlen.
[Laughing]
You want me to wash it with the darks?
Well, you can love it for four more hours. It's a rental.
All right. Time to open my gift.
He's Laotian. Ain't you, Mr. Kahn?
What, are you turning into some kind of feminist?
Oh, whatever you say, Hillary.
- I don't understand. - What is to understand?
A woman fixing a car.