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Come and get your tootsie rolls”
do you still like...
ANGELS: Good morning, Charlie.
nothing, I guess.
Classy and smart, like Peg.
- Don't want to get fat. - That's not for you to worry about.
TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I WILL SQUASH YOU
Well, we eat in the kitchen.
[Phone ringing]
What are you saying, Hank?
The hell you say? Did you win World War II?
Put an apron over your new bosom, too.
that I have never brought up, because I am too much of a lady.
[Children shouting]
The kids are already gonna hate me because you got the wrong bean dip.
HANK: Peggy.
[Yiddish accent] What are you talking about?
So, I'm buying you a hooker.
A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WWII
We'll have to wait till your gas station opens up in the morning.
Maybe you couldn't handle that, but I can.
He's got big plastic teeth, he screams all the time...
Women's work!
So I comb my hair, I reapply lipstick 30 times a day.