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[ IMITATES CAT SCREECHING ]

'CAUSE IT SOUNDS THE SAME, BUT VERY DIFFERENT.

LOUVRE, SHMOUVRE.

RORY, HONEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IN THERE.

I WALK IN AND YOU TWO ARE LIKE SHRAPNEL.

WOULD'VE BEEN THE DONNER PARTY ALL OVER AGAIN

MANIPULATE, EVIL PLAN, NO FREE WILL, PEARLS.

HAVE SUCH AN AWFUL RELATIONSHIP.

EVERYBODY WINS. RORY, LISTEN TO ME...

TELL HER THEY'RE FOR ME.

RORY, THIS IS THE OFFICE OF A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINE.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

LOST IN THE WOODS YOURSELF.

I SPENT A LOT OF TIME AND ENERGY FIGHTING THE JESS THING.

NEVER GIVE HER THE OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE YOU A LECTURE

I REALLY DID LOVE YOU.

IT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE TO FEEL THAT WAY.

INTO THE BATHROOM DOOR. LORELAI!

I'LL NOT GO MAD UNTIL WE GET YOU SOME BOOTS.

AND THAT LITTLE STUNT OF YOURS

THAT'S MY FAVORITE BUILDING IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL.

WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE SOMETHING?

I KNOW IT WAS IMPORTANT.

WHAT RHYMES WITH "NANTUCKET"?

"CRISP AND MEATY --

I COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO MAJOR IN.

DEAN AND RORY BROKE UP.

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE A CAB BACK TO STARS HOLLOW.

I'M NOT SURE HOW ANONYMOUS IT WOULD BE

GOOD. WHERE'S YOUR STUFF?

YOU TWO ARE GONNA HIT IT OFF.

WOW, DOES THAT GUY LOOK SMART. I MEAN IT.

CAN BE FOUND BEHIND THOSE DOORS.

[ Voice breaking ] EXCUSE ME.

YOU'VE BEEN UP 24 HOURS STRAIGHT.

WELL, WE TIMED THIS PERFECTLY, DIDN'T WE?

WHO LIVED IN A TREE FOR A YEAR?

FOR TREATING YOU THE WAY I DID,

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SAT IN THE WRONG CHAIR.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS HAPPILY INVOLVED

OH, YEAH? LET ME SEE.

OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME?

* IF YOU NEED *

BYE, LUKE. BYE.

I'LL READ THAT BOOK YOU RECOMMENDED.

HOW DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? ME?

THE SITUATION'S THAT DIRE?

YOU GOING TO SMOKE THAT OR MIND-MELD WITH IT?

HAVE A LITTLE ROADSIDE SNACK, GET THERE ABOUT NOON,

IF YOU'RE FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.

MAKE THIS APPOINTMENT WITHOUT TELLING ME?

ARE THESE RULES CLEAR?

DAMN, I JUST FORGOT THE NUMBER.

FIRST, WE SHOULD TRY AND GET WITHIN A FOOT OF EACH OTHER.

WHEN YOU'RE ON THE COUCH, THEN SHE'S ON THE CHAIR.

SAY HE'S IN THE HOUSE AND THERE'S A FIRE,

OH, EXCUSE ME, DID MY TROPHY BUMP YOU?

AND YOUR WALNUTS.

I KNOW. THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT?

TO MANY SIMILAR OCCURRENCES IN THE FUTURE.

WE'RE ONLY GOING TO BE GONE FOR ONE DAY.

NO, IT'S OKAY. I'LL GO IN.