Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SING.
NO, BECAUSE I'M NOT TRYING TO REASON AWAY
TO GETTING HACKED TO DEATH OR SET ON FIRE DURING DINNER.
AN INTERVIEW FOR WHAT?
WE SELL IT TO THE OTHER CUSTOMERS,
YOU KNOW, ONE DAY WHEN YOUR MOTHER WAS 10 YEARS OLD,
ALRIGHT, FIRST OFF,
I'M CONFUSED. WHEN ARE WE CHANGING?
HERE WE ARE. YEAH. HERE WE ARE.
SHE WAS ROUGH AND THEY HATED HER.
UNTIL THEN, DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
IT JUST BROKE IN TWO AND FELL.
YOU'RE GONNA RUN ALL OVER TOWN LOOKING FOR JESS AND RORY?
A BIG BAG OF WALNUTS.
NO, I'M FINE.
NIGHT, MOM. NIGHT, BABE.
IT'S ALMOST MORE A WEAPON.
WE CAN'T MOVE A HALF A CITY BLOCK CLOSER TO US.
HI.
GET IT? YOU DON'T CONTROL IT.
WHEN SHE IS UP HERE, THAT DOOR STAYS OPEN.
THAT YOU WERE BEING VERY PICKY.
SO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW I COULD'VE MADE THE MISTAKE.
THERE'S SOME THINGS IN LIFE THAT NEVER LET YOU DOWN.
WHO DON'T COME AS PREPARED AS THE TWO OF YOU.
PREFERABLY THE FIRST TIME.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A TOTAL LOSS.
ROMEO AND JULIET HAD WARRING FAMILIES
[ SIGHS ]
HE'S GOT THE SMART LOOK DOWN --
[ SIGHS ]
REALIZE THAT DESPITE THE MANNER IN WHICH YOUR FATHER DID THIS,
MAYBE IF WE CONCENTRATE REALLY HARD,
I ALREADY HAVE FOOD HERE.
[ SNIFFING ]
ALRIGHTY.
MY TROPHY'S GONE. SOMEONE TOOK HER.
SHE JUST REACHED OUT AND SHOOK HIS HAND.
SHE'S ON THE COUCH, YOU'RE ON THE CHAIR.
THEY ARE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW,
OH, NO, MY BUTTON BROKE.
YALE HAS ONE OF THE FINEST COLLECTIONS
LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU.
OKAY.
FOR YALE. GRANDPA...
LOOK AT THE COFFEE POT BEFORE I CLEAN IT.
THEY CAN BE VERY COMPETITIVE, THESE IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS.
THAT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STOPPED TO CONSIDER
YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? YOU DON'T REALLY THINK THAT --
DIDN'T HAVE MY TRANSCRIPTS, MY LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION.
ANY CAB COMPANY.
SO, HERE WE ARE.
YEAH, I'M SURE.
WHAT?
MOM. RORY, I SAID NOTHING.
THAT MOUSE AND I WERE ENGAGED.
I CAN OFFICIALLY ATTEST THAT SHE WAS NUTS.
YOU WANT RORY TO GO TO HARVARD THAT BADLY?
I'D LOVE TO SHOW IT TO YOU.
MOVE OVER HERE.
HOW ABOUT "COLLAGE"? CAN I SAY "COLLAGE"?
HELLO, RORY. HELLO, LORELAI.
THEY HAVE THE MOST DELICIOUS POT ROAST.
AH, HERE WE ARE.
OH, STOP THAT.
THIS IS ABOUT RORY AND RORY'S EDUCATION,
AND A RAIN CAP. EXCELLENT!
IF I HAD A THUMBTACK I COULD MAKE A SCUD MISSILE.
FORGET IT. STUPID QUESTION.
I THINK WE EITHER NEED TO GET A LITTLE CLOSER
OKAY. WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
I THOUGHT CAMPUS FOOD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DISGUSTING.
IT'S GOOD. IT'S CRAZY.
NO, I THINK YOU'VE ABOUT COVERED IT.
WHY?
WHO DOESN'T LOVE POT ROAST?
YES, I DID.