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YOU WANT RORY TO GO TO HARVARD THAT BADLY?

ALRIGHT, FIRST OFF,

I THOUGHT CAMPUS FOOD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DISGUSTING.

ROMEO AND JULIET HAD WARRING FAMILIES

IF I HAD A THUMBTACK I COULD MAKE A SCUD MISSILE.

YALE HAS ONE OF THE FINEST COLLECTIONS

I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SING.

IT'S ALMOST MORE A WEAPON.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A TOTAL LOSS.

MOM. RORY, I SAID NOTHING.

NO, I THINK YOU'VE ABOUT COVERED IT.

TO GETTING HACKED TO DEATH OR SET ON FIRE DURING DINNER.

I CAN OFFICIALLY ATTEST THAT SHE WAS NUTS.

THEY CAN BE VERY COMPETITIVE, THESE IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS.

WE SELL IT TO THE OTHER CUSTOMERS,

MY TROPHY'S GONE. SOMEONE TOOK HER.

LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU.

HOW ABOUT "COLLAGE"? CAN I SAY "COLLAGE"?

SHE WAS ROUGH AND THEY HATED HER.

FOR YALE. GRANDPA...

SHE JUST REACHED OUT AND SHOOK HIS HAND.

YEAH, I'M SURE.

I'D LOVE TO SHOW IT TO YOU.

SO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW I COULD'VE MADE THE MISTAKE.

SHE'S ON THE COUCH, YOU'RE ON THE CHAIR.

I ALREADY HAVE FOOD HERE.

AN INTERVIEW FOR WHAT?

YOU KNOW, ONE DAY WHEN YOUR MOTHER WAS 10 YEARS OLD,

THIS IS ABOUT RORY AND RORY'S EDUCATION,

YOU'RE GONNA RUN ALL OVER TOWN LOOKING FOR JESS AND RORY?

WHEN SHE IS UP HERE, THAT DOOR STAYS OPEN.

I THINK WE EITHER NEED TO GET A LITTLE CLOSER

NIGHT, MOM. NIGHT, BABE.

AND A RAIN CAP. EXCELLENT!

I'M CONFUSED. WHEN ARE WE CHANGING?

REALIZE THAT DESPITE THE MANNER IN WHICH YOUR FATHER DID THIS,

SO, HERE WE ARE.

MAYBE IF WE CONCENTRATE REALLY HARD,

A BIG BAG OF WALNUTS.

AH, HERE WE ARE.

HERE WE ARE. YEAH. HERE WE ARE.

FORGET IT. STUPID QUESTION.

THAT MOUSE AND I WERE ENGAGED.

ANY CAB COMPANY.

LOOK AT THE COFFEE POT BEFORE I CLEAN IT.

THAT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STOPPED TO CONSIDER

OKAY. WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

HE'S GOT THE SMART LOOK DOWN --

DIDN'T HAVE MY TRANSCRIPTS, MY LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION.

PREFERABLY THE FIRST TIME.

THEY HAVE THE MOST DELICIOUS POT ROAST.

NO, BECAUSE I'M NOT TRYING TO REASON AWAY

WHO DOESN'T LOVE POT ROAST?

UNTIL THEN, DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

IT JUST BROKE IN TWO AND FELL.

OH, NO, MY BUTTON BROKE.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? YOU DON'T REALLY THINK THAT --

WE CAN'T MOVE A HALF A CITY BLOCK CLOSER TO US.

THEY ARE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW,

GET IT? YOU DON'T CONTROL IT.

MOVE OVER HERE.

THERE'S SOME THINGS IN LIFE THAT NEVER LET YOU DOWN.

HELLO, RORY. HELLO, LORELAI.

WHO DON'T COME AS PREPARED AS THE TWO OF YOU.

THAT YOU WERE BEING VERY PICKY.

IT'S GOOD. IT'S CRAZY.