Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'CAUSE IF IT'S LESS THAN FIVE, WE'RE FAMOUS!
YOU CORNER HER WITHOUT ME THERE.
HI.
DO NOT ASK WHY. IT'S GILMORE ROAD RULES.
BECAUSE I'M THE LEADER OF THE CLAN,
AND IF THEY MENTION SOMETHING
YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING
I'M SURE HE KNEW YOU WERE NERVOUS.
OKAY.
AND MOM -- I'M THINKING YOU LIED TO HER TOO.
ANOTHER WOMAN SHOULD BE SAYING "THIS IS RIDICULOUS."
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IN THERE.
SWAP SOME WAR STORIES.
THE EXTRA COAT'S BY THE DOOR.
THAT DEPENDS. DID HE START THE FIRE?
POOFS. WHIFFENPOOFS.
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE TOGETHER NOW.
HE WAS THE MASTER OF
LORELAI, THE MAN IS WAITING.
[ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH.
"POOR ME, FUTURE SQUANDERED,
AND YOU WERE ANGRY WITH ME.
OH, YEAH.
NOTHING BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE AT HER PLACE, THERE'S LORELAI,
YOU WERE THE MOST AMAZING BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD.
SHOULD I NOT HAVE LEFT YOU THAT FIRST DAY IN KINDERGARTEN,
WHAT'S HE SO EXCITED ABOUT?
HE NOW KNOWS THAT I AM GOING TO BE WATCHING THEM
AND THAT JUST WOULD'VE BEEN REALLY HARD,
I WENT HERE. I'M AN ALUMNUS.
OH, MY GOD! THERE WAS A BENCH HERE.
I SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN THAT GALLERY.
GUESS SHE FORGOT. SHE'S BAD THAT WAY.
I SIMPLY GAVE HIM A CHOICE.
WELL, OKAY. GOODNIGHT, HON.
OKAY. STILL WALKING. ALL'S GOOD.
I'LL SAY YOU DID.
WHY'RE YOU STILL QUESTIONING ME?
IN A VERY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP
HI. HI.
I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO BE WITH JESS FOREVER.
FROWN... STEP BACK...
SHE ACTUALLY TOOK MY DIPLOMA OUT OF MY OFFICE
EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO HERE.
STOP CALLING IT "SHE."
I AM NOT GOING TO LEAVE RORY'S EDUCATION TO CHANCE
I'M NOT JOKING HERE, MISTER.
HARRIS IS A VERY NICE MAN, RORY.
EVERYBODY HATES A WINNER.
CHECK THE LIST. WHY DO I NEED RAIN BOOTS?
WHAT? WHERE TO?
COFFEE AND TACOS?
YES, THAT MUST BE WHY
USING TITIAN TO SCORE. EVEN TITIAN DIDN'T DO THAT.
THAT YOU'RE THE HELENA BONHAM CARTER OF THE SOCIETY SET?
BUT IN THE END IT WAS ALL WORTH IT. YEAH?
I ACTUALLY PREFER BURGERS
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MOM.
[ KNOCK ON WINDOW ]
WELL, THAT -- THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT WENT VERY WELL.
THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA BE?
I'LL BE NEEDING ONE OF YOUR LARGER TABLES.
YOU EVEN CAME WITH ME TO THAT STUPID DEBUTANTE BALL.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
THEN YOU SNEEZE AND YOUR HAND FALLS AND YOU TRY --
PLEASE BELIEVE THAT.
IT'S BIGGER.
MEET GEORGE MICHAEL.
WHAT? LET'S GO.
I'M HAVING A VERY GOOD TIME. I'M GLAD.
HEY, [ GROANS ] LUKE,
IS SHE A MIRACLE WORKER? WAKE UP -- THE GUY'S TROUBLE.
IT MEANS A LOT TO HIM TO SHARE THIS WITH RORY.
AND MAKE SURE TO BRING AN EXTRA COAT. WHY?
MY GIRLFRIENDS WERE GOING TO DRIVE ME BACK TO SCHOOL.
I HAVE NO IDEA. FIND OUT, WILL YOU?
OKAY, I OFFICIALLY VOTE THAT WE SEND MY MOTHER AN ANONYMOUS NOTE
SO NOW YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE DAY I'M NOT WITH JESS ANYMORE.
OKAY. LET'S JUST REGROUP HERE.