Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OR JESS IS A THIEF AND WOULD'VE STOLEN IT.

I'VE RETRACED MY STEPS ALL DAY AND NOTHING.

IF SHE APPLIES TO YALE -- SHE'S NOT!

I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT IN YOUR ROOM.

SIMPLY BECAUSE I MIGHT RISK OFFENDING YOU.

YOU MADE HER REMAKE THE SALAD.

THOUGH I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TAKEN IT OFF ANYWAY.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

THE INCIDENT WAS OVER WALNUTS, WASN'T IT, HONEY?

LORELAI, COME BACK INSIDE.

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

COMING RIGHT UP.

* IF YOU NEED *

YOU WERE -- ARE --

YEP. HERE WE ARE.

THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ]

RELAX. I WAS KIDDING.

JESS WOULDN'T WANT YOU WEARING ANOTHER GUY' BRACELET.

YEP. EVERY YEAR.

RORY AND JESS ARE TOGETHER.

I NEVER REALIZED LUKE'S WAS A HUNDRED MILES AWAY.

THE COLORS OF TITIAN, AND BY THE END

YOU LIED TO EVERYBODY.

THEY COULD TAKE AN EYE OUT

OH, MY. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?

I NEVER WOULD'VE WORN THIS. RORY, NONE OF THIS MATTERS.

LILLIANA WILL BE RIGHT OUT WITH THE SAND DABS.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ON EITHER END OF THIS APARTMENT.

THERE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE REUNION OF THE WHIFFENPOOFS.

ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

RIGHT NOW IT'S "YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING

NOW WE SHOULD...

[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO NEW HAVEN?

WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?

SO, TABLE FOR ONE? I'LL JUST SIT AT THE COUNTER.

CAN I INVITE HIM OVER? OF COURSE.

THAT ONE OF THE BEST TACO PLACES

DON'T STUDY SO MUCH THAT YOU GET BRILLIANT,

I FEEL JET-LAGGED.

IN A DINER THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY SELL TACOS?

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE THING YOU DID TO MY FEET.

MY YEARS AT YALE WERE ABSOLUTELY

I GOTTA DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN STANDING LIKE A MORON.

WE'RE NOT IN EUROPE. WE COULD PRETEND.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. THIS IS A BRAND-NEW SKIRT.

NOW LET'S SEE YOU DRINK IT.

I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE.

I KNOW JESS IS TOUGH SOMETIMES,

DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE THINKS.

I'M GETTING THE SENSE I SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING

YOU'RE ANNOYING. AND YOU'RE WELCOME.

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WAY IT HAD TO BE DONE,

THE PROVIDER OF THE HOUSEHOLD,

AND ONE GETS EGGS AND WE CAN SHARE?

I THOUGHT MAYBE WHEN DAD WAS BUSY POOFING IT UP,

WE ARE AT YALE. THERE ARE SMART PEOPLE HERE.

DID I LEAVE ANYTHING OUT? HMM, LET ME SEE...

PULLED OUT A BOX, AND SAID, "HERE!"

HE INSISTED ON SEEING YOU.

BUT RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO GO. UNDERSTAND?

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN?

YES, RICHARD, I'M FINE. THANK YOU.

THE LAST TIME I REMEMBER SEEING HER

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, I'M SORRY.

IN THAT BLUE DRESS, I HAD NO CHOICE.

AND YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED NEAR HER WITHOUT AN ADULT PRESENT.

I DO. I WENT THROUGH IT.

UH, WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM TO READ?

ALWAYS CALL HIM THE PUPPET MASTER.

NEXT TIME I'LL HANG A SOCK ON THE DOOR.

WHEN MY CHAIR COULD JUST AS EASILY BE THE RIGHT CHAIR.

'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT NOT KNOWING THESE THINGS DOES TO ME. I KNOW.

WOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE YOU GUYS REDID IT.

YOU WERE ALL "THIS IS SO GREAT, RORY'S GONNA CHANGE JESS."

I'M GOING TO FIRE SOMEONE OVER PUTTING WALNUTS IN A SALAD

EPISODE ONE OF "RORY AND JESS -- THE EARLY YEARS."

SOMEONE TOOK HIS STATUE AGAIN.

MY FEET. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FEET?

YES. CAN YOU GET A SHORT STATEMENT?