Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JESS WOULDN'T WANT YOU WEARING ANOTHER GUY' BRACELET.

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

THE LAST TIME I REMEMBER SEEING HER

EPISODE ONE OF "RORY AND JESS -- THE EARLY YEARS."

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE THING YOU DID TO MY FEET.

YOU MADE HER REMAKE THE SALAD.

WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

RORY AND JESS ARE TOGETHER.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. THIS IS A BRAND-NEW SKIRT.

NEXT TIME I'LL HANG A SOCK ON THE DOOR.

RELAX. I WAS KIDDING.

THERE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE REUNION OF THE WHIFFENPOOFS.

AND YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED NEAR HER WITHOUT AN ADULT PRESENT.

ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT IN YOUR ROOM.

THAT ONE OF THE BEST TACO PLACES

THE INCIDENT WAS OVER WALNUTS, WASN'T IT, HONEY?

DID I LEAVE ANYTHING OUT? HMM, LET ME SEE...

I'M GOING TO FIRE SOMEONE OVER PUTTING WALNUTS IN A SALAD

YEP. EVERY YEAR.

YES. CAN YOU GET A SHORT STATEMENT?

DON'T STUDY SO MUCH THAT YOU GET BRILLIANT,

AND ONE GETS EGGS AND WE CAN SHARE?

NOW LET'S SEE YOU DRINK IT.

YOU WERE ALL "THIS IS SO GREAT, RORY'S GONNA CHANGE JESS."

SO, TABLE FOR ONE? I'LL JUST SIT AT THE COUNTER.

I THOUGHT MAYBE WHEN DAD WAS BUSY POOFING IT UP,

SIMPLY BECAUSE I MIGHT RISK OFFENDING YOU.

YOU'RE ANNOYING. AND YOU'RE WELCOME.

UH, WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM TO READ?

HE INSISTED ON SEEING YOU.

WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO NEW HAVEN?

IF SHE APPLIES TO YALE -- SHE'S NOT!

WE ARE AT YALE. THERE ARE SMART PEOPLE HERE.

IN THAT BLUE DRESS, I HAD NO CHOICE.

WHEN MY CHAIR COULD JUST AS EASILY BE THE RIGHT CHAIR.

LORELAI, COME BACK INSIDE.

* IF YOU NEED *

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, I'M SORRY.

I KNOW JESS IS TOUGH SOMETIMES,

THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ]

I FEEL JET-LAGGED.

I DO. I WENT THROUGH IT.

LILLIANA WILL BE RIGHT OUT WITH THE SAND DABS.

'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT NOT KNOWING THESE THINGS DOES TO ME. I KNOW.

OR JESS IS A THIEF AND WOULD'VE STOLEN IT.

YES, RICHARD, I'M FINE. THANK YOU.

WE'RE NOT IN EUROPE. WE COULD PRETEND.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN?

SOMEONE TOOK HIS STATUE AGAIN.

YOU WERE -- ARE --

YEP. HERE WE ARE.

COMING RIGHT UP.

I NEVER REALIZED LUKE'S WAS A HUNDRED MILES AWAY.

I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE.

THE COLORS OF TITIAN, AND BY THE END

NOW WE SHOULD...

BUT RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO GO. UNDERSTAND?

RIGHT NOW IT'S "YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING

PULLED OUT A BOX, AND SAID, "HERE!"

I'M GETTING THE SENSE I SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING

OH, MY. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?

CAN I INVITE HIM OVER? OF COURSE.

MY YEARS AT YALE WERE ABSOLUTELY

DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE THINKS.

[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ]

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

IN A DINER THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY SELL TACOS?

I'VE RETRACED MY STEPS ALL DAY AND NOTHING.

I GOTTA DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN STANDING LIKE A MORON.

YOU LIED TO EVERYBODY.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ON EITHER END OF THIS APARTMENT.

THOUGH I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TAKEN IT OFF ANYWAY.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

I NEVER WOULD'VE WORN THIS. RORY, NONE OF THIS MATTERS.

WOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE YOU GUYS REDID IT.

MY FEET. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FEET?

THEY COULD TAKE AN EYE OUT

ALWAYS CALL HIM THE PUPPET MASTER.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WAY IT HAD TO BE DONE,

THE PROVIDER OF THE HOUSEHOLD,