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'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT NOT KNOWING THESE THINGS DOES TO ME. I KNOW.

NOW WE SHOULD...

* IF YOU NEED *

I'M GETTING THE SENSE I SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING

I FEEL JET-LAGGED.

COMING RIGHT UP.

I'M GOING TO FIRE SOMEONE OVER PUTTING WALNUTS IN A SALAD

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

RIGHT NOW IT'S "YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING

BUT RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO GO. UNDERSTAND?

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WAY IT HAD TO BE DONE,

YOU'RE ANNOYING. AND YOU'RE WELCOME.

THEY COULD TAKE AN EYE OUT

WE'RE NOT IN EUROPE. WE COULD PRETEND.

THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ]

YEP. HERE WE ARE.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ]

THAT ONE OF THE BEST TACO PLACES

MY YEARS AT YALE WERE ABSOLUTELY

YEP. EVERY YEAR.

OH, MY. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?

LILLIANA WILL BE RIGHT OUT WITH THE SAND DABS.

JESS WOULDN'T WANT YOU WEARING ANOTHER GUY' BRACELET.

WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?

MY FEET. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FEET?

THERE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE REUNION OF THE WHIFFENPOOFS.

AND ONE GETS EGGS AND WE CAN SHARE?

WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

YES, RICHARD, I'M FINE. THANK YOU.

EPISODE ONE OF "RORY AND JESS -- THE EARLY YEARS."

THOUGH I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TAKEN IT OFF ANYWAY.

YOU WERE ALL "THIS IS SO GREAT, RORY'S GONNA CHANGE JESS."

DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE THINKS.

THE COLORS OF TITIAN, AND BY THE END

WOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE YOU GUYS REDID IT.

YOU LIED TO EVERYBODY.

WHEN MY CHAIR COULD JUST AS EASILY BE THE RIGHT CHAIR.

DID I LEAVE ANYTHING OUT? HMM, LET ME SEE...

RELAX. I WAS KIDDING.

SIMPLY BECAUSE I MIGHT RISK OFFENDING YOU.

SOMEONE TOOK HIS STATUE AGAIN.

OR JESS IS A THIEF AND WOULD'VE STOLEN IT.

AND YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED NEAR HER WITHOUT AN ADULT PRESENT.

DON'T STUDY SO MUCH THAT YOU GET BRILLIANT,

YES. CAN YOU GET A SHORT STATEMENT?

I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT IN YOUR ROOM.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. THIS IS A BRAND-NEW SKIRT.

UH, WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM TO READ?

PULLED OUT A BOX, AND SAID, "HERE!"

SO, TABLE FOR ONE? I'LL JUST SIT AT THE COUNTER.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, I'M SORRY.

THE PROVIDER OF THE HOUSEHOLD,

LORELAI, COME BACK INSIDE.

NEXT TIME I'LL HANG A SOCK ON THE DOOR.

IN A DINER THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY SELL TACOS?

I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE.

I NEVER WOULD'VE WORN THIS. RORY, NONE OF THIS MATTERS.

HE INSISTED ON SEEING YOU.

THE INCIDENT WAS OVER WALNUTS, WASN'T IT, HONEY?

I NEVER REALIZED LUKE'S WAS A HUNDRED MILES AWAY.

YOU MADE HER REMAKE THE SALAD.

IN THAT BLUE DRESS, I HAD NO CHOICE.

I KNOW JESS IS TOUGH SOMETIMES,

I DO. I WENT THROUGH IT.

ALWAYS CALL HIM THE PUPPET MASTER.

IF SHE APPLIES TO YALE -- SHE'S NOT!

NOW LET'S SEE YOU DRINK IT.

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO NEW HAVEN?

I GOTTA DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN STANDING LIKE A MORON.

RORY AND JESS ARE TOGETHER.

ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN?

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE THING YOU DID TO MY FEET.

THE LAST TIME I REMEMBER SEEING HER

I'VE RETRACED MY STEPS ALL DAY AND NOTHING.

WE ARE AT YALE. THERE ARE SMART PEOPLE HERE.

YOU WERE -- ARE --

I THOUGHT MAYBE WHEN DAD WAS BUSY POOFING IT UP,

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ON EITHER END OF THIS APARTMENT.

CAN I INVITE HIM OVER? OF COURSE.