Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I INTEND TO CARVE SOMETHING REALLY DIRTY
THEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS, IT'S LIKE,
WE LIKE TACOS. YES, WE DO.
WOW. WE COULD DRIVE DOWN...
TIME TO ADD ANOTHER WORD. JESS, YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?
YOU WITH HIM NOW?
I BELIEVE I NEED A LITTLE MORE ICE.
A SPINELESS JELLYFISH...
GRANDPA! OH, YES, IT WAS QUITE A SCANDAL.
THERE'S NO WAY EVEN I COULD HAVE SEEN THIS ONE COMING.
THE MOST GRATIFYING ONES OF MY LIFE.
GOOD, BECAUSE THE SIZE OF IT IS SO LARGE
WOW! LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS...
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND LOOK AT THE BOOK.
IT IS?
IS TEN MINUTES FROM CAMPUS.
NOT YALE FOOD.
OR NEED TO WARM UP.
TO ANOTHER GILMORE GENERATION.
HE'S CRUEL AND OUT TO DESTROY YOUR HAPPINESS.
JUST CALM DOWN AND LOOK AT IT FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW...
I'LL WALK YOU IN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
OH, WOW.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT? TO THE CAR.
YOU KNOW...
I'M NOT SURE WHAT OTHER WAY THERE IS TO SAY
I DID NO SUCH THING.
YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHICH COLLEGE TO GO TO,
BAD?
I DID NOT STEAL YOUR GRANDFATHER.
NO. OH. WELL. OKAY.
WHAT ABOUT THE BURGER?
DAD LIKED TO IMPRESS THEM WITH THE PAINTINGS.
12 GUYS COULD HELP ME BALANCE IT.
SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT BACK TO ME FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS.
[ SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
YOU'RE TO REMAIN HERE IN THE MIDDLE PORTION OF THE ROOM.
I NEED THE NUMBER OF A CAB COMPANY.
OH, YEAH? YEAH.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
NO, I DON'T. TELL ME WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO HER.
I'D INTRODUCED HER TO MY PARENTS. SO?
I JUST FOUND OUT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MY REAL MOTHER,
YOU'D KNOW THIS.
AND...I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU, SO --
SOME OF THE BEST SCOTCH IN THE COUNTRY
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL HER EVENTUALLY.
I DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING.
IT NEEDS ITS OWN CHAIR.
THE LAST THING YOU'D WANT
I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T SMOKE IT.
LET ME HELP YOU. OKAY.
HOPEFULLY THINGS YOU'RE BEING GRADED ON.
SURE YOU DON'T WANT A SODA?
RICHARD, YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID AND MORE.
VERY FAR.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
Rory: HI, GRANDMA. HI, GRANDPA.
WHAT? I DON'T MEAN THE DINNER -- THAT WOULD BE BORING --
YOU COULDN'T MARRY LINNY LOTT.
NO, KIRK, IT DIDN'T.
RORY, I LEFT A LIST ON YOUR DRESSER LAST NIGHT.
IT'S JUST ROUTINE.
SO...TELL ME,
LOOKS THAT WAY.
AND THAT WORKED?
HE LIED TO YOU TOO. DON'T YOU CARE?
WHY'D I DO THAT?
BUT THAT, IS THE WAY IT IS.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL. IT IS.
EVERY SECOND THEY ARE TOGETHER.
I HAVEN'T APPLIED TO YALE.