Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THAT'S WHERE THE TIMOTHY DWIGHT DINING HALL IS.
I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT YOU THOUGHT I MEANT.
OR JESS WOULD HAVE DONE IT FOR YOU. WHAT DID THAT MEAN?
SHOULD I BRING BOTH A RAIN HAT AND AN UMBRELLA?
I AM. VERY PROUD.
THAT WOMAN NEEDED DIRECTIONS TO GET TO A POINT.
YOU DIDN'T PACK?
WHEN YOU'RE HERE, THERE'S ME,
WHAT'S THE MATTER, KIRK?
LORELAI... I KNOW I CAN'T HAVE IT IN THE CAR.
HOPEFULLY SHE'LL RUB OFF ON HIM.
NO. NO.
WHERE?
I DIDN'T MEAN -- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOU WEREN'T SUCH AN INNOCENT LITTLE DOE
I'M NOT HUNGRY. YEAH, I'M NOT HUNGRY EITHER.
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
IT'S GETTING LATE. YOU ALMOST DONE? ALMOST.
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT,
IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT TIME FOR A JESS.
THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
I'M GLAD, BECAUSE THESE SHINY, GOLDEN EDGES ARE VERY SHARP.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU NEED TO SPIT YOUR GUM OUT.
IT'S NEW HAVEN.
WELL...WHATEVER ELSE HAPPENS BETWEEN US,
WHAT IS THAT? IT'S A PAPER CLIP.
LIKE THE BEATLES BUT WITH BETTER TABLE MANNERS.
IT WAS...EVENTFUL.
I CAN'T JUDGE WHERE THE EXACT END OF IT IS.
YEAH, HECTOR REALLY CAME THROUGH.
I'M GONNA GO STUDY.
YOU DON'T WORK GREAT UNDER PRESSURE.
AFTER THEY'VE BEEN SITTING AROUND FOR A WHILE.
HE WANTS TO SHOW ME THE CAMPUS.
YOU'RE FIRING SOMEONE OVER PUTTING WALNUTS IN A SALAD?
OH.
SO... SO...
IT WAS WONDERFUL, AND I LOOK FORWARD
THE SHEER SIZE OF MY MASSIVE TROPHY.
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? ABOUT WHAT?
THAT WILL TAKE YOUR APPETITE AWAY.
MY WHOLE LIFE YOU HAVE TRIED TO CONTROL EVERYTHING,
THEN YOU'RE GONNA PUT YOUR JACKET BACK ON.
THE GILMORE NAME SULLIED" SPEECH.
D-DID I DO SOMETHING OR --
HI. HI.
"NOT GREASY, WITH HOMEMADE TORTILLAS,
MAYBE HER SCENT WILL HELP YOU TRACK THEM DOWN.
I GUESS YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA TELL YOUR SISTER ALSO,
DETAILS TOMORROW. OHH! THANK GOD.
I'M CALLING A CAB. WE'RE LEAVING.
[ MUSIC CONTINUES]
I WILL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.
"YOU HAVEN'T HAD A TACO
SOMETIMES I TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY DAD AND I
YOU SERIOUS? WHAT ABOUT DEAN?
UGH, DID YOU SEE WHAT I JUST SAW?
YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT THAT BOOK UPSTAIRS.
UM, I GUESS I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER.
THROUGH THE THREAD THAT USED TO HOLD THE BUTTON.
I PROMISED YOU BEFORE AND I'M PROMISING YOU AGAIN,
LOOK AT THE BOOK. SURE.
SEE HOW IRRATIONAL I GET WHEN YOU HOLD OUT ON ME?
WHAT?
UH, WE NEED A COUPLE OF DOUGHNUTS
TO GET THROUGH A CONVERSATION WITHOUT THE WORD "COLLAGE."
HOW MANY MORE TWO-WORD SENTENCES CAN YOU COME UP WITH?
HUH. THAT SCHOOL OF YOURS IS REALLY PAYING OFF.
NO, IT'S COLD OUT. SHE MIGHT NEED IT.
RORY'S GOING TO HARVARD.
WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO?
YOU DON'T NEED THE GUARDIAN.
WELL... [ SIGHS ]
CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD A MEETING AT YALE TODAY.
I WAS -- I WAS JUST A YOUNG SINGLE MAN
DEPENDING ON THE SOCK DESIGN IT COULD BE HILARIOUS.