Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

UM, I GUESS I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER.
I DIDN'T MEAN -- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHERE?
MAYBE HER SCENT WILL HELP YOU TRACK THEM DOWN.
"YOU HAVEN'T HAD A TACO
THAT WOMAN NEEDED DIRECTIONS TO GET TO A POINT.
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YOU WEREN'T SUCH AN INNOCENT LITTLE DOE
SHOULD I BRING BOTH A RAIN HAT AND AN UMBRELLA?
I PROMISED YOU BEFORE AND I'M PROMISING YOU AGAIN,
"NOT GREASY, WITH HOMEMADE TORTILLAS,
WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO?
TO GET THROUGH A CONVERSATION WITHOUT THE WORD "COLLAGE."
WHAT?
NO. NO.
NO, IT'S COLD OUT. SHE MIGHT NEED IT.
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT,
WELL... [ SIGHS ]
IT'S GETTING LATE. YOU ALMOST DONE? ALMOST.
AFTER THEY'VE BEEN SITTING AROUND FOR A WHILE.
LOOK AT THE BOOK. SURE.
RORY'S GOING TO HARVARD.
UGH, DID YOU SEE WHAT I JUST SAW?
CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD A MEETING AT YALE TODAY.
IT WAS...EVENTFUL.
YOU DIDN'T PACK?
THE GILMORE NAME SULLIED" SPEECH.
THAT'S WHERE THE TIMOTHY DWIGHT DINING HALL IS.
I'M CALLING A CAB. WE'RE LEAVING.
SEE HOW IRRATIONAL I GET WHEN YOU HOLD OUT ON ME?
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
UH, WE NEED A COUPLE OF DOUGHNUTS
THE SHEER SIZE OF MY MASSIVE TROPHY.
YEAH, HECTOR REALLY CAME THROUGH.
THEN YOU'RE GONNA PUT YOUR JACKET BACK ON.
YOU DON'T NEED THE GUARDIAN.
OR JESS WOULD HAVE DONE IT FOR YOU. WHAT DID THAT MEAN?
I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT YOU THOUGHT I MEANT.
SO... SO...
WELL...WHATEVER ELSE HAPPENS BETWEEN US,
LIKE THE BEATLES BUT WITH BETTER TABLE MANNERS.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU NEED TO SPIT YOUR GUM OUT.
THAT WILL TAKE YOUR APPETITE AWAY.
LORELAI... I KNOW I CAN'T HAVE IT IN THE CAR.
YOU SERIOUS? WHAT ABOUT DEAN?
IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT TIME FOR A JESS.
HE WANTS TO SHOW ME THE CAMPUS.
DEPENDING ON THE SOCK DESIGN IT COULD BE HILARIOUS.
I'M GONNA GO STUDY.
HUH. THAT SCHOOL OF YOURS IS REALLY PAYING OFF.
HOW MANY MORE TWO-WORD SENTENCES CAN YOU COME UP WITH?
WHEN YOU'RE HERE, THERE'S ME,
WHAT IS THAT? IT'S A PAPER CLIP.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, KIRK?
D-DID I DO SOMETHING OR --
SOMETIMES I TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY DAD AND I
HI. HI.
I WAS -- I WAS JUST A YOUNG SINGLE MAN
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? ABOUT WHAT?
I CAN'T JUDGE WHERE THE EXACT END OF IT IS.
I GUESS YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA TELL YOUR SISTER ALSO,
YOU DON'T WORK GREAT UNDER PRESSURE.
IT WAS WONDERFUL, AND I LOOK FORWARD
YOU'RE FIRING SOMEONE OVER PUTTING WALNUTS IN A SALAD?
IT'S NEW HAVEN.
THROUGH THE THREAD THAT USED TO HOLD THE BUTTON.
I AM. VERY PROUD.
OH.
I'M GLAD, BECAUSE THESE SHINY, GOLDEN EDGES ARE VERY SHARP.
I WILL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT THAT BOOK UPSTAIRS.
THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
MY WHOLE LIFE YOU HAVE TRIED TO CONTROL EVERYTHING,
I'M NOT HUNGRY. YEAH, I'M NOT HUNGRY EITHER.
DETAILS TOMORROW. OHH! THANK GOD.
HOPEFULLY SHE'LL RUB OFF ON HIM.