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YOU CAN EITHER SAVE HIM OR YOUR SHOES. WHICH IS IT?

HAD FINALLY HAD ENOUGH.

THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. DO YOU HEAR ME?

I TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY WE CAN'T COMMUNICATE

AND SETS THE PLACE ON FIRE.

OKAY, HON. SEE YOU BACK HOME.

DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE YOU COMMITTED

"I'VE TO GET A PART." "I'M GOING TO GO STUDY."

IT'S GONNA NEED SOME GLUE IF YOU DON'T SIT DOWN.

YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT IN THE CAR.

UH, LISTEN, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT STORY?

FOR DOING ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID I DID.

WHO'D COME OVER AND CHANGE THE WATER BOTTLE.

I DON'T EXPECT IT TO AGAIN.

BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY SEEING THE SCHOOL.

SAYS THE MAN WHO YELLED "FINALLY."

I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY SKIRT.

WHY WE CAN'T BREAK THROUGH

YES. YOU WOULDN'T LET HER GO.

THIS WAS AN EXAMPLE BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

WHAT IS THERE TO LOOK AT?

WHICH FRANKLY, LORELAI,

SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT.

AND YOU OPENED THE BOX, SHOWED NO EMOTION,

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN TELL HER.

REALLY? THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF FUNNY?

I DON'T NEED THE LIST.

I BEG YOUR PARDON.

BYE, GRANDMA. GOODBYE, RORY.

I LIKE THINGS DONE CORRECTLY.

FINE. THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER'S HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME.

YOU'RE NOT REALLY GONNA SNIFF IT?!

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO SLAP MY FACE WITH A GLOVE?

GRANDPA TALKED TO ME TONIGHT...

ABOUT THE SYSTEM, THE WAY IT WORKS.

I KNOW. I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MANY.

BUT THINK ABOUT THIS --

YOUR FATHER IS A VERY STRONG-WILLED MAN, LORELAI.

WONDERFUL. OH, I'M THRILLED.

I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO BE WITH DEAN FOREVER,

YOU LIED TO ME, TO RORY,

AT LEAST WE KNOW THAT PART WORKS.

THAT ANYTHING I WANTED TO LEARN, I COULD LEARN RIGHT THERE.

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS PREPARING FOR YALE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? RECOVERING FROM A DAY WITH MY PARENTS. WANT A TACO?

GYPSY SAID SHE WAS GONNA LEAVE IT FOR ME SOMEWHERE.

I'VE THIS DINNER TO GO TO. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

HI. UM, NEW HAVEN. I NEED A CAB COMPANY.

DRINK A LOT. IT'S EASIER TO EXPLAIN NOT WEARING A SKIRT