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He's the higher-earning client.
So it ain't five topless women dancing in your living room
- Travis Mach. - The nutjob from FSU?
Love your new office.
NFLPA forbids you to touch him.
- (KNOCKS ON DOOR) - SIEFERT: Come in.
That brings me to the theme of the day.
♪ I gave you fair warning, beware, beware ♪
and that beautiful family of yours.
Ain't we Baptists, though?
I still remember the night
This shit's for real.
♪ And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know ♪
I really don't give a shit.
Ah, thank you.
I felt more love from the F-350 dude.
Ah, yeah, it was right after we won the AFC East.
No, no. No, no, no. It's all good.
All right, look, man, I'm... I'm sorry.
- Oh, my God... - Can I be honest?
I'm not sure it counts for shit.
(GRUNTING)
Oh!
Is there someplace we can go meet
Everything's good.
A picture of me fucking
You're taking this on the road? You are minnows.
and we caught some fire for it.
Plus I'd rather get my registration approved first.
♪ My size is the largest, we polish the floor with the rawest hardcore artists ♪
- You should have just fucking lied. - Team hasn't called you yet?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Now is not the time, y'all, for real.
No, she was too busy having lunch with Andre.
Everybody calm down, by the way, it's coming up next.
Let's pay them. You're all very beautiful.
Oh.
- Motherfucker! - D, man, what are you doing? Stop.
- Oh. - You doing right by me, Justin.
♪ Fire is my only guard ♪
So, Travis, you skipped the combine.
Let go of your balls and grow the fuck up.