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Now, tell me, how is this Homer's fault?
I know it's early, but it's a beautiful day.
(coughing)
Sorry, I was asleep.
Life is worth living.
so I'll take that to mean two yeses.
I said it was good.
Or if you don't, it's in your hymnal under
Sorry, concert's over, dude.
¶ Michael, take the carpool lane ¶
I know most of you usually save your "hallelujahs"
-He'll stay with us. -No way.
You're, y-you're right, I'm sorry.
-Your partner. -Wait.
Thank you. Now we'd, uh,
Why don't we sing, I don't know,
Where maybe, just maybe, I could see
Excuse me. There's trouble down at Lovejoy Junction.
-(whimpers) -I want redemption or else, dude.
Go easy on yourself.
that we create and remember together.
ALL: You clearly can.
Linen shirt. Natural highlights.
That's the only meditation joke I've ever heard.
Hey, can I have this? Marge could use it
We don't hug here.
Will you join us for pancakes?
(playing "Amazing Grace")
You know, science calls it consciousness,
Had to use bottled holy water. (chuckles)
It hit me that maybe God isn't up there, you know.
He made thousands of different flowers--
Tim's are chewed to nubs.
Disco S is quite a mess.