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But you're already with the best counselor there is.
That's where I got my name.
ALL: We can, but we don't want to.
Pack your bags, Helen.
(school bell rings)
Oh, I shave-a faster, all right.
(tires screech)
Thanks. That's very meek. Jesus would've loved it.
uh, well, it's just okay.
I love church.
or just rapture me now.
Did you say houseboat?
Timothy.
(jazz music playing)
Empty again.
You are God's love.
I don't have anything planned,
Look, we're both grown men here.
We like the new guy in his tight jeans.
So, we're good?
Let's get out of here.
Helen tied them.
This is a church, and it's not your church.
That means it's all in the game.
(shuddering)
"Amazing Grace"? You all know that one.
Did you hear the one about the Greek-Jewish wedding?
You know. "Somewhere else." You know. "Somewhere else."
This was the best church ever.
or angry at us because we're alcoholics.
But I'm not licked.
(burps)