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You're a vegetarian?
Or else what?
Hey, forget that hit I called on myself, huh?
(moaning)
"B" 15.
This linner has turned into...
(congregation booing)
-Gay rights? -Love is love.
that's looking out your eyes right now.
Till you can feel the brain.
back to the Spanish Inquisition you came from?
is once again regular water.
Oh, well, if it's scripture you want to talk,
and I'm, of course, paraphrasing here--
Do you have any experience, Bode?
-Gingo. -Please surrender your cross.
I'm carrying a lot of anger.
¶ Hallelujah ¶
with my damn trains?
same long chopsticks, but everybody's happy and fat
Like many of you did, too, I'm sure.
There's a Chinese proverb about Heaven and Hell.
It was like some kind of religious experience.
(voice cracks, clears throat): "G." "G" 48.
We're good if we get our house back.
For the first time ever, I don't feel alone.
(organ music playing)
Reverend? We're here for a little counseling?
And I have trouble making that "cch" sound.
(new age music playing)
but I guess I should talk about God, right?
(snoring)
All these years of mediocre grace.
I'm just trying to start a conversation.
believe in Christ or I'll hit your head with a baseball bat.
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