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that's looking out your eyes right now.
We're good if we get our house back.
Do you have any experience, Bode?
And I have trouble making that "cch" sound.
(moaning)
You're a vegetarian?
same long chopsticks, but everybody's happy and fat
and I'm, of course, paraphrasing here--
"B" 15.
believe in Christ or I'll hit your head with a baseball bat.
I'm just trying to start a conversation.
I'm carrying a lot of anger.
-Gay rights? -Love is love.
(organ music playing)
with my damn trains?
(new age music playing)
For the first time ever, I don't feel alone.
Oh, well, if it's scripture you want to talk,
Hey, forget that hit I called on myself, huh?
Like many of you did, too, I'm sure.
All these years of mediocre grace.
-Gingo. -Please surrender your cross.
It was like some kind of religious experience.
¶ Hallelujah ¶
back to the Spanish Inquisition you came from?
but I guess I should talk about God, right?
Reverend? We're here for a little counseling?
Or else what?
is once again regular water.
(voice cracks, clears throat): "G." "G" 48.
Till you can feel the brain.
This linner has turned into...
There's a Chinese proverb about Heaven and Hell.
(snoring)
(congregation booing)