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-¶ Hallelujah, hallelu ¶ -¶ Hallelujah ¶
I didn't place any ad.
Don't get me wrong, it's nice to be thankful, but
And your shoes are so heavy.
Maybe God's right here and now.
Ugh. Close window.
About you guys needing a-a youth pastor?
You, sir, have challenged me on scripture.
Booze to the right, huffers to the left.
An angel...
But the truth is, I woke up this morning
(coughs twice)
I got nothing.
at Jesus's concerts.
I meant the cool new pastor everyone likes.
When I was in seminary school,
¶ Amazing grace, how sweet the sound ¶
And any water you turned into holy water
(chuckles): Hey, I'm-I'm not trying to change any minds.
(playing "Maple Leaf Rag")
You want to hold my gun?
Penny. Button.
(electric guitar playing)
It's okay. Everything's fine.
You know, I think the food is good
Did he say Galthazar?
Then I got quiet and thought about it.
I think so many of us have made a God that's like us,
-What? -What did he say?
Thanks. I was hoping maybe you could point me
Sorry, I'm here about the ad. On Christslist?
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