Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

To many of us, God is just an angry, old miser

All right, I think we get it. Grace, it's amazing.

-(Marge groans) -Well, let me just say

Oh, sorry, I should have been more specific.

You're going the wrong way!

I wasn't sure anyone was really out there.

¶ They just crossed the double line ¶

faith comes down to what we believe.

Did you know Bode has 22,000 YouTube subscribers?

with a killer surveillance system.

Is that... Is that your plan? You're gonna drop that?

Also, Lunchlady Dora, King Toot,

Thank you. I won't let you down.

to finish the service.

(overlapping shouting)

Oh, you're going to a funeral, all right.

What time does Joan Rivers come on?

Yarr, activism means nothing

Hurry up. I'm going to a funeral.

Or Rabbi Mankiewicz will, dude.

on the collar of a man who used to preach here,

I-I chew my crosses. Nervous habit.

by praying in front of 'em, am I right?

You just gave him an eggplant emoji.

with a focus on biblical languages.

We need that. This town's like a snow globe.

We can't hear you.

Y-You did not do well today.

Do you really want to use us?

There's so much pain and suffering in the world,

Uh, I'm here for the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.

¶ That saved a wretch like me ¶

-What are you doing? -Nothing.