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The only wild card here is her. 그녀는 리포터에요.
You distract her and lead her outside.
I can't bring myself to end it for you.
- We're alive and we're under arrest. - That's my boy!
Ah, I actually already had my coffee, but...
Ruby?
That was a mistake, man. Don't do it. Put your gun down.
Wait!
- Clear! - What are you doing?
to support the fire department's annual pancake breakfast...
Homes were destroyed, countless family members lost
Seriously, you'll probably win a Peabody or something.
Good. That's Stacy's car. I'm glad she knew to come here.
- Stacy, stop! Stop! - Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
have gone unanswered, but we will not rest until we get to the bottom of this situation.
(STACY'S VOICE CONTINUES INDISTINCT BANGING)
I'm going to sleep here on floor, all right? You take the bed.
Stacy, I'm not working for my father's company.
- Longest walk of shame ever! - No, no! That's not...
remember how fortunate we are to be in the Governor's good graces.
Keep it straight. Thanks, Pop!
(ELECTRIC CLICKS, SHRIEKS)
Well, I've never seen one before, but it seems, sort of, like a zombie apocalypse.
No, your test was negative. You are free to go.
The people would demand it. We'd have a chance.
- That's great. - Sweet!
- Sorry. - (SNARLING)
How did you know, dude? You're probably an uncle now.
Oh, God! Oh, I regret that.
(SHE LAUGHS) That would have been awesome.
- Sssh! - (SNARLING)
You and I are gonna get married, your dad is gonna get old, we're gonna take over.
Okay, once we get in that car, I am not stopping till we get to VA.
Really? What's her name then?
What the ding-dong?
Mom, listen to me. The people here are infected with something.
Listen to me, that's the greatest newscast anyone's ever seen.
but look around you, dude.
How could you be so boneheaded?
What the...
Joe!
I feel so alive!
(HE LAUGHS) I get it! I get it!
- Oh, is he coming? - Uh-huh.
Come on! What are you waiting for?
Although I'm not sure she was the girl your mother would have wanted you to marry,
- (SNARLING) - Joe!
I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just going by the look of her hair and face and clothes.
Through every Middlesex village and farm
- Yeah, you know. I mean, people, Earth. - A-huh.
- That's the end of the story? - Mm-hm.
You'll be no help to them if you get infected.
Oh, you're gonna bust on my car now?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, good for you, sweetie. Why don't you just take it with our compliments, all right?
Deb Clarington, News Channel Seven.
Call me as soon as you drag yourself out of that fine man's bed, you complete whore.
- (GUNSHOT) - Oh! Shoot!
- Wait! We can't leave her like that. - What do you suggest?
All right? We haven't got our arms around all the details yet.
Oh, um... Hey, uh, look,
Im over being delirous. Its nuch more than thst im delirious also seeing spots.... Laura lee poor but original never another mememememe
(MOBILE BLEEPS, DIALS NUMBER)
And you're starting to look like you've lost a lot of blood.
- Yeah, keep our shit straight. - Keep it straight.
But really I just...
- I know. - Hello, Frank.
Stop trying to bang Stacy.
- Then let's go. - Okay.
Please, God! Don't let me die!
Ryan!
She's going to be in your room, all right?
You guys aren't real military, are you?
While you two were getting gross with each other, I took care of Stacy and her pussy cats.
Piece of kaka phone!
What? What if? What if instead of writing the Declaration of Independence,
Virginia Beach. They have a lot of activities for seniors there.
Repeated calls to the Governor's office from this station and many others around the country
Let's blow some shit up. Yeah?
I say the wrong thing.
- Okay. I'll be here. Hurry. - Okay.
There you are. What's going on?
I thought I owed it to you to do this face to face.
- Turns out biting doesn't turn you. - Yeah, we heard!
- What the hell is going on here? - Oh!
I don't think you've noticed, but the internet's shut down and cellphones.
So if you're watching out there, please tell the authorities to send help to Portland, Maine...
But... you heard the radio.
Go!
Chaz, Stacy.
They're more of the old-school, cerebral palsy variety.
And a word that will echo forever more.
while many others are concerned for the safety of these two people.
you guys are with family.
Okay. TV.
- Oh, shut up, you little piss-ant. - Pop, I got it!
DEB: I always knew this town was dead, but this is ridiculous.
Now?
(VICIOUS SNARLING AND SHRIEKS)