Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah, I know where we live. - I used to recite it for my mom every Fourth.

I don't think so, Deb.

- Listen, Deb. - Yes.

You know what? We're getting out of here.

I'll give you a workout.

my dad would bring us all up to the roof to watch fireworks over the eastern prom.

Where the fuck are we?

Hence, alone for the holiday!

from which she's broadcasting, but as a camera-person, not an anchor.

- (RELIEVED LAUGH) - Chaz.

They say they're in Maine? That's not even a real state.

Is the video real in your own opinion?

We always get together on the Fourth. It's my dad's favourite holiday.

What the fudge?

- But how did you escape the troops? - Well, like I said, biting doesn't turn you.

rather than destroying one.

We have to turn the signal back on.

I'm not gonna pull the fire alarm.

but I bet they won't be zombies. Okay.

So I... I guess you guys have heard about the zombies in town?

All right, come on! End it for me, you piss-ants!

This is how I always see them do it. In five, four...

(SNARLING AND FEEDING SOUNDS)

People... people are going to talk. There's social media, there's like...

- Look, Deb, I hope this isn't going to be... - (HORN BLARES)

Couldn't we have taken the radio out of the...

It's weird. I know that we've only known each other a short time, but I kind of feel...

And, just some food for thought,

Where's the DeLorean when you need one, right?

- I can't get up! - I got him!

- You have a car. - Oh?

(VICIOUS SNARLING)

This one easier to believe for most,

- (YELLING) - Okay, let's... let's go.

a parasite-borne virus that makes their corporal bodies decompose

And tolling within like a funeral bell.

Topper? You still have that giant boozehound on the payroll?

Sometimes... you gotta put your own oxygen mask on first.

Radio's busted. Tape player works, though.

I'm gonna need your help with Ryan in the morning.

A background check on Deb Clarington revealed that she is employed at the station

I can't believe they're all gone.

All the roads will be blocked just like that one.

Oh, check the glove box.

- Are you good to go? - Oh! Wait. What?

She's been here since last night, for God's sake.

- (SHE SIGHS) - I think I left my phone at the coffeshop.

RUBY: Happy holidays. You've reached Yule Mart.

Elf:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!

The parade's really gone downhill this year.

But now I'm starving.

I'd rather take that risk than be without the people I care about.

What? You... you know my name?

Oh, I'm sorry! I was just trying to...

Oh, I thought they were just ordinary citizens who got a little wet.

I got a large Casco Bay blend here.

(SHOTGUN CLICKS)

the only wild card here is her. She's a reporter.

- Walk with me, Chaz. Come! - Hm! (CHAZ SIGHS)

And that's Jerry Chavez, sports.

- What about her? - Gimme a break, Chaz!

You saved a zombie, kid, you didn't undo apartheid.

Well, I... What? I thought...

You went to a coffeeshop?

Okay, let me be really clear about this.

- Hey, Deb, how much you bench? - Right now?

Okay. Well, uh...

I don't think it can create something from nothing.

Yeah, we heard about the zombies. (HE LAUGHS) That's why we're here.

No, now she's here. She's still here. Yeah.

Maybe I should do that and you can do the announcement.

# ...Sheds His grace on thee... #

Uh! I slept in, didn't I?

Don't worry about it! This is like swatting mosquitoes for little Otis.

better than Brent Masters?

Oh, yeah! Oh, Ryan!

for one night, damn it,

If there's a bigger buzz-kill than you, sir, I do not know what that looks like.

- Okay. - Yeah! Hello!

Otis? That's her car.